Episode Zexion!! In honor of the emo. Let's get started!!!
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"Hello again!!" Demyx exclaimed happily. "Welcome to Episode Zexion of the show!! In honor of the emo, I have raided his closet for the day!" He looked down at his clothes, a smile still on his face. He was in a black My Chemical Romance T-shirt, a pair of black jeans, 2 black rubber bracelets on his left wrist, a black and purple checked wristband on his right wrist, and a pair of black sunglasses kept up on the top of his head.
"Now, this episode is kinda short," Demyx continued, "and I'm so sorry about that! Manxex has been sending me on all kinds of missions lately." He scooted up closer to the camera, looking around quickly. "He still thinks I'm in Neverland," he whispered, grinning. He leaned back again, clapping his hands together. "So let's get the ball rolling by starting off with What Demyx Found In The Other Guy's Rooms!"
"Now, I'm sure you're wondering, 'Demyx, where is Zexion?' Well, he's gonna be here for the Demy Dictionary next, but he's getting us something to eat. He's also supposed to be in Neverland with me. Mansex won't care if we don't go get water for Vexen's experiments."
Demyx reached around Zexion's Lexicon that sat near the wall on his bed and pulled out a small white bottle with a few lines of text on the front. "I went into Saix's room and found these!" he exclaimed happily. "I don't know what they are but the name sounds cool!" He turned the bottle over and squinted slightly to read the letters. "Hang on a sec." The blonde reached to his bedside table, pushing aside the scraps of paper, and grabbed a pair of thin light blue reading glasses, setting them on the bridge of his nose. "Ec-sta-sy," he read slowly, moving his glasses further up his nose. "Well, I don't know what ecstasy is, but it sounds cool!"
The blonde dumped a couple of the pills into an open hand and went to swallow them when a hand came out of nowhere and slapped them away. "Zexion!" he exclaimed happily as the slate-haired male sat next to him with an open bag of chips.
"Demyx, never ever ever take those," Zexion ordered, then noticed the reading glasses. "I didn't know you wore glasses."
"Only some of the time," Demyx replied. Zexion reached over and pulled them off, looking at them quickly before setting them in a safe place for the remainder of the show. "Why can't I have some of Saix's things, Zexy?"
Zexion froze for a second before relaxing again. "It's a long story, Dem," he replied. "Just don't."
Demyx shrugged. "Now on to the Demy Dictionary!" he exclaimed. "I can't pronounce it, but Zexy can!"
"Floccinaucinihilipilification," Zexion said.
"I'm not even gonna try," Demyx said, swallowing a chip. "But it means to judge something as worthless."
"Like that word," Zexion muttered.
"Or Axel!" the blonde added, smiling.
"Demyx's Revenge," Zexion introduced.
"I got revenge on Marluxia this week," Demyx said.
"And what did Marluxia do?" Zexion prompted.
"Well, he's been reading these health magazines and now he has us all on a diet!" Demyx whined, pouting a little.
"And what did we do this morning?" Zexion prompted again.
"Well, while Marly was in Wonderland this morning," the blonde explained, "we snuck into his room and took some of his flowers."
"And by some, we mean all his flowers," Zexion clarified.
"Right, all his flowers," Demyx corrected. "And we're kindly cooking them at the moment. And in 3…2…1…" A high scream rang through the castle. "And that is my revenge of the week."
"Hope ya'll liked it," Zexion added, a small smile coming to his face. "Now for the Dem-Dem Cam."
"Roll the footage!!" Demyx exclaimed, smiling.
*Dem-Dem Cam*
Cloud sat on his bed looking through a Final Fantasy game guide quietly. He looked around quickly and pulled out a small notebook from under the guide. "Zexion's diary," he said to himself, a small smile coming to his face. He looked around again before opening the small black notebook to the very last entry.
"Oh my god," he mumbled, his eyes widening slightly. "Didn't know Demyx liked that."
Cloud's smile grew slightly bigger and he closed the notebook. "I'm gonna go show Leon," he said, running out of his room.
*Back To Normal*
"Excuse me for a second," Zexion said, giving Demyx the chips and standing up.
"But, Zexy!" the blonde whined. "We're in the middle of the show!"
"Just get started on the Demyx Dares section," Zexion said, opening his door. "I'll be back soon. And if you hear screaming…well, just stay here."
Demyx nodded, watching his door slam shut and the sound of footsteps getting softer and father away. "Well," he said, looking back at the camera, "no one dared me to do anything this week but lucky for you guys, I have spare dares other people gave me just in case something like this happened. So, thanks to the help of RayRayMoon, my Demyx Dare of this week was to take something from Larxene's room!"
The blonde looked around quickly and pulled out a small wad of cloth. He shook it out to show that it was a yellow silk teddy with a swirling black design near the bottom of it. "I'm pretty sure it's what she sleeps in," Demyx said, running the fabric through his fingers. "And if she finds out, she's going to kill me."
"DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no," the blonde muttered, looking around frantically for somewhere to hide. "Where to hide?!?!?" He pulled open his closet doors and quickly closed them behind him as he hid.
Larxene stomped into his room, mad as hell, and tore open the closet doors, already knowing where the blonde would hide. "Demyx," she growled. Demyx tried to shrink back further into the closet until she grabbed the front of his shirt, bringing him to look her in the eyes. "What have I told you about my room?!"
"To stay at least 10 feet away from it," Demyx said quietly, afraid of what she would do to him.
"Make sure you do that," Larxene growled, snatching her clothes off the bed and throwing Demyx to the bed. "Next time I won't be so gentle." And with that, she stormed off, slamming the door shut behind her.
Demyx took a breath in relief, his bedroom door opening and Zexion coming back to sit next to him. "What's wrong with you?" Zexion asked.
"Larxene," Demyx mumbled, shivering slightly.
Zexion cringed and patted the blonde on the back a couple times. "I feel for you," he said. "Happened to me yesterday."
"What did you do?" Demyx asked, snuggling up close to the older.
Zexion gave a small smile, wrapping his arms around the blonde's chest from behind to bring him closer than he already was. "Let's just say that Cloud won't be doing anything for the next several weeks," he said, pressing a soft kiss to the younger's cheek. "Where there any questions this week?"
Demyx shook his head. "None," he replied.
"Next week's episode will be longer to make up for this one," Zexion promised.
"Until then," Demyx said, smiling as Zexion kissed his cheek again. "See ya later!! Dem-Dem out!"
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I know it was kinda short and I'm sorry for that, but it's been really hectic lately. *sigh* High school drama sucks. My computer's been taken away 'till my history grade goes up, so I've been writing this down longhand and had to type it up pretending like it's homework.
I'm still trying to get an episode every Sunday, but now with driving school and homework and now softball practice, I'm really crunched for time. So if I miss a week, I'll get it out as soon as humanly possible and as nobody-ly as possible.
I should be uploading another video on youtube in the next week or so to let people know some of the high school drama going on at the moment and some of the problems with Scoobs Productions and Zemyx Time at the moment, so be watching for that. (jadensgirl16 is my address). The panel will be out in the next week so from now on, all questions will be directed back to Zemyx Time unless they pertain to Scoobs Productions.
So 'till next time…*peace sign* Dem-Dem out!!