Well I'm back, finally. It's about time. Where were you? you say? Well, I'm in the middle of summatives and studying for exams and such, and that might not be a valid excuse but it's all I've got. So it'll probably take about a week for the next chapter too, unless you send in some more suggestions. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more. Thanks to satinkiss and Jenihh for their suggestions, which I used in this chapter. I also offer my sincere thanks to my beta Kandi-chi partly because I am grateful, but mostly because I know it makes her uncomfortable. :) So, here is the second chapter, I hope you like it and it fills you with fangirly joy. (Or fanboy-y joy? I don't really know the gender makeup of my readers. Well, any type of joy would be good, especially the I-liked-this-so-much-I-think-I'll-review kind of joy. Ahem.)

Disclaimer: How I wish I owned Ouran High School Host Club. They'd be playing Truth or Dare all the time. However, I'm pretty glad that I don't own Barbie Girl.

Hani came back inside. Kyoya was still being held down. "Truth or dare, Kyo-chan?" Hani asked brightly.

"Dare." said Kyoya.

"I dare you to call your mother and tell her that you're pregnant and Tama-chan's the father. Oh, and make your voice sound like your sister's" Hani said innocently, his voice at odds with the evil look on his face.

"Fine," murmured Kyoya as the twins released him. "I'll get you back later." he added quietly to himself. Kyoya took out his cell phone and dialled the number. "Hello, Oka-san." he said in his sister's voice. Everyone leaned forward, straining to hear better. "I need to tell you something." Kyoya continued. The anticipation in the room was almost palpable. "I'm pregnant and Tamaki is the father." he said in a rush, his cheeks slightly flushed. He held the phone away from his ear as his mother started shouting, an alarmed expression on his face. Hani finally took pity on him.

"You can tell her the truth, Kyo-chan." he piped. The relief was clear on Kyoya's face.

"Oka-san," he interrupted in his normal voice. "it's Kyoya, this phone call was a dare. Goodbye." He hung up before she could start yelling at him again. Hani stifled a giggle, and the next instant, everyone was laughing. Kaoru and Hikaru fell out of their chairs laughing. Mori chuckled quietly. Tamaki and Hani had tears rolling down their cheeks. Most surprising of all was Haruhi. Her giggles were unusually high pitched and completely uninhibited.

"Kyoya. -senpai." she gasped between giggles. "Pregnant." she managed before completely collapsing into hysteria. Kyoya watched them, getting more annoyed and embarrassed by the second. Finally, he snapped.

"IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING NOW." he yelled. Everyone fell silent, looking at the unusually agitated Shadow King. Kyoya took several calming breaths.

"Mori-senpai," he said, composed again. "truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to beat up Hani-senpai for me."

"Mmm." Mori stayed still for a few moments, silent, before unexpectedly raising an arm to strike the smaller third year. But before the punch could land, Hani flipped him onto his back, pinning him firmly.

"I can't believe you actually tried that, Takashi." He smirked evilly. "I should make you pay." His expression changed abruptly "But not right now!" Hani sang joyfully as he released Mori.

"Truth or dare, Hikaru?" asked Mori.

"Truth." answered Hikaru.

"If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would he or she have to do?" Mori questioned.

"Hmmm." Hikaru thought about it for a while. "Oh, I know! It would be Haruhi and I would make her..."

"DON'T SAY A WORD MORE!" interrupted Tamaki. "WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT EVIL THOUGHTS YOU ARE HAVING ABOUT HARUHI!"

"Chill out, boss. I was just going to say that I'd get her to make me some cookies." Hikaru said innocently.

"YOU!" Tamaki went to the corner to sulk.

"I guess it's my turn." Hikaru said. Kaoru looked nervous, wondering if the time had come for Hikaru to get his revenge. "Haruhi, truth or dare?"

"Dare, I guess." answered Haruhi. If she got enough points, she wouldn't have to kiss anyone. Kaoru breathed a sigh of relief.

"I dare you to go in the closet with me for 15 minutes." Hikaru said with an evil grin.

"Alright." responded Haruhi, unfazed by his smile. The raincloud over Tamaki's head grew darker.

"While you are in there, the rest of us should go get some snacks." suggested Kyoya. Everyone agreed to the plan and started for the kitchen except Tamaki, who stayed in the corner, muttering to himself.

"Come on, Haruhi." said Hikaru grabbing her wrist and pulling her to the walk-in closet on the left side of the room and flipping on the light.

"What is the point of this, Hikaru?" asked Haruhi after he shut the door.

"When we get out of the closet, ask Kaoru if he wants truth or dare. He will choose dare. I have the perfect dare for him. Will you do it?"

Haruhi listened to the plan. She decided that it was a good dare. "Fine, I'll do it. But only because I was going to choose Kaoru anyway and I didn't have a very good dare. That's the only reason." she stressed.

Hikaru smiled and checked his watch. "Well, it looks like our 15 minutes are up, Haruhi. Shall we go out?" He offered his arm to her, winking conspiratorally. Haruhi took his arm and they walked out together. This is going to be interesting, thought Hikaru.

When they came out, the others had returned from their quest to aquire snacks. Tamaki looked at Hikaru suspiciously from his corner, wondering what had happened.

"Truth or dare, Kaoru?" asked Haruhi once she had returned to her seat.

"Dare." he responded immediately, as expected.

"I dare you to do pelvic thrusts to Barbie Girl." Haruhi said quickly.

"What's that?" asked Kaoru, frowning.

"It's a pop song that was released in the late '90s. It was very popular in the United States and Europe." said Kyoya.

"How do you know that, Kyoya-senpai?" asked Haruhi, raising her eyebrows.

"I make it my business to know these things." Kyoya replied, unaffected by the incredulous stares everyone was giving him.

Hikaru took out his mp3 player and found the song. "Are you ready, Kaoru?" he asked.

"Yes." Hikaru pressed play. The song started and Kaoru started dancing, if you could call it that. When the song ended, he sat back down.

"What is that song about? It's kind of catchy." wondered Kaoru. Kyoya passed him a translation of the lyrics. Kaoru's eyes widened as he read through it.

"WHAT THE HECK? THIS LYRICS ARE...ARE TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!" he sputtered.

"Well, you know what they say, Kaoru." remarked Hikaru. "Revenge is a dish best served cold." A grin spread slowly across his face.

"Hikaru," murmured Kaoru, his voice deadly calm. "I will get you back for this." Now, it was Hikaru's turn to be scared.

"Truth or dare, Tamaki-senpai?" questioned Kaoru.

"Dare." Tamaki returned to his seat.

"I dare you to be quiet for the next round."

How can Tamaki possibly be quiet for an entire round? Stay tuned to find out. If you're sad about the wait, at the end of the month it will be summer vacation. And then there will be lots of time for me to write. Yay! Talk to you next time,

~Selene Di Luna~