edward was looking up new sex feithses that you could do with shit when the hungry cock monster was away shopping he stumbled across a site called urban dictionary and found something called a cleavelend steamer the thought of that got him exicted the thought of bellas tender butt not only spewing shit in his genral direction but also on his chest was great

that night for the daily feeding of cock they got together again to have the sexual intercrouse little did edward know that bella was about to drop a bomb she was getting tired of the constant shit fest it was almost like they love the shit more then her and the cock monster could not have this

edward looked at bella and smile she had aten backed beans that night and those gave her the runs this was going to make the experince even better

bella i want to try something new edward said

with shit bella sighed

yes i want you to give me a cleveland steamer he say

what that say bella

it when you- edward began

were breaking up i am sick of shit bella said

no edward said

ok we wont bella said

edward smile and play with bellas hair and then say so how about it will you shit your darriea on my chest

edward longed to feel the watery shit spatter against his tone chest, running town in brown trickles down his toned abes the thicker pieces would stay in place and give him something to play with while he was rutting away inside of bella the sex would be great

as edward layed down bella assume the postion over him spreading her ass cheeks and showing off her purkerd anus a few seconds later water gysers of darriea shot out of her anus it was a thick healthy stream it made a satifying squish noise as it splatterd against his chest

oh god edward moaned some of the shit splatterd into his mouth as he ate it greedily

oh edward bella moan as the shit continued to spew forth from her anus never mind no normal creature could shit this long she is a mother fucking vampire can can do what she wants

the shit continued to spew Edward penis got hard so hard it could cut diamoind it ripped the bedsheets that are shit stained anyways so it doesnt really matter anymore

with a final disgusting wet fart the shit stopped and bella panted looking to see her husband coverd in shit and moaning in ecstasy his rock hard dimond cutting she and edward have sex

the sex was mind blowing and afterwards edward got out of the bed rubbing the shit all over his body the the shit was now cold and felt goood on his already cold dead blue skin this caused him to get another penis hard he loved the shit and he loved bella

next time

you what bella said

i want the entire family to shit on me edward said.