Drabble Soup For The Zutarian Soul

True Love

The first time he told her, she froze him to a wall.

He got pneumonia.

The second time he told her, she slapped him in the face with a waterwhip.

His forehead was swollen for a week.

The third time he told her, she said, "I love you, too."

"Really?" he asked.

"No," and she promptly hit him over the head with a rock.