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"Red light on…Zexion, red means on, right?"

"Yes."

"Cool."

Demyx climbed onto the middle of his bed where Zexion sat in the corner with his nose in a book again. "Welcome to Zemyx Time 3!" the blonde exclaimed, holding up two fingers.

"Two, Demyx," Zexion corrected, turning a page.

"Oh, right." Demyx did a quick double-take. "Zemyx Time 2! We have an exciting show for you today and—"

"Sorry I'm late."

Axel sat on the edge of Demyx's bed, leaning back on his hands. "Oh, by the way, Vexen's looking for you Demyx," he said.

The musician gulped. "H-He is?" he asked nervously. "W-What for?"

Axel shrugged. "Hell if I know. All he said was for you to go see him or he's telling Xemnas."

"Zexy?" Demyx looked back at his boyfriend.

"I can manage," Zexion assured him. He closed his book and scooted forward a little. "Go on." Demyx hesitated a little, but walked out of his room and left Zexion and Axel alone. "Vexen didn't ask for him, did he?"

Axel grinned. "Nope," he replied. "With any luck, Vexen will keep him as a test subject. Serves him right. I went to go give Vexen back his shield. Demyx promised he'd come get me in a half hour if I didn't come back. I now have no DNA."

Zexion gave a small grin. "And how does that make you feel?" he asked.

"You're not my fuckin' therapist, quit asking that," Axel replied.

The door to Demyx's room opened and shut quietly. "Demyx?" Zexion asked as the blonde sat in the corner. "Are you okay?" Demyx shook his head, drawing his knees up to his chest. Zexion reached across Axel to grab his sitar, handing it to the blonde. "Cue cards?" Demyx reached into his cloak and grabbed a small set of index cards, handing them to Zexion.

"What's wrong with him?" Axel asked, watching Demyx hold his sitar close to his body.

"I've learned not to ask," Zexion replied, flipping through the cards in his hands. "On to what Demyx found in the other guys' rooms." He reached behind him and pulled out a red folder with 'Axel' on the front in bold black letters. "Demyx, did you go into Xemnas's room?"

"Uh-huh," Demyx replied, finally speaking.

"It speaks," Axel teased as the blonde set his sitar behind him. "So what's wrong, water boy?"

"I can breathe underwater," Demyx muttered.

"Good thing you're water," Zexion mumbled, flipping through Axel's folder. "Demyx, where did you find this?"

"In a cabinet with 'Overview' on it," Demyx replied. "Axel's was the thickest so that's the one I took."

Zexion whistled loudly as he read the first page. "Give me that!" Axel growled, grabbing the folder. He held it in front of him and dropped it, ash dropping to the floor soon after.

"Well, let's get on to the Demy dictionary," Zexion said, noticing the blonde's sad look at the ashes on the floor. Demyx didn't say anything.

"I think he's broken," Axel said, waving a hand in front of the blonde's face. "Got any ideas how to fix him?"

"Turn off the camera," Zexion said, turning Demyx to face him. "I've got an idea." Axel moved forward to turn the camera off, but decided not. Who was Zexion to tell him what to do, even if he was his superior?

"Demyx," Zexion said, snapping his fingers in front of the blonde's face, "look up here." The musician's eyes obediently met his and he blinked once. "Axel, you turned the camera off, right?"

The redhead smirked. "Sure did, Zex," he replied.

Zexion didn't completely trust him, but brushed it off as he focused on Demyx once again. "I'm sorry, Demyx," he whispered, reaching into the drawer next to the wall behind the blonde and pulling out a pair of scissors. He held them in front of the blonde's eyes, threatening to cut a piece of hair that dangled in front of his eyes. "Dem, it's time for your haircut."

"Get away from me you fucking bastard!!!!" Demyx yelled, pushing Zexion away, the scissors flying away somewhere in the room.

Zexion gave a small smile, but it quickly disappeared when he noticed the red light shining from the camera. "You didn't turn it off?" he growled, glaring over at Axel.

"Why would I?" Axel asked back, a smirk slowly growing on his face. "This gives everyone the chance to hear Demyx."

I'll deal with him later, Zexion thought, sitting up straight next to Demyx again. "Let's get on to the Demy dictionary since Demyx is obviously feeling better now."

"I wasn't feeling good?" the blonde asked, cocking his head to the side slightly.

"No, we were just getting to your word of the week," Zexion replied.

"Right!" Demyx smiled and crossed his legs. "This week my word is bumbershoot. That words means umbrella. So next time it rains, you can say 'I'm going to get my bumbershoot!!'"

"Oh god," Axel mumbled, shaking his head.

"Now for Demyx's revenge," Zexion said. "I'm pretty sure he got revenge on…wasn't it Cloud?"

"What the hell did Cloud do now?" Axel asked.

"Nothing," Demyx replied, smiling.

"Nothing?" Axel repeated, raising an eyebrow. "Why get revenge on him, then?"

"Cause its fun!" Demyx exclaimed happily.

"So what did you do to him?" Zexion asked, interested in what the blonde musician would do to someone like Cloud.

"Simple," Demyx replied. "I just did the one thing that would get him in trouble for at least 2 weeks."

"And that would be…?"

"I told Leon that Cloud was cheating on him with Axel!"

"What?!!" Axel's mouth hung open and his eyes stayed wide. "That's why Leon came up to me yesterday and punched me?! You're why Cloud hasn't spoken to me for a while?!"

"Mm-hmm," Demyx replied, a smile still on his face. "That's also part of my revenge for you using June to serve dinner."

"I told you, I didn't mean to!!" Axel tried defending. "It was a bet!"

Demyx just stuck his tongue out at the redhead.

"Knock it off, you two," Zexion muttered, reaching behind him for his book again. "Dem, just get onto the Dem-Dem cam."

"I filmed Xemnas this week!"

Zexion's book slammed shut. "You did what?!?!" he yelled, grabbing a hold of the blonde's chin and forcing him to look at him. "Demyx, you did not put a camera in the superior's room, did you?"

"Well, it was a random drawing," Demyx defended, giving his boyfriend puppy-dog eyes.

"Just let him show the damn footage," Axel muttered. "The sooner we're done, the sooner I can get back to Ro—work! I can get back to work!"

"Roll the footage!"

*Dem-Dem Cam*

Xemnas closed and locked the door to his office, walking over to his desk. He pulled open a drawer and pressed a small red button, a portion of the wall behind him sliding away to reveal a flat-screen TV with an Xbox hooked up to it. Turning it on, a Kingdom Hearts video game popped up on the screen, the character playing set up to be Axel with no weapons, no potions, and no magic. Xemnas pressed the start button on the controller and sat back in his chair with his arms crossed, watching as virtual Heartless attacked and killed Axel over and over and over and over again.

*Back to normal*

Axel's mouth hung open. "He has an Xbox and he doesn't share?!" he yelled. "And what's with killing me?! I'm not that bad!"

"And while Axel has a nervous breakdown right now," Zexion said, pulling out a sheet of paper from his cloak, "we have some questions that need to be answered. First is from Neko Ninja Hezza. It asks, 'Axel, how did you and Roxas get together?'" The slate-haired man looked back at the still-rambling redhead. "It involves a lot of things we'd have to sensor out, so please, don't ask."

"There's a question from that same person asking, 'Demyx, how did you and Zexion get together?' as well as 'Who tops and who bottoms?'" Demyx said, pointing at the paper.

"That's easy," Zexion said. "He walked in on me when I was reading in the library and wouldn't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure you could just imagine it from there. Now for who tops and who bottoms…well…"

"Zexy, what does that mean?" Demyx asked, cocking his head to the side.

"Demyx, when we play the bouncy bed game, who usually wins?" Zexion asked.

"You," Demyx mumbled, bowing his head.

"There's your answer," Zexion said, looking back at the paper. "Hey, Axel, this one's for you. From Yuseisxtwinxsister, she asks, 'Is Axel really a perverted bastard?'" Zexion looked straight at the camera with a serious expression on his face. "Yes. Yes, he is."

"Hey!!" Axel exclaimed.

"She also asks, 'Why is Roxas so scared of Axel and Demyx?'" Zexion continued. He looked beside him at Demyx, then over at Axel. "Well, Demyx is pretty self-explanatory. Axel, on the other hand…well…"

"He is not scared of me," Axel growled. "He's scared of Vexen and Xigbar, though."

Zexion rolled his eyes.

"Well, that's all the time we have for today!" Demyx exclaimed, snuggling close to Zexion. "Tune in next week when our special guest is…well, we don't really have a special guest, but we'll try to find one!"

"So from us here at Zemyx Time," Zexion said, "have a nice day." He gave Demyx a kiss on the cheek. "Come on, Dem. Let's go to the library."

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I love this thing. I love writing it, I love reading it, I love my reviewers, I love getting reviews, I love getting e-mails saying that I got a review, a favorite story, a story alert, an author alert, and/or a favorite author, I love Demyx, I love Zexion, I love Zemyx Time!!! (No, I don't have ADHD, I'm just happy)

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