Oh yea by the way I downloaded that song My Immortal and its so sad I was moved to tears.
Thanks for the compliments i really love tha lyrics.
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-Carlile's point of view-
Okay, so my name's carlile nazareth cullen. I'm a tall guy with blonde hair and skin as pale as chalk
that glitters like a million diamonds in the sun (see I read the books haters!) so I don't like going out.
You could say that I'm pretty smart, I always got A's in favorite movies are crossroads and glitter
(A/n: I love you MC!!!!) I'm also very beautiful. I have a huge ding dong.
I once won a contest on the most beautiful vampire contest and I won an xbox. Anyway,i had just fucked Jacob.
"So, Carl" he said, putting his garter back on "I think that this here plan to get Hayley out of harm's way will work MAN!"
Jacob's a fag. You would think faggots were stupid but he was making sense, unlike most faggots.
I used to be gay but i was fixed with shock theraphy and I'm a bit bisexual.
"Yeah." I said. Truth was I only had mind blowing sex with jacon to distract Hayley.
It's because I had a mark of lacey that she put on my v muscles so she could possess me.
"but I... I just wish I could tell her the truth, that she could DECODE my thoughts(that's basically like telepathy)" My eyes got all stingy and watery.
"Well, tough luck man" Jacob said as he was picking up his shorts. "I hope that everything goes well for you."
He put his hand on mine And he left, after kissing my flaming hot lips.
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-Hayley's point of view-
"Oh em gee!" I exclaimed! I fucking detest werewolves unless they're cute (A/n: Taylor Lautner FUCK ME!!! j/k) "James do you know how to fix this?"
James looked at me with his puppy eyes all sad. A single tear rolled down his face.
"I... dunno!You pressure me so much, ALL YOU PEOPLE"
and he ran away from the room and shut himself inside. I thought he needed cheering up (because he's extremely sensitive)
so I put on maddona's song Give it 2 me and he came out.
"Oh my god!" he cried while dancing exactly like madonna. "Hayley i think i know what to do!"
My eyes lit up with fierceness, just like tyra banks would say (LOL).I noticed that James was covered in white stuff.
"It's because I'm addicted to masturbation" he assured me. Suddenly we were dancing TOO close.
"Um... James what was the plan?" I asked trying to get him to stop unzipping my pants.
"Oh yes." he blushed. We went to drink some monster drinks."We have to kill Alice."
"WHAT?!" i asked as sexy vampire tears glittered down my pretty face. I saw edward getting a boner over it (he was spying at us FROM THE WINDOW.
I told him to cum inside.
"Yes bella it's the only way." james said. I saw sadness in his eyes because he had dated her before but she killed his goldfish so he felt empty.
"but billy black put up a forcefield over her because they are dating so, like what do we do!!!???"
I thought. It was like rock science. in order for the rocket to fly we needed...
"LO TENGO!" I said. I'm mexican so I know spanish. "We have to talk to the president and use his clone machine to make a copy of alice and make her kill billy black!"
"You got it Hayley" Edward said with a crooked smile. As we walked out I accidentally fell ( A/N: LOL). James and Edward helped me up with a laugh and we went to the white house.