Alright, as much as I want to take credit for this, it was written by my friend Ryder Mckensie, all her, no me, not my snack. I just loved this a lot, and I wanted to post it. So credit to her. And not me. *Shame-faced* *Whams head on mantle* *oozes green slime* Oh, god, I haven't oozed green slime since my cat Steve broke up with me. Anywho, on with the nonsense, enjoy, and review! She loves you guys, you know!
Really short, a drabble, if you will.
So, right now you're probably wondering "Who is this, and why do I give a damn?" Well, I'm a person. A girl, if you want to get technical. And, well, I have a family. Oh my! A family? Yes, a family. and now, you're probably thinking "You have a single mom who had you when she was sixteen and an older sister and a niece, who loves you and you love very much!" No. I want to stab the shit out of that annoying little princess. You would too, if you had to babysit her all the time. I was born when my mom was 33. "Well, now, it's obvious! You're a rebellious, unique girl, whose mom's boyfriend is a rock star from your favourite band and is only a few years older than you and you have a gay best friend!" Wrong again, you little Mary-Sue loving freak. I don't have friends. Why not? Because I moved around all the time and I'm all sweet and shy? I've lived in the same house all my life. "Oh you're such an outcast except for your three best friends and the popular cheerleader's boyfriend, who turns out to be really nice!" Honestly, do you go to High School, or just live in teen movies all day? I do not have a single friend, ok? Which rules out "Getting dragged to the show of a band who has good music but you hate because he lead singer is so cocky" and "Getting dragged to a party by said friends and getting pregnant". I actually spend Friday nights playing video games and watching Lord of the Rings on TV. Well then, obviously I was conceived due to a one night stand with a rock star and I find out a guy from my favourite band is my father! Ya right! "You were sent to live with your dad who happens to live in the same town as some famous guy?" My dad lives in town, he and my mother got a divorce seven years ago, he pays child support and my younger brother and I spend every second weekend at his house. "And while you're at his house, he mistreats and rapes you!" Seriously now? "Your older brother's in a band and he's taking you on tour!" God, I'm a normal fucking person! Are there none of those left! And while we're at it, I'm not secretly a wizard, and I don't randomly start attending Hogwarts, even though I'm already 15 and I live in fucking America! I'm not secretly a spy, nor were my parents, as I find out when they're killed and I'm sent into hiding. I'm not a vampire. I'm not a vampire hunter. I don't attend an all boys boarding school and I'm not a total badass. "So why should I care about you?" I don't know, I never asked you to! If I were you, I wouldn't read about me, I'm boring as hell. "Well, then why are you writing this, it's a stupid waste of time!" Geez, a person can't breathe around here without immense amounts of talents, great, but humble, personality and some amazingly cool famous person in their lives anymore, can they?