Sadly, I do not own these people (except for 3 of them, but you can't really own real people. That my dear children, is called slavery, and is frowned upon in pretty much all states =])
On to the story...
Bella: IFail
Edward: ReadUrMind109
Alice: PixiFuture00
Jasper: Emo_TionalDude
Emmett: BearsRUs
Rosalie: LOL-Bitch=]
Janie: VegetarianVampire
Lexie: Hot_Red_M20
Dexter: 2smart4U_butnot4LEX
IFail has signed on
IFail: WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE ON! =,(
PixiFuture00 has signed on
IFail: ALICE! DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED!
PixiFuture00: Obviously Bells. I'm so sorry.
IFail: HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME!
BearsRUs has signed on
BearsRUs: Hey Bells. How you doing hon?
PixiFuture00: Em….
IFail: EMMETT! EDWARD BROKE UP WITH ME! I'M SO UPSET!
BearsRUs: I know hon. I was with you for 3 days, remembah?
IFail: =,( why Ali? Why?
Hot_Red_M20 has signed on
BearsRUs: Who is Hot_Red_M20?
PixiFuture00: One of Janie's friends. =) hey lex!
Hot_Red_M20: hi guys! Do you know if Dex or Janie is on?
IFail: *snort* obviously not. It would say so *eyeroll*
LOL-Bitch=] has signed on
LOL-Bitch=]: Hi guys! Sup?
BearsRUs: Bells is being mean to Lex. *sigh* why can't we all just be friends?
LOL-Bitch=]: Lex?
PixiFuture00: Yeah. One of Janie's friends.
LOL-Bitch=]: Any friend of Janie's is a friend of mine! Hey lex!
Hot_Red_M20: aww! Thanks Rosalie!
LOL-Bitch=]: Don't worry about it!
IFail: ok ok. Enough with the love! Ugh! Doesn't anyone care that EDWARD BROKE UP WITH ME?
Hot_Red_M20: he…broke up…with you? BAHAHAHAHA!
IFail: =,[ why are you laughing? ITS NOT FUNNY!
Hot_Red_M20: No..bahahaha….reason. =]
IFail: why you little…
2smart4U_butnot4LEX has signed on
Hot_Red_M20: DEX! OMD HI!
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: Hi. How are you?
LOL-Bitch=]: Lex, who is this?
Hot_Red_M20: This is Dex…uh he's….
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: I'm her boyfriend. =]
PixiFuture00: AWWW! That is too cute Lex! Lex and Dex ^-^
IFail: She has a boyfriend?
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: Of course! How could you ever think that someone as wonderful as Lexie could not have a boyfriend? That's absurd.
BearsRUs: That's really sweet! Rosie….why aren't we that cute!
LOL-Bitch=]: *groan* Don't start Emmett.
BearsRUs: Hey guys, I know Rose and I aren't on a lot, but Rosie, can we PLEASE GO DO SOMETHING!
Hot_Red_M20: Way to be subtle, Emmett =]
LOL-Bitch=]: Ok ok ok. Let's go Emmett, before you embarrass us again lol
BearsRUs has signed off
LOL-Bitch=]: Nice to meet you Lex, you too Dex =]
LOL-Bitch=] has signed off
IFail: Has everyone forgotten about me? Didn't this whole conversation start about me? EDWARD. LEFT. ME! Apparently for some big slut too! UGH!
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: I've only been here for a little bit, but it comes to my attention that you, Miss IFail, are a whiny bitch (if you excuse the language). You need to stop trying to center the conversation around yourself when clearly, nobody is interested.
Hot_Red_M20: Aww! Dex, you're so smart!
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: But I am obviously not as smart as you, Lex. =]
Hot_Red_M20: I think I'm going to cry =,]
IFail: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEX? You can't just come and diss me like that (I think..). You don't know me! So stop trying to be all big and bad and mighty and just SHUT UP!
PixiFuture00: I'm going to go and get Janie…
Hot_Red_M20: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Honey you did not just diss my man! Who do you THINK YOU ARE! Don't you EVER question how intelligent Dexter is because he can kick your ass WHENEVER he wants to. And I won't HESITATE to come over there and whoop your sorry ass so hard your GRANDCHILDREN will feel it. Now I know why Edward left you honey, you are NOTHING!
VegetarianVampire has signed on
VegetarianVampire: Hey Dexter. Heard lex was kickin Bella's ass. How's she doin?
2smartforU_butnot4LEX: Very well actually. I could use a bit less of the vile language, but if it gets the message across to this 'Bella' then I'm perfectly ok with it.
IFail: Who do I THINK I AM? I THINK I'm someone who knows what the HELL she is talking about when she says your 'man' is smart! AND EDWARD WILL WANT ME BACK! That little slut he is talking to right now will be ALL in the past once he realizes what he is MISSING!
VegetarianVampire: Wait, woah woah woah! Edward left Bella?
Hot_Red_M20: OH HELL TO THE NO! You don't call my friends sluts, little one. ANY ONE of my friends could kick your SORRY ASS to the ditches. Edward will NEVER want you back sweetie because he is missing NOTHING. The girl he is going out with is MORE of a WOMAN than you will EVER be.
VegetarianVampire: I'll take that as a yes. Kick ass lex!
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: She is doing quite well, isn't she? Lexie is such a fiery little red headed thing…
VegetarianVampire: I know. But I love her to death, just the same =]
ReadUrMind109 has signed on
IFail: I AM EVERYTHING TO EDWARD! HE LOVES ME! HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUGH ME HONEY! Don't you see? If Edward doesn't have me then he is NOTHING! Just wait, he will come crawling back like the sad little puppy he is and beg for forgiveness. And I, being the nice, sweet, and caring girl that I am, will TAKE HIM BACK! Oh, but there will be a day when I ask him something that he won't want to do, and then I will bring this back up for guilt. JUST. YOU. WAIT! That little slut he is talking to now will be the nothing when I'm done with Edward =]
VegetarianVampire: Uhm…Bella? Edward's online. Just thought you should know =]
IFail: … Edward?
ReadUrMind109: Why would you even think of something like that Bella? HOW? I thought you were innocent, I thought you were a good child. This just makes me think of how right it was to dump you. Bella, you are a BITCH. You should NEVER call the girl I'm SEEING a slut. She is much more of a women. I'm sorry, but not for dumping you; not for saying those hurtful things. I'm sorry for who you are Bella.
Hot_Red_M20: Dexter, please, lets just go. I can't stand to be here any more.
Hot_Red_M20 has signed off
2smart4U_butnot4LEX: Ok. I will converse with all of you later. Goodbye.
2smart4U_butnot4LEX has signed off
IFail: But…Edward honey. We've been though some really hard times lately, and I just think that if you give us a rest, we'll grow….separate.
ReadUrMind109: Well maybe that's what I want Isabella. I'm sorry, but the girl I'm seeing is better than you could ever be.
IFail: TELL ME WHO THIS SLUT IS SO I CAN GO KICK HER ASS!
ReadUrMind109: There will be no 'ass kicking' Isabella. Besides, as I'm now happily proud to say, the person I'm seeing is…
Cliffhanger! But we all already know who it is...don't we? ;) Rate and Review. Love you all!