Chapter 2
The Hokage's funeral
Next day morning most of the people in Konoha were crowded near the hokage mansion
"That's allot of people dattebayo "Naruto said, Hinata looked at her husband and replied "Of course honey it's the hokage's funeral"
Their oldest child Minato noticed some familiar faces in distance "Oh dad that's Kakashi-sensei with Anko-sensei, Captain Yamato, Sakumo and Karin-chan" he said; Naruto looked at the direction that Minato is pointing to "Oh that's right, Hey Kakashi Yamato!" Naruto shouted
Kakashi and Yamato looked at the direction the voice was coming from until they noticed Naruto's family "Hi Naruto and Hinata" they replied while getting closer
Anko looked at Naruto greeting him "Hey Blondie" she said Naruto noticed her "Oh it's snake lady hi" he replied with a smug face "yeah so funny!" said Anko angrily
Naruto looked at Kakashi's children "Em Kakashi why are your children covering their faces?" he said wondering, Scratching the back of his head, Kakashi replied "They are mimicking their father" chuckling, "Oh good children" Naruto said smiling
A voice was heard from far "Eh its troublesome to be here it's so crowded I wanted to stay at home" it said, Naruto remembering this voice "Oh I know this lazy voice, Shikamaru!" he called happily
Shikamaru heard Naruto voice replying with a lazy smile "What's up Naruto"
"Oh hey guys" said Temari to Naruto and his family, turning to Shikamaru "Shikamaru she is your hokage you should be in her funeral" she said sternly
Kumo looked at his mother saying in a lazy voice "mom I'm tired" Naruto blasted laughing at Shikamaru's son words "They have your lazy genes dattebayo" he said
Shikamaru looked at Naruto "yeah these are my kids we like watching clouds together" he said
"I already got used to this laziness I'm doing everything on my own" Temari said with a sigh
Hinata looked at Temari with pity "Poor Temari, Naruto always helps me in cooking especially if it was ramen" she said, Naruto became crazy when he heard the word ramen "Ramen ramen!" he said with his tongue coming out with saliva
Sasuke appeared from nowhere saying in a very mean way "Yeah ramen freak", Naruto turned to see Sasuke "eh Sasuke you are so mean dattebayo!" he said shouting and showing his funny angry face, "You are so idiot to think I'm mean!" Sasuke replied shouting, Naruto became angry even more "Sasuke you are a jackass" he said shouting even more, "What!" Sasuke replied with the same pitch
Sakura was just behind Sasuke cracking her knuckles "Looks like you guys need another punch" she said in a demonic voice, both remembered her punch last night and turned white in fear "Em how are you my best friend Sasuke" Naruto said with a very polite voice "Oh I'm my fine thanks a lot, my best friend Naruto" Sasuke replied with a similar voice
Sakura sighed then turned to the others with a smile on her face "Hi guys" she said, all said hi to her
Minato looked towards Sasuke's shy girl Nami "Hi beautiful Nami-chan" he said with a smile, she looked at him with her face turning red "Oh h-hi M-Minato-kun" she murmured
Itachi overheard Minato "Hey Minato, are you flirting with my little sister" he said shouting to his dad "dad!"
Sasuke hearing what his son just said made him loose his mind "Hey Naruto your son is flirting with my daughter again!" he shouted looking angrily at Naruto "So he loves her..." was Naruto's only reply
Sasuke was going to get a heart attack "oh my god!" was the only thing he could say
Sakura looked at her husband with an 'I don't get it' eyes "Sasuke you don't want the Uchiha and Uzumaki clan to be related?" she questioned him finally and as expected "I rather die!" was his answer
"Well, one day you will change your mind dattebayo" said Naruto with a teasing smile on his face and so Sasuke closed the topic with "And that day will come in your dreams"
Suddenly the crowd started moving, Yamato was the first one to notice so "hey the crowd started moving" he announced
"Oh no Sherlock" Naruto said giggling, Yamato looked at Naruto with bored stare "that was so lame" he replied, but Naruto shrug it off
At the exact same moment Sai entered the group "Hello Naruto" he greeted "Hi Sai" Naruto replied "Em where is Ino and your kids?" Naruto wondered
"Well three of them wanted to go to the toilet and since Yoshi is only three years old so Pussy went with them" he answered "Wow three of them..." said Naruto surprised "Well they drank allot of milk today" Sai replied
"Oh, did you just call Ino a pussy?" After 10 seconds Naruto finally questioned Sai "yeah pussy cat" Sai replied in a calm voice
"Oh I thought you meant v..." Naruto stopped since he didn't want to hurt Sai's feelings "never mind..." he continued
Ino and her kids entered the group "Hi guys sorry these kids are always troublesome" she said "No problem" Naruto replied
"So Sakura how is relationship with Sasuke?"Ino questioned "Well Ino it's very good" Sakura answered in a suspicious voice "Damn it!" ino cursed "What do you mean by damn it!" Sakura said with a 'shannaro' voice
"Oh get ready I smell a fight dattebayo" Naruto whispered to Sasuke "Oh no, not again!" Sasuke said in a desperate voice
Ino finally reveled her plan by saying "Because if your relationship is bad then he will divorce you than I will divorce my pale skin emotionless husband and marry Sasuke" Sakura now became insane "What did you say Ino-pig!" she said in a very angry voice "As you heard billboard forehead" Ino replied in a teasing voice
Naruto whispered to Sai "You didn't heard what Ino said about divorcing you?" Sai looked at Naruto with an emotionless face "Is that a big deal..." he said with an emotionless voice "Oh my god Sai you are completely hopeless in love dattebayo, I really wonder how you guys make love" Naruto said with a sigh, Sai raised an eyebrow "Oh you don't know, I put my extremely long pe…" he was cut off by Naruto "Thanks Sai I don't want to know!" he said with a disgusted face
"Shannaro Sasuke is mine!" shouted Sakura still angry of what Ino said "He hates you from inside!" Ino replied
Meanwhile captain Yamato became fed up with all the noise that is caused by the girls "Can you girls keep quiet we are in a funeral here" Showing his scary ghoul face "I'm still scared of those eyes till now" said Naruto in a scared voice
All the children started to cry making much more noise "Oops I made much more noise" said Yamato in a desperate voice "Oh Yamato…" Kakashi said with a laugh
Sasuke now wanted to end this silly cat-fight "Ino when Naruto saved me from darkness I promised myself to stay with Sakura and resurrect my clan with her till I die even if we sometimes argue and shout I will never leave her!" Sakura looked at her husband with a smile on her face she was lucky to have such a loving husband "Shannaro take that Ino-pig oh my god this is Sasuke true feeling for me, yeah!" Inner Sakura shouted in delight
Ino looked at Sasuke and Sakura with a smile "I knew it" she said, both were confused, Sakura thought that Ino will start to cry after what she heard from Sasuke but it was the opposite "What do you mean?" both Sasuke and Sakura asked "Well I was just testing your love but yes I was right you guys really love each other allot as for me Sasuke was only a fangirl crush and now I only love my cute husband Sai" Sakura looked at Ino in disbelief than she smiled and told her "thank you" Sasuke looked at Ino and told "I'm very happy that my wife has a caring friend like you"
"So you were in this trick too right?" Naruto asked Sai in confusion "Yeah if Ino was really going to divorce me I would have killed her" Sai said with a giggle, Naruto looked at Sai with a Happy voice 'So he really did change, eh I miss the old funny emotionless Sai' Naruto thought with a smile
Neji, Tenten and their children entered the groups both greeting their friends "hi guys" and their friends replied the hi
"Hey children say good morning to the main Hyuga family heiress Hinata-sama" Neji ordered his children Ken, Shiroi and Michi Good morning Hinata-sama" His children said like soldiers, Naruto brought a frown on his face "Man Neji don't be cruel on your children" he said Neji looked at him "Non of your business" he replied "Humph ok" said Naruto angrily
Neji looked at his cousin "By the way Hinata-sama is Naruto treating you well?" he asked her "Oh yes he is treating me very well" Hinata replied
Naruto looked at Neji with a 'don't worry face' "Of course I love Hinata and I will never treat her badly dattebayo" He said, Neji looked at Naruto with a cold face "Better be true" was his reply
Gai followed by Kurenai and Asuma entered the group "Hi youthful generation" said Gai "Hi guys" said Kurenai "Hello people" said Asuma all replied back "Hi"
"Wow Asuma you are an exact copy of your father dattebayo" Naruto said with a surprise "Thank you Naruto-san" was Asuma's reply "That's right he doesn't have a single similarity to me" Kurenai added with a small smile
"Hey Asuma I heard that you have recently became a jonin, Asuma-sensei would have been very proud" Shikamaru said with a sad smile
Asuma Nodded "Yeah I know he would" he said sadly
Rock Lee entered the group running followed by Shino "Hi Gai-sensei!" he said shouting Gai looked at Lee "Oh that's my favourite student Lee, Let your youth burn as always Lee" he said while giving him a nice guy pose
Shino looked at Lee "You should not forget to say hi for your comrades that will hurt their feelings" he said annoyed then he looked back at the other "by the way hi guys" he continued
Lee looked annoyed at shino giving him a lecture "Oh don't be so sulky Shino-kun" he said annoyed, then he looked at the others "hi guys" he continued
"Even though I hate when Shino sulks but he is right Lee dattebayo" Naruto said, Lee understood his mistake after hearing Naruto "I'm sorry" Lee said while bowing to his friends and all said "No problem" to him
Shikamaru looked at Shino "by the way Shino, where is Chouji and Kiba?" he asked "They are helping in digging the hokage grave" Shino answered
"I see" was Shikamaru's reply he turned his face and looked at the two shinobi's carrying Tsunade coffin "poor guys they should be so tired her coffin since her breasts were very heavy" he said with a lazy voice and just in a second he was smacked in the back of his head by an angry Sakura "Don't make fun of my teacher especially when she is dead and especially about her breast" She said in a demonic voice
Shikamaru was rubbing the back of his head in pain "Aw sorry you women are pain in the ass" he complaint in an annoyed voice, Sakura looked at him with scary eyes "Do you want me to give you a real pain in the ass" she said while preparing her punch and aimed form Shikamaru's butt "Nope thank you" Shikamaru answered immediately
Konohamaru, Moegi and hiruzen came closer to the group "Naruto-niisan!" Konohamaru called Naruto "Hello Naruto-san" Moegi greeted Naruto looked towards the voices calling him "Konohamaru what's up, hi Moegi-chan" he answered
"Naruto-ojisan!" shouted Hiruzen in delight, Naruto faced Hiruzen and kept his hand on his head "Hi Hiruzen" he said with a funny face that made hiruzen laugh
Konohamaru looked at Asuma "hey cousin" they both high-fived
Meanwhile the crowd entered the graveyard, Naruto noticed Kiba and Chouji "Hey Kiba Chouji!" he called them, Kiba and Chouji got closer to Naruto "Hi Naruto" they both said
The crowd stopped near the already dug grave which was waiting for the coffin to be placed in it "Well it's my turn now" Yamato said suddenly, Yamato went and stood on a small wooden stand
"I feel jealous of him because he gets to say speeches" Kakashi said in an annoyed voice "Oh Kakashi…" Naruto said with a giggle
Yamato got a microphone in his hand and he started his speech "Ladies and gentlemen Shinobis and kunoichis welcome to the funeral of our beloved fifth hokage Tsunade-sama who was one and the last of the legendary sanin she was the First's granddaughter and the Third's Student, she protected this country for 23 years without rest, she was a great medical ninja but she couldn't run away from death now we will stand in silence of respect for 5 minutes for her soul" after 5 minutes Yamato continued "Now I request some Shinobis to place our fifth hokage coffin in the grave and cover it up with Konoha's precious soil" and they did as he said "OK now I request anybody that had precious memories with Tsunade-sama to place a flower near her grave" he finished his speech
First one to go was Naruto 'Tsunade-baachan thank you for your trust that you gave me which encouraged me more to be hokage dattebayo, I will never forget you rest in peace with Ero-sennin' he Thought to himself while placing the flower
Next was Sakura 'Tsunade-sensei thank you very much for teaching me how to be a good medical ninja and a strong kunoichi, without you I was nothing, rest in peace' she thought to herself while placing a flower with a tear felling on its petal
Next was Sasuke "Tsunade-sama thank you for accepting me back in the village even though I was named a missing-nin and all the trouble I cause the great five nations, rest in peace' he thought while placing the flower
And so on everybody kept a flower; suddenly one shinobi went and whispered something to Yamato but it was loud enough for of our heroes to hear
"I just got news from the feudal lord that tomorrow he is going to choose the new sixth hokage" he said with a calm voice, everybody was shocked and started whispering with each other
"Naruto it's your chance" both Sasuke and Sakura said but Naruto didn't have any feelings of his surroundings "Could it be..." he said to himself
Everybody went to their houses, but Naruto couldn't sleep that night
End of chapter 2
Word meanings:
Niisan: Older brother
Ojisan: Uncle
Ero-sennin: Pervy sage
They're going to choose the hokage will it be Naruto read the next chapter "The new Hokage", enjoy!