Because I am bored, I asked a friend (Christina) if she wanted to become an Organization member. Too bad her name is too damn hard to mix around and add an 'x'! So, I took letters randomly and she became Narix, the fifteenth member of Organization XIII!! *applause*
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"Zemyx Time is here again!!" Demyx exclaimed happily, sitting in the middle of his bed. Zexion sat behind him, leaning against the wall as he flipped through the pages of his Lexicon. "We got a new member yesterday!!"
"Another girl," Zexion muttered, turning a page. "Couldn't have been another guy."
"Narix!!" Demyx yelled, scooting over slightly.
A girl with hip-length light blue hair bounced over and sat next to the blonde, the sides flaring out and her bangs falling across her eyes. "Hi, Dem-Dem!" she exclaimed happily, giving him a quick, tight hug.
"This is Narix," Demyx said, smiling. "She is number XV in the organization."
"What even is her element?" Zexion asked.
"Water," both Demyx and Narix replied. Zexion groaned softly.
"Dem-Dem, he's not very nice," Narix said, twirling a strand of hair around her finger.
"Mm-hmm," the blonde agreed, nodding.
Zexion rolled his eyes, closing his Lexicon and setting it beside him. He crawled over behind Demyx, leaning close to his ear. "I bet I could change your mind," he whispered, his hands brushing against Demyx's arms to make him shiver a little.
"Z-Zexy…" Demyx stuttered.
Zexion jumped back suddenly as water brushed against the back of his neck, turning to glare at the smirking Narix. "And what was that for?" he growled.
"For almost molesting my Demy," she replied, sticking her tongue out at him.
"Yours?" Zexion scoffed. He brought Demyx back to sit in his lap, wrapping his arms around his chest. "I don't think so."
"Please don't fight," Demyx pleaded, linking his fingers with Zexion's and bringing both their hands down to rest in his lap.
"Why don't you go find Roxas or Xion?" Zexion continue. "I'm sure they'll be able to tolerate you."
"That's it!" Narix put her hand out to the side, water surrounding it as she summoned her weapon. A dark blue handle with the Organization symbol on it appeared in her hand, a mini-scythe with dark blue edges connected to it by a chain. "You're dead now."
The camera shook slightly as Demyx took it off his tripod, Zexion's arms tightening around him as he opened a portal to his own room. "Zexion!" Narix yelled as the two disappeared. Scowling, she stormed out of the room.
A few seconds later, a portal opened again and Zexion and Demyx reappeared, the blonde setting his camera back on its tripod. "Now, Zexy, you promised," Demyx reminded the shorter.
"Damn you and your begging," he muttered, moving the blonde to sit in his lap again.
"But you still love me," Demyx said, smiling. "Narix!!"
"Damn right I love you," Zexion replied, pressing a kiss to the younger's cheek and neck.
Narix came back into the room and when she saw Zexion sitting on the bed with Demyx in his lap, she immediately summoned her weapon again. "Wait, Narix!!" Demyx cried, waving his hands out in front of him. "He promised he wouldn't say anything bad to or about you today!"
Narix scowled slightly, but her weapon disappeared as she sat next to them on the bed. "I'm watching you," she warned Zexion, crossing her arms.
"Now, let's get started with What Demyx Found In The Other Guy's Rooms," Zexion said.
"I went into Luxord's room this week and got this," Demyx said, reaching behind April on his bed.
"Doesn't Luxord have a lot of rum in his room?" Narix whispered to Zexion.
"Oh god," the shorter realized. They both looked at Demyx again just in time to see him take a big drink of the bottle in his hands. "No more," Zexion said, taking the bottle away and setting it on the bedside table. "Granted, that's not enough to get you drunk, but remember the last time you drank?" The blond shook his head. "Exactly. No more getting into X's room."
"What happened the last time Demyx drank?" Narix asked.
"You don't need to know," Zexion replied with a smug grin.
Narix snorted. "Whatever," she muttered. "Let's just get onto the Demy Dictionary."
"This week, my word is snollygoster," Demyx said, smiling.
"What the hell does that even mean?" the bluenette asked.
"A person who can't be trusted," the blonde replied.
"Like Axel," Zexion muttered.
"Or Zexion when it comes to Demyx," Narix added, earning herself a death glare from the older nobody.
"Please don't fight again," Demyx pleaded, looking between the two nobodies currently involved in a glaring contest.
Zexion growled softly. "Just get on to Demyx's Revenge," he muttered, tearing his eyes away from Narix's.
"I got revenge on Mansex this week," Demyx said happily.
"What?!?!" both Zexion and Narix yelled, staring at the blonde with wide eyes. "Why?!?!"
"He keeps sending me on missions that he knows I'm gonna fail!" Demyx explained, pouting a little. "So, after a quick peek at the personnel files, I learned that Mansex is very nearsighted. So, I kindly dug a nice little hole on his way to his office. Listen closely." The three leaned forward, hearing a small crash a few seconds later.
"You're blaming Xigbar, aren't you?" Zexion asked.
"Obviously!" Demyx replied.
"Dem-Dem Cam," Narxis said, still amazed her friend got away with getting revenge on their superior.
"Well, I filmed Riku this week and Sora was in the room with him," Demyx said. "I wanna show it, but Xemnas says I need to keep this PG-13 at least."
"What were they doing?" Narix asked.
Demyx turned red. "I don't wanna say," he mumbled, bringing Zexion's hands up to cover his mouth.
"We'll watch it later," Zexion said, resting his chin on the blonde's shoulder. "Together."
"With popcorn?" Demyx asked, his words muffled by the hands he held over his mouth.
Zexion gave a small smile. "And we can play the bouncy bed game," he replied, feeling the taller smile against his hands.
"What the hell is the bouncy bed game?" Narix asked.
"Well, we take a running start," Demyx explained, "then we jump on the bed and the first to stop jumping loses."
"Well, that's Demyx's version," Zexion muttered, a small grin still on his face. "My version is a little different." Narix just growled a warning at him. "Keep your cloak on, Demyx enjoys it. It doesn't hurt him." Ignoring her growing number of growls, he turned back to the boy sitting in his lap. "Speaking of that, Dem, is your AC broken?"
Demyx shook his head. "No, I just didn't turn it on today," he said. "Why? Are you hot?"
"Get off for a second," Zexion said, standing up with Narix. He unzipped his cloak and tossed it aside, leaving him in a pair of black shorts. Narix only unzipped her cloak halfway to show the tanktop she had underneath. Demyx shrugged, unzipping his cloak and tossing it by Zexion's before sitting back in the shorter's lap in his blue tanktop and black shorts.
"You don't wear a shirt under the cloak?" Narix asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It gets hot sometimes," Zexion muttered. "Let's get on to the Demyx Dares section."
"Well, I got two dares since last week, but I'm not really sure how to put them in action, so I had my friend, finals-are-dementors5, think of a dare for me," Demyx said. "I liked it and even though I have to clean the castle for the next 2 months, it was worth it."
"What was the dare?" Narix asked.
"The whole Organization had to dress up like Disney princes and princesses," Zexion muttered.
"This I gotta see," Narix said, laughing.
"Roll the footage!!" Demyx exclaimed.
*Demyx Dares Cam*
"Why the hell did you agree to his, Mansex?" Axel muttered, pulling at the sleeves of his black long-sleeved shirt. He'd almost tripped over the stupid red cape kept around his neck and now the sleeves of his damn shirt kept riding up.
"At least you're not in a dress," Roxas mumbled, fidgeting with his off-the-shoulder blue dress, the gold crown in his hair starting to slide to the side.
"I like the dress," Demyx said, twirling around in his floor-length pink and white dress.
"Demyx, you don't count," Saix muttered, picking at the tops of his ice-blue elbow-length gloves. "Zexion doesn't look too happy.
"And he's in pants," Xemnas said, standing straight next to Saix as he watched the shorter nobody fidgeted every so often in his white outfit.
"I don't do white," Zexion growled.
"But you look good in it, Zexy!" Demyx exclaimed happily. Zexion groaned.
Xion didn't say anything, but looked perfectly happy in her flowing golden dress standing next to the equally silent Lexaeus.
"I'd like to go back to Axel's question on why we're doing this," Larxene said, crossing her arms in her two-piece blue outfit. Marluxia stood next to her, pulling at the sides of his purple vest very so often.
"Because Demyx had the fantastic idea of putting a dare section in his damn show," Luxord replied. He wasn't the happiest person at the moment. He'd gotten woken up 3 hours earlier then usual only to be forced into a brown Indian dress. Vexen stood silently next to him in an olden time pilgrim outfit, watching Xaldin picking at the short red cape connected to the high white collar of his dress as Xigbar stood a little ways off, fixing the hat that sat on his head.
"It was a good idea for a section!" Demyx defended, Zexion's arms coming around him from behind. "And I already have to clean the castle for 2 months for this!"
"Does this mean my punishment is over and I don't have to clean anymore?" Axel asked hopefully.
"No." Xemnas's answer was short and simple. "You still need to clean for 2 more years." Axel cursed under his breath.
"Besides, this makes for a good contest for Zemyx Time 13!" Demyx exclaimed.
"9, Demyx," Zexion corrected.
"Right, 9!" The blonde looked up at his boyfriend. "I think I could rock his outfit with a sitar."
"That's all brother," Larxene muttered, walking away.
*Back To Normal*
"What I would've paid to have been there!!" Narix got out between laughs.
"Let's get on to the questions, shall we?" Zexion asked, handing the blonde a sheet of paper.
"Okay!" Demyx shook out his paper and cleared his throat. "Someone called emorocks91 asked 4 questions."
"She also gave us a dare which we'll do probably next week," Zexion added.
"Right, first question. 'Demyx, what's your favorite candy?' Oh, I like all candy! Except maybe death candy. I'm not too fond of that kind."
"Next. 'Zexion, what's your favorite book?' Well, it's changed since the last time I answered this question. Now my favorite book is City of Glass."
"She asks both of us, 'What are both of your favorite nicknames?' Well, I like Dem-Dem and Demy!"
"I don't have a favorite nickname."
"Sure you do! You're my sexy Zexy!!" Narix started laughing.
Zexion groaned. "I guess that's my favorite nickname, then."
"'What's Xigbar's eye look like under his eyepatch?'" Narix asked, reading off the final question.
"He has a shuringun," Demyx explained. "It scared me the first time I saw it."
"Demy, aren't you hot in that shirt?" Zexion asked.
"A little, I guess," Demyx replied. Zexion smirked, starting to pull at the bottom hem of his tanktop.
"What are you doing, Zexion?" Narix growled.
"Just trying to cool him down," the older replied calmly, the bottom of the blonde's shirt already half-way up to his chest.
"By stripping him?!" she yelled.
Zexion smirked. "Exactly," he replied.
"Before they kill each other, I'm gonna end this," Demyx said, his shirt almost up to his chest now. "Dem-Dem out!" He dove for the button on the side of the camera just as Narix attacked Zexion.
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Well, that was fun. Thank you to finals-are-dementors5 for thinking of an easier dare for this week because it required 4 of our male members to be in dresses. I love ya girl, and I'll see ya Monday!
Anyway, as you can see, Demyx mentioned a contest in the Demyx Dares section, so here we go. The first person to correctly tell me what characters all 14 Orgy members were dressed as gets a prize! (Hint: they're all Disney princes and princesses) The prize will be that the winner gets to decide the guest of the week and a victim—I mean, person, for all the sections for an upcoming Zemyx Time. The winner also has the choice to become a nobody for that same episode if you want to replace the guest of the week. (I'll explain to the winner what to do if they choose this option).
See ya later!! *peace sign* Dem-Dem out!!
BTW: You know you're a dork if you have all these Disney outfits mentioned from a few years ago and they all still fit.
BTW 2: You just lost the game.