This one is a bit short. But Ohh Freakin' Well. Anyways. Read!
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Chad~
When i got home, i plopped on my bed. And blasted my Ipod. Taking Back Sunday filled my ears, ran through my body, and soaked into my brain. I was just getting into it when i noticed my mom was standing in my door way. Her head was bobbong up and down, she was talking. I took my headphones out. "What? Sorry. I couldnt hear you." I said. "Oh. Well i said your father and i are going out. We are going to get lost somewhere." She said putting on her jacket. "Mom. You cant get lost if you have a GPS. It defeats the whole purpose of 'Getting lost'!" I said laughing. "Yes Son. I know. were not taking it." She came and sat on my bed. "Honey, are you okay? Its 8:00, your usually out doing things at this time." She patted my leg. "Yeah Mom. Just Peachy!" I said sarcastically. "What is it?" She asked worried. "Nothing Mom. Just go before Dad starts getting impatient." I said, i gave her a hug, and wanted to hold on. I needed her. "I love you Sweetie. Be back later." She walked out of my room "Love you too Mom" I replied, but i dont think she heard me. I turned my ipod off and hopped in the shower. When i got out and started getting dressed. I heard a soft tap of some thing hitting my window. I pulled the curtains apart, and saw Tawni and Portlynn standing there with rocks in there hands, dressed like muggers. "What are you guys doing here?" I asked. "Just put on something black and get down here!" Port shouted. "Hush!" I said. "Ohh its not like your parents are here!" Tawni said. "How did you know?" I stuttered. "We waited til they left, Just hurry!," Replied Port. I threw on a black v-neck and some jeans, grabbed my tennis shoes, and ran down the stairs. I ran into Marissa, our housekeeper. "Marissa. Im going out for a while. Cady's in bed. Keep an eye on her please?" I asked. "Yes Mr. Cooper." She replied in her spanish accent. "Okay. Thanks!". And i went outside to find Port and Tawni. When i walked out to the sidewalk. They were sitting in Sonny's Escalade. I expected, no, wished, for Sonny to be in the drivers seat, or atleast the passenger's seat. But no luck. She wasnt in the car at all. And nobody was in the drivers seat. I walked around to get in the back. "Nope. Get in the drivers seat" Port said. Her and Tawni were in the middle seat. There were bags of stuff everywhere. And the car smelled of lobsters and catfish with a hint of nail polish. Figures. Ick. "Where to?" I asked, as we pulled away from my house. I looked around and saw the third row filled with paper bags and stuff in them. We pulled away from my house. "So, where to?" I asked, very nervous. "Wally World!" Port shouted. "Whoo! Hoo!" Both her and Tawni shouted. People like us, dont go to public places like that. Which why i thought this was the most bizarre thing ever. We pulled up, and I went to get out. But i felt a hand in mine, a voice said "You didnt think i was going to let you go by yourself did you?" Portlynn asked. She whispered in my ear, "Do what you do best. Act. Follow my lead, and directions. Me and you are a young couple 'In Love' Kay. Got that? Ohh. And here. Put this on." She handed me a hat, that covered part of my face. I watched silently as she put on a pink vest over her long sleeve black shirt. I was burning up just wearing this, i could only imagine how she felt wearing, that. "What exactly are we getting?" I asked. "Dont worry. Lets go!: She laughed as she pulled me inside wal-mart. We found our way to the hygiene section. And i watched as she grabbed a box of a hundred and fifty extra extra small condoms, and a box of 100 extra large ones. And 3 bottles of lubricant. Embarassing. We stumbled upon two cans of spray paint. Both water proof. Again. Weird. And a hammer. Strange. We grabbed a 12 pack of Monsters, a 24 pack of eggs, and some chepo toilet paper, chips, spray cheese, and granola bars. Portlynn handed me a hundred dollar bill. The old lady at the register gave a weird, and very uncomfortable look. Portlynn laughed as she kissed me on the cheek and slapped my ass. I reached over and pulled her close to me. Our total was 74.29, i handed her the hundred and told her to keep the change. We were walking out when i felt a hand on my shoulder, i jumped. "Hey! I know you from somewhere! Whats your name kid?" An older guy asked. "Ohh. Chase sir. But i really have to go." I pulled away. "No. No. No. Your... Your Seth right?" They guy asked. "No sir. My names Chase. But i really have to go." I repeated. Portlynn grabbed my hand and pulled me away. We heard the guy whisper to his girlfriend. "Honey. That was Chad Dylan Cooper" Her reply was an excited laugh, and a "Thats Wierd." When we got back into the car Tawni was filing her nails, Like always. "Geez. Took you long enough." She giggled. "Where to now?" I asked. "Nowhere. Get back here and help us fill these up. Not all though. I have a plan, for the other ones." Port motioned for me to join them. I stayed where i was at but grabbed a handfull of condoms, and the lube. and started filling them up. When we had half of them filled with lube and eggs, we left. "Okay. First stop. Stephanie Stevensons house. Nasty two faced whore!" Tawni spat. When we got to her house. Tawni grabbed 2 extra small condoms filled with lube, and 2 extra large ones filled with cracked and whole eggs. Portlynn grabbed a can of spray paint, a can of veet, some napkins, And a bag with a lobster in it. They got out. "Come on Chad. Your helping." Port said pulling me out. "Are we b-b-breaking in?" I shivered. Heat wave during the day. Freezing cold, cold front at night. Thats what you call global warming, I thought. "Nope. Were not criminals. I have a key, genius!" Tawni said. "How?" I asked. "Uhh. Duhh! She is my EX best friend." She replied. We got into the house. "Will she wake up? Are her parents home?" I asked. "No. And No. Her parents went to their beach house for the weekend. And She sleeps like a rock. And wont wake up for nothing. " She laughed, and led us to this girls room. I felt like an intruder. "Hurry Up!" Portlynn whispered. When we got into her room, the girl was passed out on her huge bed. Her ipod blasting, and a mask covering her face. Tawni went into the bathroom, pulled the shower curtain oped. Turned the water on. And let it run about 5 inches before turning it off and putting the lobster in it. She shut the curtain, flipped the light out. And closed the door. While she was doing this.. Portlynn pulled Steph's mask off and put the veet on her eyebrows. We waited 2 minutes and wiped her eyebrows off with a rag. She handed me the red spray paint, and whispered to me to put a 'XoXo -PCT' In big letters on her vanity mirror, and door. So i did. We left the girls room. And walked out of the house. Tawni led us into the garage. And took the spray paint from me. She wrote in big huge letter "Stupid Whore!" and "Slut" or "Bitch" All over the car. "Do they have security cameras?" I asked. "They do. But there all turned off. She usually does that when she brings a guy over. He was leaving, as we arrived. She wont turn them back on until morning" Tawni said. "Ohh. Okay" I am not afraid. I kep convincing myself. We left. Pulling away, Portlynn asked me if i liked Sonny. I said "No ofcours enot. Why would you think that?" i asked. "The way you look at her. The way you talk to her. The way your eyes literally melt when she laughs, or walks in the room" Tawni said. "You cant be serious?" I replied rhetorially. "Who all thinks i like her?" I asked. "Everyone. Except Her" Portlynn emphasized the her. "Dear. We dont think you like her!" Tawni said sympathetically. And very seriously as she patted me on the head. "We think you LOVE her!" She bursted out laughing.
I dont own the plot for this chapter. I owe it to John Greene. A scene in "Paper Towns" I know it seems rushed. But if you knew the week i had... You'd be surprised. Ohh, You guys should read that book. "Paper Towns" and "Looking For Alaska" John Greene is an amazing author! I love him... Im rambling... Sorry! Welp. Review!