"Im going to try and end this hell if it's the last thing I do." Link said.
"Not if the penguins that control Russian spy forces decide that I am allowed to fly." Gannondorf said.
"Hey listen." Navi began to fly in clockwise circles adding a counter-clockwise circle every eighth clockwise one. Nobody really understood the purpose of it, but nobody ever understood anything Navi ever did. So nobody was really bothered.
"I'm bothered by this" said JK Roling. Because the circle description and pattern was her words. "That is a copyright infringement."
"But however I can't say that I own ANYTHING in the story because the characters aren't mine anyway." said the writer. "Plus the plot doesn't exist. I mean it, in all honesty I'm just making this up as I go along, I don't know why I get the spare crazy person who reads this crap."
"Hey can we please focus on my blubber?" asked King Zora.
"There once was a tree that stood proud and tall, but then Link came and killed me..."
"WTF? Were you just trying to make poetry? That was terrible." Zelda said. "Poetry needs to come from the heart and be strong and--"
"Yeah yeah yeah, shut up! My tree would've understood."
"Fohizzle my Zizzling wizzle fordizzle!" said Link.
"...I think rap uses too many Z's" said the writer. "Plus it's 11:30 at night, and I'm writing about people with no lives... what does that make me?"
"Stupid now shut your trap or I'll have Ruto slit your neck while your asleep!" said Gannon.
"Hey listen! Hey listen! You mother $# start your listening or I'm gonna stick my $TER STINKING $T$$ right up &(&(& mother YI&& Link's (&& YOU &(&A(&(&(... wow, I'm sorry. I lost control."
"..." Link said.
"..." Zelda said.
"..." King Zora said.
"..." Fluffy said.
"..." The owl said.
"..." Tingle said.
"..." The announcer said.
"Shut up mom! I take the trash out in the morning." The writer said. And so everyone suffered forever, because the writer became too lazy to finish this story... THE END. go screw yourself too.