Well, here we are at the first chapter. The game has started! I'm basing this on what I think is funny, so let's hope that you find it amusing too. Thanks again to candii-chi for making my writing less 'choppy'. For the record, getting me to write fan fiction is the best idea you've ever had. And now, here's the story. But first, a disclaimer!

Disclaimer: "Selene, truth or dare?" "Ummm. Truth. (I always pick truth.)" "Do you own Ouran High School Host Club?" "No." *Goes to cry in the corner*

"I shall go first" announced Tamaki imperiously. "How do you play?" he continued with the same cadence.

"Maybe I should go first, boss." Hikaru suggested.

"Alright." Tamaki replied, somewhat disappointed.

"The rules are that if you answer a truth, you get one point and if you complete a dare, you get two points. You can pass on a question or dare, but you don't get the points." explained Kaoru. "Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins."

"What's the prize, Kao-chan?" Hani asked excitedly.

"That is a good question." Kyoya said, mildly interested.

"The prize," said Hikaru, "is a kiss on the lips from Haruhi."

"There is NO WAY I am doing that!" exclaimed Haruhi.

"If you don't, we'll increase your debt by another million yen." Kyoya said, mildly amused.

"Fine," Haruhi grumbled, "but what if I win?"

"If you win, you will not have to kiss anyone, of course." Kyoya replied.

"To make sure that no one cheats," said Hikaru, "we have this lie detector. Let's test it out on Kyoya-senpai." Kyoya allowed his finger to be placed in the machine's detector. "Alright, Kyoya-senpai. You have to lie. Is your name Kyoya?"

"No." Kyoya said, bored.

"Amazing! It says it's the truth!" exclaimed Kaoru.

That's the Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord for you. thought Haruhi.

"Anyway, I'll go first." said Hikaru. "Haruhi, truth or dare?"

"Truth, I guess" said Haruhi, putting her finger in the detector.

"Have you ever like liked anyone?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT HARUHI!" screamed Tamaki.

"Relax, senpai. It's no big deal. No, I haven't."

"Alright, it's your turn now, Haruhi."

"Truth or dare, Tamaki-senpai?"

"Truth." said Tamaki, not willing to find out what dare meant.

"Have you ever liked anyone?"

"Ummmm. Well, yes." There was a moment of silence.

"It's your turn now, Boss." prompted Kaoru.

"Alright. Kyoya, truth or dare?"

"I suppose I'll take truth." said Kyoya, sure that Tamaki couldn't think of anything dangerous.

"Have you ever...gone skinny dipping?" asked Tamaki. Kyoya was flustered.

"Of...of course not!" Lie, lie, lie! squawked the lie detector. "OK! But it was only once!" Kyoya blushed furiously. Lie, lie, lie!

"Do you want to do it again, Kyoya-senpai?" asked Hikaru innocently.

"No!" Lie "Only one question per round!" snapped Kyoya, quickly withdrawing his finger from the machine. "Truth or dare, Mori-senpai?" said Kyoya, still bright red.

"Truth."

"Have you ever worn women's clothing?"

"Yes." said Mori, his voice expressionless.

"That was fun, wasn't it, Takashi." piped Hani. Mori blushed slightly. The whole club except Haruhi and Kyoya were shocked.

"Truth or dare, Mitsukuni?"

"Truth." enthused Hani.

"What is the most cake you have eaten at once?" said Mori, asking the question everyone in the Host Club was wondering.

"36," said Hani, "it was my birthday, so I had an extra special cake night!" They all looked simultaneously at Hani's stomach, wondering how it all fit in there. "My turn! My turn!" Hani said gleefully, bouncing up and down. "Truth or dare, Kao-chan?"

"Truth." said Kaoru, a bit unsettled by how hyper Hani was.

"Who do you love more: Hika-chan or Haru-chan?" Hani questioned with an innocent look.

"Pass." Kaoru said quickly, unwilling to risk the lie detector. He wasn't sure what the true answer was.

"Alright, but you don't get the points for it, Kaoru." pointed out Hikaru.

"I know, Hikaru. Truth or dare?"

"Dare, of course."

"I dare you to drink a glass of lemon juice." Kaoru's eyes glinted mischievously.

"Kyoya-senpai, do you have lemon juice?" asked Hikaru, secretly hoping he didn't.

"Of course. It's in the refrigerator." Kyoya replied smoothly. Hikaru left to get the lemon juice and glass. When he returned, Kaoru poured the lemon juice so it was just touching the top of the glass. Hikaru gulped.

"Here it goes." He threw his head back and drank the whole thing at once, shuddering. Kaoru laughed and clapped.

"Great job, Hikaru! The look on your face!" Kaoru laughed freely.

"Ah, but now it's my turn, dear brother." Hikaru intoned evilly. Kaoru's laughter was cut short. Hikaru paused dramatically. "Truth or dare,...Hani-senpai!" Kaoru breathed a sigh of relief, not realizing that Hikaru was just waiting for the perfect time to strike back.

"Hmm...dare!" decided Hani.

"I dare you to kick down that lamppost outside."

"Wait a minute." said Kyoya. "This is my house. You can't just tell him to start destroying things."

"He's not going to destroy it, Kyoya-senpai, Just knock it down. Go quickly, Hani-senpai! We'll hold him down!" Hani nodded and saluted Hikaru. With that, the twins jumped up and each grabbed one of Kyoya's arms.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Kyoya cried. Hani was already out the door. A crash was heard from outside.

The first round is over! Tune in next time for prank calls and emo corners. If you have suggestions, feel free to send them in. Until next time,

~Selene Di Luna~