Disclaimer: i don't own jack shizz okay hope that ya like it. and if ya don't oh flipper doodles ya can still comment

hello everyone! my name is orchard-rose malfoy and i have recently discovered fanfiction it is very interesting if you think that reading about two guys having sex or even two girls is interesting or even all out sex in general then m is for you! if you like mild romance with a hint of angst even when the genre doesn't have angst up there is my suggestion. and for all of you who are light fluff and more family give up you know you like t better k+ or even k now if your a liar and really 12 or under don't go past k+ because more than likely you will be haunted by that memory for the rest of your life.

well one day i decided to read rated m and i thought it would be nice until i read a narcissa /Lucius pairing. yep i read a pairing that happened to be my parents all i have to say is. " so that's what they were doing last night." and then i went deeper and read a Bellatrix/ narcissa. ha if my aunt read that she'd never mind my mother would faint like the little dainty lady she is. and i screamed and ran from my computer at a Draco and Lucius pairing. and then my loving parents came in and read what i was reading... lets just say I'm no supposed to be typing this. well im am going to write a fanfic about my parents and i will make sure that they read it because i can blame it on Draco...

so here i go

one warm sunny afternoon narcissa came running into the manor like the mental case she is screaming. " Lucius, Lucius, Lucius!"
when he responded " what do you want cissa I'm busy!". and with a moan narcissa stomped off. "Draco, Draco,Draco!" she said as she say her son bolting for the door "damn it" he mumbled under his breath. " dragon mommy has to tell you some..." she was cut off by a high pitched scream. "bye mom" said Draco as he slid out of the door.
"BELLA!" screamed an angry narcissa. "what cissy?" asked Bella in a babyish voice. " i have to tell you something!" said narcissa in a whisper. " what cissy? did you drop a cup again? or did you forget to feed the cat?" questioned Bellatrix. " No! silly I'm going to have a baby!" said narcissa in a high pitched voice. " what the hell? i thought you and Lucius were done." said Bellatrix.
" done with what exactly". asked Lucius. " making disappointments to the wizarding world you imbecile." said Bella.
"no,no,no,no,no,no,NO! i don't want anymore children" said lucius through his tears...

(in the bedroom)

"orchard-rose malfoy are you on that wretched computer!" screamed narcissa

"no mommy i'm not" i said in a very innocent voice

"not what? are you still a..." said Lucius " LUCIUS i was talking about her being on the blasted computer!" yelled narcissa.

and with a unexpected blast my door fell to the ground, and all that came out of my mouth was oh shit.
" you are making a fanfiction now are you? let me read" said my mother.

*never you evil wench back away from the computer*

" you think I'm a mental case!" yelled narcissa

no mother i know your a mental case.

"narcissa you can be a little on the different side every now and then..." said Lucius "Lucius! i do n-not your lying I'm always the perfect lady!" said a not so confident narcissa

"damn next time I'm writing a twilight fanfiction." i said in a slightly frustrated voice " you will write no more of this fanfucshit." said Lucius in a firm voice " father it is called FANFICTION THAT'S WHY THE STORY'S ARE CALLED FANFICS!" i yelled

and after that my parent left my room... ha ha bisnotches just wait for chapter 2,