Hope ya'll had a great Valentine's Day! I know I did! By the way, I posted a video on youtube (my username is jadensgirl16, the videos called 'Just a Little Update) about this story and just a little update to my readers saying what's going on and about posting this on youtube as well as our current cosplay problem for Organization XIII. Scoobs Productions is a very poor organization at the moment, so we're trying to get by on a small amount of money at a time.

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"Welcome to Zemyx Time 4!" Demyx exclaimed, sitting cross-legged on his bed. "Episode Vexen!"

"What?" Zexion looked up from his book from where he sat in the corner.

"Vexen's number four in the Organization, right?" Demyx asked. Zexion nodded, going back to his book. "Well, I don't have a guest today that I know of, but we have lots of exciting stuff instead. So, let's get started!"

"What Demyx Found In The Other Guy's Rooms," Zexion introduced, keeping his eyes on his book.

"Well, since Riku was out getting the color out of his hair from last week—"

"And don't worry, Riku," Zexion interrupted. "He promised he won't change your hair again."

"Zexy!" Demyx whined. "Don't interrupt!" He paused for a second. "Where was I?"

"Going into Riku's room," Zexion replied.

"Right!" Demyx reached down under the bed, searching for something. "Since Sora took Riku out to get the dye out of his hair, his room was empty and I found this on his bed!" The blonde pulled a white cardboard box wit ha different face on each side up next to him on the bed. "Dennis version 2!"

"Oh god, he made another one?" Zexion asked.

Demyx nodded.

"Demyx!!!" The door swung open to reveal a very pissed off Riku, his silver hair streaked with very light pink coloring from the dye. "What the hell did you take Dennis?! He did nothing to you!"

"But, I like Dennis," Demyx pouted. "And look! Toby likes him, too!" He lifted the top of the box, revealing Toby sitting inside eating a piece of cheese.

Riku glared hard at the blonde, grabbing Dennis and dumping Toby into Demyx's lap, storming out of the room with Dennis under his arm. "Zexion, Riku took Dennis away from me!" Demyx whined, twisting around to look at the slate-haired man behind him.

"He wasn't yours in the first place, Demyx," Zexion replied, turning a page in his book. "It's only fair that Riku took him back."

"Whose side are you on?" Demyx whined, turning back to the camera. He pouted for a second before a small smile returned to his face. "Well, might as well get on to the Demy Dictionary. This week's word is flibbertigibbet! It literally means nonsense. So next time someone tells you a lie or something that's not true, you can be all up in their face and say, 'That is flibbertigibbet!' And then maybe throw them out a window." The blonde snapped his fingers. "You just got defenasized, biatch!" Demyx turned to ask Zexion something, but only his book was sitting on the bed.

The blonde looked around for a few seconds before looking back at the book. He lifted it up and looked behind June, but the slate-haired man was nowhere to be found. "Fine," Demyx said, crossing his arms. "I don't need him anyway. I can find someone else to do the show with me." He thought for a second. "Hang on just a second." Demyx ran off, coming back a couple minutes later with Axel in tow.

"Why am I here?" the redhead asked, sitting next to the blonde on the bed. "I don't even like this show. Where's Zexion to help you?"

"I…can't…find him," Demyx admitted, bowing his head. "Please, Axel? Just this once? I promise I won't drench you again!"

Axel rolled his eyes. "Fine," he muttered. "What do I have to do?"

"Just introduce my next section," Demyx replied.

"And that would be…?"

Demyx dug around in his robes for a second before pulling out a small set of index cards. "Here's cue cards," he said, handing them to the redhead.

Axel looked through them quickly. "Demyx's Revenge," he introduced. "You know, these are really horrible cue cards, you know that, right?"

"Anyway, this week, I got revenge on Larxene," Demyx said, ignoring Axel's statement.

"Because of the cookie jar incident?" Axel asked, still looking through the cards. "Should you tell or shall I?"

"I'll tell, I'll tell," Demyx said, crossing his arms and re-crossing his legs. "Well, I went to go get a cookie, because, hey, cookies! Duh! Anyway, I barely touched the cookie jar and it shocked me! And it really hurt! Every time I touched it, it shocked me and it hurt a lot!! So, Larxene's gonna pay for keeping me from my cookies!"

"What exactly did you do to her?" Axel wondered.

"I filled her room with water." A shrill shriek flooded the castle. "Yep! I filled her room entirely with water!" Demyx looked over at Axel, but the redhead was gone, too. "Why is everyone leaving me?!" the blonde yelled, upset that two people had already left him alone. He looked back at the camera. "I'm gonna go find someone, so until then, enjoy the Dem-Dem Cam for this week!"

*Dem-Dem Cam*

*Filmed Earlier Today*

Xion sat on her bed, thumbing through a magazine, when Demyx walked into her room.

"Hey, Xion!" he exclaimed happily.

Xion looked up at him and smiled. "Hello, Demyx," she said. She shut her magazine and set it behind her. "What's up?"

"Do you wanna go to Atlantica with me, Roxas, Axel, and Zexion?" the blonde asked.

"I'd like to, but if it's you and water, I won't have a chance to shower and get all the salt out of my hair."

"Well, then just don't shower!"

"I have to, Demyx. I'm a girl. We need to shower everyday or…well, it's not good."

"You're not a girl."

Xion just looked confused. "What are you talking about, Demyx?" she asked. "Of course I'm a girl."

"But girls aren't allowed in the organization," Demyx explained, smiling.

"What about Larxene? She's a girl."

Demyx snorted. "No, he's not! He's just a girly man!"

"We're both girls, Demyx."

The blonde pulled out a small package from his robe. "Does that mean you have airplane stickers, too?" he asked, unfolding what was in his hands. "It takes a while to open, but look! It's an airplane!" Demyx flew the 'airplane' around for a second before Axel came up from behind, grabbing it from his hand and sticking it onto his forehead. "I like stickers," the blonde said, smiling.

"Demyx, do you remember when you found Larxene's tampons?" Axel asked. Demyx nodded. "Those are for the same kinds of things."

Demyx's eyes widened and he swatted the 'sticker' to the floor. "And you put that on my face?" he asked, scrunching up his nose in disgust.

"Thank you, Axel," Xion said.

Axel looked down at the object on the floor. "You gonna pick that up, Dem?" he asked.

"No, I don't want to," Demyx mumbled, crossing his arms.

*Back to Normal*

Demyx sat in the middle of his bed, his eyes starting to tear up. "T-The only ones h-here are S-Saix and V-Vexen," he hiccupped. "B-But they scare me." He sniffled for a second. "Play the footage and the recordings!" He ran out of the room.

Demyx's cheerful voice came over a recording. "This week, I got dared by someone named Clarilune. She said, 'I dare Demyx to remove Xigbar's eye patch while he's awake and record it.' So, here's my Demyx Dare of the week!"

*Demyx Dares Cam*

*Filmed Earlier Today*

Demyx walked down the hallway, his sitar strapped to his back, stopping when he saw Xigbar. "Target spotted," he said softly, Zexion moving up to stand beside him.

"Just go up and take it already," Zexion said, crossing his arms.

"This is more fun!" Demyx told him. "Besides, he might have a Shuringun and that kinda scares me."

"Don't be a baby. We've gone over the plan 10 times before. Go do it."

Demyx took a deep breath before smiling and skipping over to his superior. "Hi, Xigbar!" he exclaimed happily.

"Yes, IX?" Xigbar asked, looking down at the smiling blonde. "What is it?"

Demyx swung his sitar back around to his front, pointing the head at the older. "Dance, water, dance!" he yelled, smiling as water engulfed the taller. He darted forward and grabbed the eye patch on Xigbar's face, running off.

"Demyx!"

*Back to Normal*

Demyx sat in the middle of his bed, his knees pulled up to his chest. "I want Zexion back," he said softly, slowly rocking back and forth. "I don't like being alone."

The door opened and closed. Demyx pulled his head off his knees and watched in surprise as Zexion crawled back onto the bed in his corner, picking his book back up in his hands. The older looked over at the blonde staring at him. "What?" he asked in a bored tone.

Demyx practically leapt over and hugged Zexion around the waist, his face buried in his stomach. "Don't ever leave me again," he said.

"What the hell's wrong with you, Dem?" Zexion asked, a little surprised but almost everything the blonde did was surprising.

"I love you," Demyx said. "Don't ever leave me."

Zexion gave a small smile. "I told you yesterday I'd be leaving with the others for a little bit," he said. "Now come on. Let's finish."

Demyx nodded, leaning back on the bed, giving the shorter a quick kiss on the lips. He pulled out a piece of paper, smiling as Zexion moved behind him. His arms wrapped around his chest, bringing the blonde back to lean against his chest. "There's two questions from Yuseisxtwinxsister," he read. "'Zexion, what would you do if I killed your boyfriend?"

"I control a Lexicon," Zexion replied.

"Steve!" Demyx interrupted.

"Which Demyx has named, Steve," Zexion continued. "Would you really like to be killed by a book? By literature?"

"She also asks me something." Demyx cleared his throat and shook out his paper. "'If nobodies don't have hearts, how are they alive? And if they aren't alive, how do you kill them? Or do you not kill them but rather destroy them? I'm confused.' Well, I am, too."

"Skip it," Zexion said. "We'll come back to it next week. I have a question someone named flamesflurry72 asked."

"How come I didn't get it?" Demyx asked.

"Because I have a different e-mail account than you," Zexion replied. "They ask, 'Demyx and Zexion, they say opposites attract. Is that true for you?'"

"Well, let's look at science for this," Demyx replied. "If you take two magnets and put them together…" He looked up at Zexion.

"You have two magnets," the slate-haired man whispered.

"You have two magnets," Demyx repeated.

"So, apparently, Demyx and I are magnets," Zexion said.

"No!" Demyx defended. "He's quiet and I'm loud. So…yes! No." He looked between Zexion and the camera. "No, yes, no, yes. Do you like cheese?"

Zexion groaned softly. "And there's now a ban on any intelligent questions for Demyx," he said.

"There's 3 questions for you and 3 for me from Clarilune," Demyx said. "'If Demyx were to accidentally get all your favorite books wet, how would you react and what woud you do?'"

"I'm not a reactive person very much. He'd either buy new ones or dry the old and no sex for a month is a given."

"Meanie. 'If you were trapped on a farm with rogue hillbillies and hobos, no books, and no communication from anywhere else, what would you do?"

"Simple. Kill myself. Well, that was easy. Next?"

"'Do you consider any Organization members as your friends, discluding your boyfriend?"

"Well…" Zexion sighed lightly. "I suppose Roxas is and I guess Axel, too. Sora and Riku, maybe. I don't really like anyone else." He took the paper from Demyx's hands. "Now, for Demyx, she asks, 'What would you do if you went to Seaworld?'"

Demyx smiled. "Oh, we went to Seaworld last summer and recorded it."

"We'll get it up later."

Demyx started to count on his fingers. "And we brought Zexy, and Axel, and Roxas, and Vexen, and Sora, and Riku, and Saix, and Marly, and Superior, and Xigbar, and Xaldin, and Xion, and Larxene, and Lexaeus."

"We get it. We brought everyone."

"And Cloud, and Leon—"

"Demyx!" The blonde stopped talking. "'What is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to you?'"

"Axel set my sitar on fire once. Xemnas said if he does it again, Axel pays for a new sitar."

"Wow. 'What is your favorite song?'"

"Duh! My Sitar by Dr. Bombay. I like my sitar, I like my sitar, I play the sitar, sitar, wherever I go, oh oh oh…"

"While Demyx continues to sing, I'm here to say, thank you, and goodnight," Zexion said, hugging the blonde closer to his chest. Demyx stopped singing and smiled, closing his eyes as the older leaned down and kissed his cheek. "I love you," he said.

Demyx smiled even bigger. "I know," he said, hugging Zexion's arms closer.

"Tune in next week when our special guest is Riku," Zexion said, keeping one arm around Demyx as he reached forward and to turn off the camera.

"What?! Why?!" Demyx looked up at Zexion. "Why does it have to be Riku? He took Dennis away from me."

"Cause Dennis wasn't yours in the first place," Zexion replied. He started reaching for the camera before the blonde grabbed his arm. He sighed. "Here, take Toby."

Demyx cuddled with the small Heartless for a few seconds, letting it rest in his lap.

"I'll get you your own Dennis," Zexion promised.

"Really?" the blonde asked.

Zexion smiled. "Really," he replied. He gave the younger a small kiss on the head as his hand came over and pressed the camera's button.

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Wow. That was a lot longer than I originally planned. I don't own the magnet/opposites answer, that was from Demyx Time. I own everything else, though. Including Toby! *sigh* I love Toby.

R & R please. Remember, Riku is next week's guest!!! ^_^