I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR SPONGE BOB.
I DO OWN KIYO. KRYSTA OWNS KAMIKAZE
Kiyo, Gin, Grimmjow, and Kamikaze *KKGG lol* walked through the black Garganta, or in Kiyo's case, blue and purple. Grimmjow was about ready to kill his retarded Fraccion, but since Kamikaze was there, she'd kill him first. "I'm a goofy goober, ROCK, your a goofy goober, ROCK, we're all goofy goobers ROCK goofy goofy goober ROCK," Kiyo sang. She practically memorized the Spongebob Squarepants Movie word for word, so no one came blame her.
Kiyo had resang the song atleast three or four times. It didn't matter to Grimmjow though because he wanted to pounce onto her and rip her apart the minute he was forced into the Garganta. "Look! It's the metally friend I met last time we came down here!" Kiyo pointed her finger to the vehicles. Grimmjow flinched at her new friend. "What do we put the gas into? Cuz I know for sure I ain't sticking it up my dick." Grimmjow was now acting like an ass.
"You have a dick?" Kiyo asked. Kamikaze laughed, along with Gin. Grimmjow's face was completely red. "Truth hurts Grimmjow, truth hurts," Kamikaze said after her laughing fit. Grimmjow's eye twitched. "Oh, and stop wearing girl's make up, it looks weird," Kiyo added. Gin snickered and followed the girl who forced him to go to the human world in the first place while Kiyo skipped along. Grimmjow punched a hole into the side of a random building then followed. About thirty seconds later, the building completely collasped. "Fuck you Grimmjow! You shoulda made it explode with a Cero!" Kiyo yelled childishly.
Kiyo had just gotten her revenge, and since Gin was a motor-mouth it would get around Hueco Mundo like that! Kiyo walked up to a trashcan and attempted to pour gasoline from it. "Where is the gas!" Kiyo began shaking the trashcan with all her might. Grimmjow was shaking his head. "Kiyo..." Kamikaze started. "It's at what humans call, a gas station..." Kamikaze point to the closest 'gas station' Kiyo began to spike her hair back up as it looked like she'd put it up haphazardly before. "Right...Kiyo knew that, Kiyo just was trying to make you...er...die? Yeah that's it! Die!" Grimmjow wondered why Kiyo was talking in third-person. He kicked her in the back and made her shutup.
Kamikaze shot a death glare at Grimmjow, but wasn't going to do anything because she was going to kick Kiyo in the head anyway. Kamikaze uprooted one of the gas pumps and gas began to spray everywhere. "Not what I was expecting to happen," Kamikaze muttered. She looked around for something to transport the gasoline. "Kami-chan, cars can carry gas ya know," Gin pointed out. Kamikaze snapped her fingers. "Kiyo! Gin! Grimmjow! Steal as many cars as you can! Make sure the gas meter is on full!" she ordered. Kiyo saluted her sister army style and went to go steal a car, Gin walked off to find one, and Grimmjow just went over to a pop machine.
Kiyo spoted her friend/car. "There you are buddy! I never thought me n' you would never have a chance to talk like this!" Kiyo began to hug the car. "I get to take you home with me!" Kiyo began to ponder her and the car in the future. "Aye kiddie, ta meta's full with gas so ya' can take it." Gin walked from behind Kiyo towards the car. He took out the keys and handed them to Kiyo. "Yesh!" Kiyo stuffed the key's in her flat chest-completely ignoring that she was to drive the car- and picked up the car and slung it on her back. Kamikaze shook her head. "What a bimbo..."she muttered.
Grimmjow on the other hand punched through the pop machine and pulled out a Red Bull. He pulled the tab back and before he could take a drink, Kiyo yelled out, "Grimmjow don't drink that! Red Bull gives you wings!" Grimmjow ignored his retarded Fraccion and chugged the Red Bull. A loud tearing sound echoed in the Arrancars' and ex-Captain's ears. Grimmjow had sprouted chicken wings. Kamikaze laughed with Gin. Kiyo, however, wanted to fry the flapping chicken wings and eat them. "Delicious," she muttered as drool rolled down her chin
Gin whiped the drool from Kiyo's chin. Grimmjow seemed to be panicking about what had just happened. "Gimme soma' that shit!" Kamikaze took the Red Bull out of Grimmjow's grasp, but Gin took it away and threw it into the trashcan that Kiyo and mauled. "Don' wantcya' to end up like Grimmy here." Gin stated. "Your right. Grimmjow! Get your chicken ass over here and carry the car! We are heading back" Kamikaze took lead. Kiyo stood behind her like a duck and threw the car at Grimmjow for him to carry. "Grimmjow has no dick and wings. Dick and wings! Dick and wings! Grimmjow has no dick and wings, it's time to tell the world!" *lyrics go well with a karaoke of "the wheels on the bus"... Kiyo and Gin began to sing together. Kamikaze was on the car, pissing of Grimmjow more than he already was.
"Move! Go! Mush!" Kamikaze ordered the lower ranked Espada. Kiyo and Gin began to sing Let's Get Retarded and it suited them perfectly. Kamikaze had a brilliant idea come to her. "Grimmy-kun! Fly!" she ordered. Grimmjow looked up to the purple haired Espada who was sitting on the hood of the car. He rolled his eyes and continued to walk. Kiyo heard Kamikaze's order and she wanted Grimmjow's wings so she could fly. She snuck away from Gin and tip toed behind Grimmjow. She was about to grab his wings, but with Grimmjow sensed her reiatsu behind him so using his free hand, he grabbed the back of Kiyo's neck and forced her to walk in front of him. "Bitch..." she muttered. "What was that?" Grimmjow asked.
"BITCH!" Kiyo screamed. She was clearly having another tantrum. "Wer' here!" Gin stated in a sing-song voice. Kiyo ran up to the front of the Garganta and jumped out.
"Holy Hueco Mundo o doom! I guess it exploded while we were gone!" Kiyo's eyes scanned the glittery pink castle and Aizen right in front of it. "Uh oh, the cookie stealing bitch is mad, he's going to kill us Kamikaze..." Kiyo began laughing for unknown reasons. Grimmjow threw the car and Kamikaze to the sandy ground. "Pft, I'm outa' here." Grimmjow stormed off once again." Kamikaze looked at the car, and the match she stole. "Well hell, I shouldn't waste it. And with that She blew the car up and walked towards Aizen.
"Hi Aizen-baka... I mean SAMA!" Kamikaze greeted. Aizen wasn't pleased, obviously, and behind him stood Zommari. "You snitch!" Kiyo yelled, pointing to the ghetto Espada. Zommari smiled, and Kiyo flipped him off. "Gin, why did you accompy them?" Aizen asked his cohort. Gin laughed nervously. "Ya see, these two Arrancar are actually very entertain' so I hang out wit dem," Gin replied. *lol he sounds black*
"Right right, carry on" And with that, The arrancars blew up the world and fucked the rest o shit up.
the end!
Hope you guys enjoyed cuz uh, It was actually very fun to write heh?
Grimm-Kitty-Hotness- What...the...fuck
Kiyo- I gots a new friend in this story! I name him Moe!
Grimmjow- Why the hell did you blow up the world?
Kiyo- Why not, It's fun! Why'd you drink Red Bull?
Kamikaze- Here they go again...
Gin- It's entertain' so I don't mind...
Grimmjow- Why'd you have to have Kamikaze save your ass every single time!
Kiyo- Why don't you gots a dick like a real man! Ulqiorra probably gots a bigger dick that you!
Grimmjow- I have a dick! *Pulls pants down* o.O
Kamikaze- *facepalms*
Kiyo- *Face turns green*
Aizen- No dick talking in my castle Thankyou very much!
Kiyo- Fuck off bitch...
Aizen- *shoves kiyo into the corner* A fraccion will never bring my image down.
Kamikaze- STFU! Bye!
Gin- An' pray for an epilouge!
Everyone- SAYONARA BITCHES!