Oh. My. God!! I totally love you guys! I'm getting question after question and I totally love it!! Keep 'em coming!!! Me and my friend, Alec use this story with me as Demyx and Alec as Zexion and cosplay this for our other friend, James, to tape. So when me and Alec write this out, we're actually writing out our script for the week's episode and it's so much fun because we write it in our actual Kingdom Hearts cosplay using only one computer. It's a madhouse when we write it and we're practically dying from laughter. Hope you like it as much as we do!!

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"Zexy! The camera's on—ah!"

Zexion growled softly against Demyx's neck and leaned back on the bed, letting the blonde sit back up. Demyx adjusted the collar of his Organization cloak to hide the evidence of their recent…ahem…activities…and smiled.

"Welcome to Zemyx Time!" he exclaimed cheerfully. "We were supposed to start filming 3 hours ago, but someone," Zexion grinned, "hid my camera. But, I found it!"

"Obviously, since you're taping right now," Zexion muttered, shaking his head a little. "Just get on with your stupid little show."

"S-Stupid?" Demyx stuttered, his eyes tearing up. "You think my show is stupid?" His hand went up to his mouth. "W-Why would you say that, Zexy?"

Zexion immediately hugged the blonde from his place behind him on the bed, leaning down to gently kiss his cheek. "I'm sorry, Demyx," he apologized softly. "Your show isn't stupid."

Demyx smiled, hugging onto Zexion's arms where they hooked together under his neck. "Thank you, Zexy," he said, leaning his head back to kiss the older's cheek. "Can we get onto the first section?"

Zexion smiled. "Sure." He gave Demyx one more tight squeeze before releasing the blonde, scooting over to sit next to him. "What Demyx Found In The Other Guys' Room."

"I went into Axel's room this week," Demyx said, reaching under June to grab a small bag.

"He's going to kill you," Zexion muttered.

"I know," the blonde replied, playing with the drawstrings on the bag in his hands. "I left a note, though."

"So what'd you get from the pyro's room?" the slate-haired man asked, looking over the blonde's shoulder.

"This!" Demyx pulled out a red silk nightgown from the bag, holding it up to Zexion to compare. "This was on his bed! It's what he sleeps in!"

Zexion raised an eyebrow, snatching the cloth out of Demyx's hands. He held it up to the blonde's chest for a minute. "It'd look good on you, Dem," he mumbled, mentally changing the color to a deep blue.

Demyx blushed, grabbing the nightgown away again and stuffing it into the bag, tossing it to the ground near the door. "I'll return it later," he said, readjusting June's position on the bed against the wall. "And now for the Demy Dictionary!!"

"Did you even find a word for this week?" Zexion asked. "You had your nose in that dictionary all day yesterday and looked disappointed when Xemnas made you go to bed."

"Well, yeah!" Demyx replied. "I spent 5 minutes looking for a word and the other 10 hours thinking up three new songs for my sitar, reading 4 of the new comic books, and sleeping." Zexion shook his head and rolled his eyes. "Anyway, my word of the week is mugwump. It means to play in the mud."

"No it doesn't," Zexion interrupted, picking at a thread on Demyx's bed.

"Yes, yes it does," Demyx said, looking over at his boyfriend.

"No, no it doesn't," Zexion repeated. "Here, I'll show you." He twisted around to lie on his stomach, reaching down under the bed to grab a small black notebook that served as Demyx's mini-dictionary of funny words. "Look it up."

Demyx opened the notebook and flipped a few pages. "M is after…"

"Before N and after L," Zexion said.

Demyx nodded a little, flipping a couple more pages. "Right there," Zexion said, pointing out a word on the page. Demyx looked down to where Zexion had pointed. "No, no, one down." The blonde just stared at the dictionary with a sad look on his face. "Now, does it mean to play in the mud?"

Demyx shook his head. "I don't like this word anymore," he said, handing the dictionary back to Zexion. "I'm changing it. My new word of the week is nobody. It's an easy word for me to pronounce and I know the meaning."

Zexion smiled, shaking his head. "You idiot," he mumbled, kissing the blonde's cheek. "But you're my idiot, so I guess I'll have to deal." He looked back at the camera, a small smile still on his face. "Now for Demyx's revenge."

"I got revenge on Riku this week!!" Demyx exclaimed, a giant smile on his face.

"What did he ever do to you?" Zexion wondered.

"Nothing, it's just fun," Demyx replied. "He makes it so easy!"

"So what'd you do?"

Demyx thought for a couple seconds, still smiling. "3…2…1…"

The door to his room burst open. "Demyx!!!!!" Riku stormed over to the bed, his hair kept up in a towel on his head, grabbing the blonde's collar and glaring hard at him. "What the hell?!?!?!"

Demyx giggled. "Hi, Riku!" he said cheerfully, smiling. "What's up?" Riku just glared at him.

Zexion made sure to stay a safe distance away when he asked, "What did he do to you?"

Now Riku's glare was directed at the older of the two. "I took a shower this morning," he started.

"I can see that." There were still a few drops of water on the silver-haired male's arms and neck.

"And Demyx decided it'd be fun to change out my shampoo," Riku continued. "And now my hair looks like this." He pulled the towel off his head and his normally silver hair fell down to his shoulders, now a vibrant hot pink in color.

Demyx just burst out laughing when he saw the results of his revenge for the week. "Now Sora just laughs when I get near him and I haven't been able to touch him without him having trouble breathing for a week!" Riku complained.

"Riku!" Sora's voice came floating down the hallway of the Castle That Never Was. "Riku! Where are you? I found something to take the color out of your hair again!! Come on!!"

Riku glared at Demyx one last time before heading to the door. "I'll deal with you later," he growled, running off to find Sora.

"I'll try to keep him from killing you but I make no promises," Zexion said. "He does have a Keyblade, after all." Demyx smiled and nodded. "Now for the Dem-Dem Cam."

"Roll the footage of Sora!" Demyx exclaimed.

"You're just trying to get killed aren't you?" Zexion asked, hugging the blonde.

*Dem-Dem Cam*

Sora sat in his room on his bed, his Kingdom Keyblade clutched tightly in his hands. He stared at a white cardboard box, a different face on each side.

Dennis.

Sora tapped Dennis with his Keyblade, smiling when he made a small dent. "You're slowly worming your way back into Riku's life," he said to himself. "I don't care if you're displeased or not, you won't get my position as Riku's best friend." A smile grew on Sora's face as he knocked Dennis to the ground with his Keyblade, hitting the box a few more times for good measure.

*Back to normal*

"Is Sora going crazy, Zexy?" Demyx asked, looking over at his boyfriend.

"Yes, yes he is, Dem," Zexion replied. "Hang on a sec." He turned over the blonde's hand, looking at the notes he'd written on his palm. "New section?" Demyx nodded. Zexion shrugged. "Okay, then. Time for Demyx Dares."

"Well, remember when I took revenge on Cloud last week?" Demyx asked, the slate-haired man nodding. "Well, this week, I got dared by MrMissMrs Random to get Cloud and Leon back together. And I did exactly that by a very complicated plan that I can't remember at the moment."

"Did you tape it?" Zexion asked.

"Roll the footage!" Demyx exclaimed. "Again!"

*Demyx Dares Cam*

Cloud walked down the hall of the Castle That Never Was, his hands in his pockets as he sulked. He wanted to tell Leon that he wasn't cheating on him with Axel, but he knew Leon wouldn't listen to him. "What the hell?" he asked out loud. Sitting on the ground in front of him was a small black Heartless, chewing on a small piece of bread. Demyx's pet, Toby. "Toby? What are you doing out here? Where's Demyx?" Of course, Toby didn't answer, just kept eating his bread.

"Cloud? What are you doing here? Thought you would be with Axel again."

The blonde looked up to see Leon walking closer, running a hand through his brown hair. "First, why are you even here, Leon?" Cloud asked, reaching down to pick up the small Heartless.

"Demyx entrusted me with protecting Toby," the brunette replied, crossing his arms. "If I lose him…well…Zexion's not gonna be happy. Anyway, where's Axel?"

"Leon, I didn't cheat on you with him," Cloud said, avoiding Leon's gaze. "I would never cheat on you. I love you too much."

"That true, Cloud?" Leon asked.

The blonde nodded. Leon smiled, lifting his chin to meet his gaze. "Well, I suppose I can be convinced to forgive you. With some…persuasion, of course."

Cloud smiled. "Of course."

*Back to normal*

"Great, now Toby will be scarred for life," Zexion muttered, shaking his head. "Just get on to the questions, Dem."

"Well, I have two questions from MrMissMrs Random, so I'm gonna read those first," Demyx said. "First, she asks, 'Who else plays the bouncy bed game in the castle?' Well, I know me and Zexion play it and I also know Axel and Roxas play it. And I think Saix and Xemnas played it once and Marluxia and Vexen play it every other day. That it, Zexy?"

"Sora and Riku," Zexion added.

"Right!" Demyx agreed. "Sora and Riku play it a lot. I think that's it. Now her other question is, 'What makes Roxas blush and/or moan?'"

"I'll answer this one," Zexion said, handing June to Demyx. "Here, play. Now, while Demyx plays, the answer to the question is…well, Axel knows better than I do, but he won't be innocent at all in the way he phrases it so…Let's just say that anything Axel says usually makes Roxas blush. As for moaning, his neck, jaw, and a few other places are the way to go." He took a hold of June and pulled her away from Demyx, kissing his hand to make him stop whimpering at the loss of his sitar. "There's a couple more questions."

"From I-Love-Bakura-and-Malik, 'Why does Roxas get to be all cute and innocent?'" Demyx said. "Well, cause he just does! He just has that kind of personality!"

"From Your-Gothic-Angel, 'Why is Demyx afraid of Xigbar?'" Zexion said. "Well, that's kind of complicated. It involves the Organization's yearly trip to Disneyland and the pairings Xemnas made for the Haunted Mansion." He waved a hand. "Just forget about it. We did a video about it, might get it up later. Who knows?"

"Two left!" Demyx exclaimed, smiling. "ShadowAngelLeiter asked two questions, so we're gonna answer them both! She asks 'Demyx and Zexion, what are your favorite worlds out of the ones you've visited?' and 'Zexion, what's your favorite book?'"

"Since I don't think Demyx's or my room counts as a world, I'd have to pick Halloweentown as my favorite world," Zexion said.

"Atlantica!" Demyx exclaimed happily.

"Cause of the water?"

"Yeah!" Demyx took a quick glance at the paper in his hand. "Zexion, what's your favorite book?"

"If I had to choose…" Zexion thought about the question for a minute. "I'd have to say…I guess Utopia."

"What book is that?" Demyx asked, cocking his head to the side slightly.

"Don't worry about it, Dem, you don't need to know," Zexion replied.

"Well, that's all the time we have for this week! Tune in next week for another weekly dose of Zemyx Time!" Demyx exclaimed happily.

"Be sure to send us all your questions for us or any member of Organization XIII including Cloud, Leon, Sora, or Riku," Zexion added. He turned to Demyx and kissed his cheek. "Come on, Dem. We need to get the swimming pool out of the castle."

"It's not my fault Larxene made me mad and I lost control for 10 seconds," Demyx pouted. "I like the swimming pool."

"Well, Xemnas doesn't, so let's go," Zexion said, bringing the blonde over to the door with him.

"Wait! The camera!" Demyx ran back to the camera, turning it off.

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Hope ya liked it! I know me and Alec did writing it! 2 6-packs of Mountain Dew can do that to a person cosplaying as a yaoi couple in Kingdom Hearts. By the way, Utopia is a real book and it is amazing if you like sci-fi adventure-y stuff. It's amazing!

Review and ask questions please!!