Okay;; This is your long awaited update-just so you know ALOT happened which is why this is soooo far past due buh anywayz;; Ta-dah! Awesome I know..but now is must do my least favorite thing:

[I] coul[D]n't[ O]wn this wonderful story eve[N] if [T]he pl[O]t bunnies took [W]on[N]derous mercy on me. (so don't sue;; I got it bad enough ]':

Simply Complicated Chapter IV

Okay maybe this wasn't one of his better plans…okay fine this definitely wasn't one of his greatest plans. Running from the Uchiha Police Force because he got bored and was just slightly curious as to what would the town look like painted red and thus so painted it was not a very smart idea. No in fact it had to be one of the worst; top ten at least! Now here he was running for his life knowing that even though Fugaku-strange as this might seem- had a soft spot for him it would not help him with the situation that he seemed to have found himself. Making many mini-me's he bolted and prayed that whoever caught him-and catch him they will they were the freaking Uchiha's!- they'd be merciful…

"There's that brat kill em!"

Well maybe they would've if it wasn't the Uchiha compound that he painted. Damn teme, it was all his fault! If he hadn't insulted Kagome-mama then he wouldn't have had to retaliate and deface his entire clans' compound. On the other hand, it felt good to know that the awesome Uchiha's were taken down-however slightly- by him and his paint. Even if he didn't live to see tomorrow VICTORY WAS HIS! …Okay maybe stopping to release a victorious evil laugh wasn't the smartest idea as it seems they have found him, again, but he had a plan, once more, he would release "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

As the mini army of Naruto's expanded and ran trying to confuse the Uchiha Police Force Naruto slipped away again. Honestly, he was begging to think that they had lowered their standards of professionalism and proficiency; they simply weren't as competent as before. Dashing through a line of trees and roof hopping Naruto almost got away…

"Narutooooooo…" Before him stood…Sakura…

Sakura was once again spying on-er learning!-what Sasuke had to deal with in his daily life because if she was to become his wife she had to know how to deal with any and every thing he had to deal with! So it was in her peeping-er studying- that she learned of the Uchiha's most persist provocation one Naruto Uzumaki. He was constantly doing different things that the Uchiha's found both amusing and irritating.

It took no longer than a split second decision to decide that if she helped capture the repeating felon she might get in good with the Uchiha's. Oh yes she could see it now! 'Oh thank you Sakura-chan!' would say Sasuke's mother. 'You're perfect for my son!' would say his father. 'I love you!' would say Sasuke…oh how beautiful! Wiping a tear from her heart shaped eyes Sakura decided that she would be the one to find Naruto.

The first clone she seen she went to grab but the clone moved and she landed in the mud. The second had her smash into a tree. The third she had managed to destroy but he burnt some of her hair. The fourth clone tossed her an Uchiha who was in the middle of releasing a "Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu" in which she barely got out of the way to avoid the worst of the attack. Deciding that she would take to trees to avoid any more accidents she began her search again, and kami help Naruto when she found him and find him she shall.

It took longer than she would've liked to admit; even thought that maybe the Uchiha's had captured him before her; but she finally found him. He was too intent on looking back to notice her and then, "Narutooooooo…" she sang.

As the two youngings faced off they each took in the look of the other. Naruto had blotches of red paint in random parts of his body staining his face, clothes and hair. His yellow spikes were tipped in red drooping and very cute. Sakura had singed hair and clothes, was covered in mud and soot and a very deranged look about her. Clearly someone wasn't making it out unharmed. On the left side of the field stood Sakura four foot three inches weighting the slight eighty-seven pounds mostly mud and on the right stood Naruto four feet seven weighting ninety pounds solid thanks to Ramen and hyperness the battle was on; GO!

Sakura attacked first upset about the crap she was put through-even though she put herself in that position-she wanted blood. This was a battle she wanted to fight hand to hand she wanted to feel his blood on her skin, feel his gasping breath as she chocked the holy-

"SHIT!" Naruto screamed as he seen the murderous look on Sakura's face. Really she was a very pretty girl once you got past the annoying fan-girl-I hate your guts-you piss me off face that she keeps, okay so maybe she wasn't so hot. But that Hinata girl…yowza!

"Get over here so I can kill you slowly Naruto…"She was getting slightly frustrated that he hardly remained in one place but that was a small thing, after all she was going to kill him and that was that as long as he didn't keep moving. "Stay still damn it!" he jumped again from his place in the tree and prayed that one of the Uchiha would catch him. As much as he hated them catching him and yelling at him he knew they were much safer than the enraged Sakura who for reasons unknown to him was pissed and once again-though not surprisingly- it was directed towards him. Honestly he had no idea what he had done to piss her off this time. He hadn't even seen her! He was just enjoying his day without Kagome-mama telling him to be responsible as he had a little fun with the Uchiha's; what was wrong with that? Truthfully he was beginning to think she liked him all the times she wanted to touch his body even if it was violently. Laughing at the outrageous thought he almost got his self hit. Oh crap better pay attention huh?

Sakura was on the hunt and a certain little blonde haired trouble maker seemed like real good prey. Oh a hunting we will go, oh a hunting we will go, hi-ho-oh-dairyo a hunting we will go. Giggling madly she caught him; she finally was able to grab on to his throat! How she managed this was not important the important thing was she got him! His gargled cries for help only sweetened her victory. Unable to go without a little blood she felt was her due she punched him in the face repeatedly until she had that delicious gush of blood. It fell upon her cheek and she shuddered with excitement. Maybe, maybe, maybe she had to stop reading those vampire books…blood I vant blood…

"Sakura, let him go." Sasuke's deep, soothing bored voice cut through her haze of blood lust. Kami did he look good just standing there looking as if he just got out of the shower with his hair slightly damp and clothes clinging to him slightly. Now she really wanted to kill the bastard in her hands, he made her miss Sasuke showering! However she simply dropped him. After all a wife shall be obedient and her Sasuke did tell her to let him go; he better be damned happy to after all she been through…

Then it hit her like a ton of bricks…she was fifthly, ragged, and nasty looking because she went to search for the little red spotted ass that was crawling behind Sasuke seeking refuge. Throwing him a nasty look she beat it and ran, her Sasuke could NOT remember her like that, he would remember a sexy Sakura, a cute Sakura or even an adorable Sakura but NEVER shall he again see this nasty one.

Once Sakura left Naruto looked up at Sasuke and tried to slowly back away. See he knew something not many people knew; and if his fan-club found out Naruto was sure to be a dead man. See Sasuke-because of the trauma of having vicious females after him and his livelihood- was gay; not only was he gay but he was gay in love with Naruto. Yeah, anyone else see the problem here? So being left alone with him wasn't a very good idea, especially when he himself wasn't sure about his sexuality like Sasuke seemed to be-then again he didn't have a fan-club to terrorize him and make the decision for him now did he? If he thought about it-and lately he found himself thinking about it more and more- Sasuke was an attractive guy dark hair, dark eyes promises of dark pleasures…it was very appealing. Then there was Hinata with her light hair and light eyes who promised all things good and innocent who equally liked him or so rumor had it. To put it quite simply he was confused. While he loved Sasuke he wasn't sure just yet what type of love that was and so they played the game. In public they hated one another in private Sasuke tried to convince him that his love was the way to turn, hell Sasuke even agreed to let Hinata join them if that was what it took to get him to be with him forever. But, it seemed wrong, wrong to ask Sasuke to let him have the cake and eat it too and wrong to have Hinata while he had Sasuke. Deep in his heart he knew he had to choose he just feared which one; what if he made a mistake? I mean who the hell at age nine knew what they wanted? Why couldn't the issue be about what sport to play? Something simple; hell he would've been good with at least some time! But he knew also being a ninja one wasn't allowed anything simple, wasn't allowed time. This was something he had to face and soon.

"Come, let's get you patched up. My father and his men got tired of looking for you. Be prepared come Monday they'll come down to the school to apprehend you. They allowed you this weekend because they-or should I say my father- felt to avoid all of the Uchiha Police Force you should be rewarded."

One of the things Sasuke felt pride about was his ability to read people, not such a hard task when your brother is the silent Uchiha Itachi. It was only that gift that he knew exactly what had Naruto trying to escape him with a pathetic-though adorable- back crawl that reminded him more of a wounded fox slinking away. He had promised to give him time to think about it, and he shall, but he was very impatient and Naruto was simply way too adorable for his own safety. Blotted with red paint as he was all Sasuke could think about was kissing him senseless and-no, these thoughts end here. Naruto looked ready to run as it was. He would not scare him off because he couldn't keep himself in check; Uchiha's had wonderful control.

Uchiha Itachi had lost his mind; that was the only thing I could assume, Uchiha Itachi the calm and sensible prodigy of the Uchiha clan well known for his self control was wildly out of his mind. I've decided he was stark raving mad. I should send him back on his way telling the Boss Man the Uchiha was unable to continue this mission because he went loopy. Maybe the stress of being perfect finally made him crack but whatever it was, it was not good for the mission.

"You cannot be serious, you cannot let these perverts join us as we search for the Oji-sama and Hime-sama of Sound." Kagome wanted to punch the monk-Miroku was his name if she remembered right- he kept feeling her up! There was no way in hell she was going to travel with another ass this trip, she had a policy of one ass per mission and damn it the Uchiha-teme was enough!

"They're searching for the same people, have the same mission and honestly I'd rather have them with us then to get in our way."

"They'd be in our way while they are with us!"

"They are coming."

"No, they're not!"

"Pack your bags we leave in five."

"Why are you not listening to me!"

And so it went.

Uchiha Itachi makes a decision and all obey. Honestly, some days I hate him, then some days I wish I had his ability to get people to do what I want even when they totally disagree. I guess the only thing that could've made me feel better is that Jakotsu-the gay Uchiha molester- was infatuated with the Uchiha. He'd go to grab him and he'd try to kiss him and fight him to get his way and lose-but that wasn't the important part- it was the fact that the Uchiha hated every minute of it. So I guess you got to take the good with the bad. Miroku-I'm sure that's his name-however was worse than bad so I don't think I should have to put up with him!

"Monk, if your hand travels any farther I'll be cutting it off."

"It's cursed I swear!"

"B-but Ita-chan! I lovesh shoeeeeeeee.."

And there goes my silver lining. Ah, maybe this wasn't such a bad idea. Though I'm shocked that that Uchiha bastard didn't kill him yet; I wonder why he put up with all this. I mean he didn't even want to take me, and this was a mission I was given. As the Uchiha Molester took another hand full of the Uchiha's ass I got a crazy idea that maybe the proud Uchiha Itachi was gay?

"Uh..Are you gay Uchiha?"