Oghren's Diary
Day 1:
(unintelligible scribbling)
Day 22:
Ima gettin' married to the widder next door. She's been mar
Day 34:
basslabs fassnabs passwabs gasstabs?
Day 45:
Met a Grey Warden today. Cute girl, a little stuck up, maybe. Says she'll help me find Branka. Feeling hopeful for the first time in years. Considering sobering up. Going clean. I am the greatest warrior of my generation, I am stronger than my addiction. This is the first day of the rest of my life!
Day 52:
stone hump a (illegible word) my (illegible word) wife is a deranged nug licker
Day 75:
thanks for tha booze, Warden, uh, what exackly is a shear?
Day 81:
Wynne is a bit of alright, you know
Day 97:
think Somethins wrong wi that Sandal kid allhe ever says is
Day 103:
(several pages of adult cartoons)
Day 114:
An' every one was an 'enry, 'enry, never 'ad a Willy or a Sam, no ser
Day 122:
This armor doesent really fit, my arms are like, really long.
Day 145:
I have to write this down before I forget great balls of my ancestors just heard the kid boffed the Morigan ah yeah slam dunk for the newbie!
wait is that Wynne hold on gonna try and give the old lady the good stuff, know what I mean no sodding way is Ali the only one gettin lucky tonight
Day 146:
heh still got it
Day 153:
So thats over. Wonder what darkspawn blood taistes like?