dear orchard,
hi my name is mindy and i was wondering if you know what the sqaure root of pi is?
,from mindy
i mean damn i'm not even educated with you muggles so to hell if i know ask your mom or better yet your teacher.
dont waste my time you idiot ask me real questions like how albus got in and out of my room last night with out getting caught.
or how my mom is going in to premature labor!
HOLY SHIZZ MONKEYS! MY MOMS GOING INTO PREMATURE LABOR. i better tell dad get him to get his happy ass out of his office.
well i know i must be insensitive or sometihng right? wrong my mom is getting pay back for yesterday.
****************flashback*********************
" orchard-rose malfoy get your ass in here this instant." yelled my mother.
" why only my ass? why can't the rest of my come in?" i yelled back.
my father snorted at my lovely comment.
" damnit just get in here "she whined.
"fine" i said
okay well then we did some freaky stuff... NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU IMBECILE
well have you ever resurected the dead? well we did my aunt bella died the day before from strangulation we still dont know who did it...
"it's" you she screamed me " yeah me your niece your favorit little girl your..." sadly i was cut off " my murderer!" she yelled "what! young lady your getting your wand and scarfs taken away!" yelled the bisnotch that i call mother
************end of flashback***************
well yes now anyway revenge is sweet and no i did not cause her to go into labor i wish i did but i didn't
sorry got to go help my father, remember send me letters!