Okay, I got my dates wrong. 2 years ago was when we did our first Disneyland Invasion, last summer was when we did this one. Alec's parents, being the awesome people they are, paid for our entrance fees, plane tickets, and hotel costs as well as food and some other stuff and they didn't even go with us. So, enjoy the madness as Organization XIII goes back to Disneyland!!
Cast: me (Demyx most of the time, Riku at first, then Sora), Alec (Zexion most of the time, Sora at first, then Riku), James (Axel), Jay (Roxas), Luke (Xemnas), Marlie (Larxene), Peter (Marluxia). And Toby as himself!!
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"Is it on?" Demyx looked at the camera in Xemnas's hands, cocking his head to the side.
"It's on, Demyx," Xemnas assured him.
"You sure?" the blonde asked. His superior nodded. "Okay, well, we're back for a second time to Disneyland!"
"Well, not now," Larxene pointed out, taking a bite of the ice cream in front of her.
Xemnas turned the camera to see the airport they were waiting in. "Well, right now, we're waiting in Seattle, the seemingly sunless part of Washington, at the Sea-Tac airport for our plane to start boarding," Demyx said.
"You should've been taping when we went through security," Axel laughed. "Zexion got strip-searched."
"Apparently, I look like a terrorist to the security here," Zexion muttered, his slate-colored hair still covering half his face.
Demyx giggled as the camera was turned back to him. "I just got patted down," he added through laughs. "Apparently, my hair is the borderline on crazy."
"Figures, you spend 2 hours making it look like that," Marluxia muttered before he was tackled to the ground. "Demyx, I was kidding!"
"I will defeat you, Marly!" he exclaimed, wrestling with the larger man under him.
"Zexion, did you give Demyx sugar today?" Xemnas asked.
"No, but Axel did," Zexion replied.
"Ow!" Axel turned his head to glare at Roxas, the culprit who had slapped him.
"Break it up, you two," Xemnas ordered the two still on the ground. "Who do you think won?"
"Demyx," Zexion replied.
"Marluxia," Roxas said.
"Me," Demyx said.
"Me," Marluxia said.
"Demyx," Xemnas said.
"Demyx," Larxene said.
"I think I won," Axel said.
"You didn't even fight!" Demyx accused. "I win!" A voice came over the speaker system for the plane to Anaheim to start boarding. "Here we go!"
"Dem, it's only the plane," Larxene said as the seven of them headed toward their gate.
"Yeah, but it's taking us to Disneyland," Demyx said, a small pout on his face.
"Dibs on an aisle seat," Zexion called.
"So, it'll be me, Larxene and Marluxia in one aisle, Zexion, Demyx, and Axel in the aisle across from us and Roxas somewhere behind one of us," Xemnas said, running over the seating schedule in his head.
"Why can't I sit with Roxas?" Axel asked, handing the attendant his ticket.
"Because you can't be good for 5 minutes without getting one of us in trouble," he replied.
"Fuck you, Xemnas," Axel muttered.
"What was that?" The superior raised an eyebrow at the lower ranked pyro.
"I love you," he replied, batting his eyes at the older.
"That's what I thought you said," Xemnas said, a small smile on his face.
"Well, we gotta turn the camera off, but we'll turn it back on later," Demyx said. "I promise!"
"Demyx," Zexion said, holding out his hand. "Give it."
Demyx gave the camera a peace sign. "Demyx out."
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"It is now time for the Riku section of this trip," Riku said, looking at the camera Xemnas pointed in his direction. "We are kinda freaked right now because when we arrived," Xemnas pointed the camera at the 2 king-sized beds and one set of bunk beds, "the beds were unmade. We are going to die in the night."
"S'ok, found an escape route," Axel called from the doorway as he and Roxas lugged their suitcases into the room.
"We are still going to die in the night," Riku said.
"You can't die, Riku," Sora said from his place lying down on the top bunk of the bunk beds.
"You'd be surprised, Sora," Riku muttered. "You hungry?"
"I sure as hell am," Axel said.
"Was I asking you?" Riku asked. Sora climbed off the bed and rummaged through one of the suitcases before pulling out a black zip-up sweatshirt with 'The Keybearer' on the back in yellow script. "You're really wearing that?"
"Demyx gave it to me!" Sora exclaimed happily, zipping it up over his blue T-shirt. "So, yes!"
"Where do you want to go to eat?" Riku asked.
"McDonalds!!!" Riku was practically blown away as Axel, Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Sora, and Xemnas yelled their answer.
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"Well, we're lost now." Demyx looked over at Riku as the seven of them walked down the street. "Roxas! Where's our detailed map to get to Mickey D's?"
Roxas laughed as he pulled out a white sheet of paper. In the middle of a paper was an x with 'hotel' written under it. A few inches away was another x with 'McD's' under it. Demyx looked at the camera. "And this is our very detailed map to get to McDonalds," he said, laughing a little. "Isn't it great?"
"Demyx, you basically just took a pencil to a piece of paper and said, 'This is our map, let's follow it,'" Riku said, shoving his hands in the pockets of his jeans. "That thing barely qualifies as a map."
The blonde stuck his tongue out at him. "There it is!" Marluxia exclaimed, pointing at the giant yellow 'M' sign. "And it's a playplace!!"
Once everyone had ordered and gotten their food, they headed out to the play area. "Come on, Riku, get down!" Roxas called up at the silver-haired male standing at the top of the slide.
"Don't be a baby!" Axel added.
Riku growled softly, reluctantly going down the slide. "Ow, my ass!" he yelled a couple times when squeaks were heard.
"Congratulations, Riku, you've just gone down a children's toy," Larxene said as Riku appeared at the bottom of the pink slide.
"My ass is soaked," Riku muttered.
"That's what she said," Axel said, grinning.
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"We are here at Disneyland!!" Demyx exclaimed as Xemnas turned the camera to see the gates to the park.
"California Adventure first," Roxas said, pulling the blonde over to the adjoining park.
"Hollywood Tower of Terror," Larxene suggested.
"Superior, hold Toby!" Demyx exclaimed, running off with Roxas, Axel, Larxene, and Marluxia, leaving Xemnas and Riku alone with the camera just inside the park's gates.
A few minutes later, the five of them walked out of the ride to meet up with Xemnas and now Zexion. "I wish you could've gone in there with us," Axel laughed.
"Roxas was so funny!" Demyx got out.
"I do not like heights!" Roxas yelled, crossing his arms and looking down at his feet.
"That's why we got you the smaller chair for meetings, Roxas," Xemnas said as Zexion hugged Demyx from behind. "Yours is the closest to the ground out of the fourteen of us. Yours is the smallest."
"That's what she said," Marluxia said.
"Superior, I want that," Axel said.
The other six members of the group turned to see the redhead looking at a giant tank. "Can I have that?"
"I'll…see what I can do," Xemnas replied, already knowing the answer was, of course, 'Hell no!!'
"Marly and I are going shopping," Larxene said as the two members ran off toward the collection of shops in downtown Disney.
"Okay, then, Axel…" Xemnas looked back, but the remaining members had already run off. "Great, I'm left alone." He gave a small smile. "Well, time for the Xemnas portion and…Fuck this. Demyx is good at this, not me. Oh, well. Time to think up punishments for leaving me without telling me where you're going…"
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"It is now time to go home," Demyx said, pouting slightly. "We lost the camera over the last two days and weren't able to tape some of the stuff that happened, but we found it this morning under a Keyblade."
"Not my fault," Riku muttered. "I'm leaving."
"No! Riku!!!" Demyx exclaimed. A few minutes later, Zexion walked back in the room, a shirt held loosely in his hand.
"Put a shirt on, please, Zexion," Larxene said, sighing. "No one wants to see that."
"Demyx does," Zexion replied, tucking his shirt into the waist of his pants and hugging the blonde from behind. He gave the blonde a small kiss below the ear. "Don't you, Dem?"
Demyx nodded, smiling as he hugged Zexion's arms where they crossed in front of his chest. Larxene rolled her eyes. "Get packing, you two," Marluxia muttered, strapping his scythe to his back. "We don't get a plane on the way back. We have to drive."
"Shotgun!" Demyx exclaimed.
"Driving," Zexion muttered, tucking the keys to the van into his jeans pocket.
"Driver has to put a shirt on," Larxene bargained.
Zexion made a face at her as he pulled the black T-shirt with a red Heartless symbol on it over his head, hugging Demyx again as soon as he had it completely on to Larxene's satisfaction.
"Anyone see my other chakram?" Axel asked, moving the blankets back on the beds. "I can only find one."
"In the car already," Roxas replied, helping the redhead pack his suitcase so that it actually closed. For once.
"Everyone have everything they brought?" Xemnas asked, taking one last look around the hotel room they'd spent the last couple nights in.
"Let's see, Demyx, Lexicon, clothes, sitar, yeah, that's everything," Zexion said, Demyx following him as he headed out to the car.
"Great," Larxene muttered. "A 16-hour car ride with Demyx. This'll be interesting."
"I've got my i-pod," Marluxia said, taking out his pink colored nano. "I'll share, if you want."
Larxene smiled, giving the pink-haired man a small kiss on the cheek before heading out to pack her stuff into the car.
"Larxene and Marly sitting in a tree," Axel sang, strapping his remaining chakram to his back. "K-I-S-S-I-N—"
"Axel," Marluxia growled, holding the blade of his scythe up to the redhead's throat, "if you value your life and wish to keep it, you'd better shut up right now." Axel shut up almost immediately. "Good." Marluxia put his weapon back on his back and headed out.
"He's scary for someone with pink hair," Roxas muttered.
Axel nodded in agreement. "That's for sure," he said.
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"Well, we are now…Superior, where are we?" Demyx asked, looking behind him at the silver-haired man sitting in between Roxas and Axel in the middle seats. Larxene and Marluxia sat behind them in the very back.
"Do I look like I'm driving?" Xemnas asked back.
Zexion's hand came over and moved the camera so it focused on him. "We are about 4 hours from Yakima," he said, moving a strand of hair out of his only showing eye. "We should get home at about 4 in the morning."
"And we have been driving since…" Demyx trailed off, trying to do the math in his head.
"1 in the afternoon," Axel filled in, leaning back in his seat with his hands behind his head. "Zex, do you think we could stop for food soon?"
"There's a McDonalds coming up," the slate-haired man replied, turning off on the exit. "That good enough?"
"As long as its edible," Roxas muttered, his stomach growling loudly.
"Well, I'm almost out of camera battery," Demyx said, turning the camera to face him again. "So from all of us here at Zemyx Time and Scoobs Productions, have an awesome day!"
"Now go the fuck away," Axel muttered.
"Quit it!" Demyx yelled at him, giving him a small glare. His expression softened again and a smile returned to his face as he looked at the camera again. "Zemyx Time 4," he said, giving the camera a peace sign. "Dem-Dem out!"
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We actually did lose the camera halfway through the trip and found it when we were about to check out hidden under Way To Dawn. *shrug* Oh, well. Hope ya liked it!