Tawni likes to talk alot. Hahaha. Sorry. But i think this is somewhat a filler chapter. Not sure. Dont really care. Sorry. But i needed to explain somethings about Zach. And Zach and Chad competitive hatred for eachother. Anyways.
Disclaimer. I dont own SWAC. Although i wish i did.

Tawni's Pov.
"Sonny. What in the hell are you doing?" Portlynn asked as we drove out of South Sonnyside Village. "Saving your asses." Sonny replied. "We dont need saving." I spoke up. "You clearly do. You guys are so slow. Shelby was in her kitchen. She could have seen you!" Sonny said. "We know. God. Were not stupid. She gave us permission. Chad here was getting revenge on Katey or Kathy. Whatever her name is." I said proudly patting Chad on the back. He just sat there staring out the window lost in thought. I reapplied my lip gloss, and fixed my hair. "But the question is. What were you doing there?" Portlynn asked. "Oh. I was going to hang out with Shelb. I got into it with my Mom. And Jim." Sonny's voice cracked. She wiped a tear away, and focused on driving. "What happened this time?" I asked. "He was trying to control me. He lectured me on responsibilities. He's fucking ridiculous. I told him to leave. Seeing that i pay pretty much all of the bills. And get this. My damn Mother stood up for him. So i left." You could see the anger on her face. She didnt even bother trying to be positive. She kept her eyes on the road with pure concentration. I grabbed my Droid out of my pink tote bag and logged onto my Facebook. I noticed Sonny had commented on Chads status. I silently laughed at what she said. "Tawni. Hello? Taaaaawniiiii!" Port said snapping me out of my train of thought. Haha. Thats right. Tawni Hart thinks. Dont tell anyone. "What?" I asked annoyed. "Are we finished? We should all hang out somewhere." Portlynn said. "Ohh. Yeahh. Were done. And we should. Like Totally" I said laughing. "You guys can come to my place. And hang out" Sonny said, smiling for once. "Yeahhhhhh. It will so piss Jim off" I said grinning mischeviously. "Fuck Jim" Sonny laughed. "Hunn. Your Moms already done that!" Portlynn said, laughing louder. "Holy Shit. I just had the best idea. Why dont we go EGG JIM-THE-JERKFACE-S HOUSE!" I hollered hysterically. "Oh. My. God. Tawni. You are a genius!" Sonny said wiping away her tears from laughing so hard. "We still have some toilet paper. And eggs. And condoms... Ohh. And granola bars!" Portlynn said holding up a box of extra large condoms. "Uhh... Okay?" Sonny was confused. "Chad are those yours?" Sonny asked, aknowledging Chads presence in the seat behind her. He was so quiet we all forgot he was there. His face blushed a deep crimson before stuttering "Uuu-uhhh. Nn..Nnooo... No" He laid his head on the window sill and stared outside again. "ohh. Sorry. Do you want me to drop you off at your house?" Sonny was embarrassed. "Yeahh. Uhh sure." Was all he said. "Alright then" She replied. "So. Sonny. We saw you on the back of some hunks motorcycle today. Who was he?" I asked, excited and anxious to know who this mystery guy was. "Ohh. His name is Zach. Him and his sisters own that really fancy Fifty's diner, and that Chevy dealership on Eastville Drive." Sonny replied, sounding like a little girl again. "Zach... Zachh? Whats his last name?" Portlynn asked curiously. "Wilson" Sonny blushed. "You are telling me that you. Rode. On. The. Back. Of. Zach. Multimillionare. Wilson's. Motorcycle!" I asked disbelievingly. Suddenly embarrased by the fact i just called my cousin a 'Hunk' Eugh. Sonny's foot slammed on the brake. "He.. What?" She was the one stuttering this time. "Sonny. Drive." Chad spoke up. She let her foot off the brake and pulled onto Fairview. "He is a multi-millionare?" She asked. "Yeahh. His dad owned Oceanview, and Skyview appartments. Along with many cardealerships, and limo services in La, San Diego, San Fransisco, Vegas. His father was loaded. But died of a stroke a while back, And left his money, his houses, and some of his buisnesses to his kids. He left the limo and car dealerships to his brothers and sisters. His grandparents were billionaires." I was just going on and on. "Tawni. How do you know all of this?" Portlynn asked. "Ohh, Hes my cousin." I simply stated. "Your what?" Sonny exclaimed. "Yeahh. His Mom is my Aunt." I played it off like it was no big deal. Which to be honest. It really wasnt. His mom is a raging twofaced bitch from hell. Not to mention the fact that shes an adulterer. I looked at Chad and saw the pain and disgust on his face. He hated Her. He hated Zach. Zach was his rival, competition, and rival since we were 6. "But its nothing. Ohhpe. Bye Chad!" I said opening his door and pushing him out of the car.
"Dish." Sonny and Portlynn said in unison. "Drive" I replied. Sonny pulled away from Chads house. 10 minutes later, they arrived at Tawni's house. "Im going to go get my things. Hold on a minute" I said before shutting the door and walking upto my house. I went to my room grabbed my pajamas, makeup, phone charger, mirror, Proactive, 4 pairs of clothes, 3 pairs of heels, my jogging suit, and some pumas and shoved them into my Dolce and Gabana over night bag. Then back to Sonny's car. "To Portlynn's!" I said throwing my fist in the air. "No need. My over night bag is in the very back." Portlynn's voice was muffled. I leaned forward to see what she was doing. She was digging in her purse for her Ipod touch. "HA! Found it!" She hollered lifting the ipod in victory. She hooked it upto the stereo system and suddenly Kesha blasted from the speakers. Sonny rolled down the windows, and turned it up even louder. We all sang together and offpitched.
"I always knew you were a bad boy.
I used to think that it was cool...
You took me down just like a Rob Roy,
But now im coming..." Sonny turned it down0. "So tell us about Zach" She said glancing back at me through the rearview mirror. "Jeez Sonny. Hold your potatoes. I'll tell you when we get back to your house." I said, glancing at myself in my hanheld mirror. "Why not now?" Portlynn asked, bemused. "Because. It's wamore fun this way!" I said laughing. "ohh. Well. Here we are Ladies. Lets go!" Sonny said. "Wait. Dont forget anything that will rot and make my car smell like dead things." She said pointing to the other lobster and the pack of eggs. We grabbed the stuff and headed inside. When we got to Sonny's room Portlynn said, "If Jim is here, we should go egg his house. Literally." She laughed. We walked into Sonny's apartment. And discovered the note on the fridge. "Sonny, Your Mom and I went to go stay at my place. Dont have a party. Dont have boys over. No drinking, or drugs. No sex. Or else. -J" Portlynn read aloud. "What a doucher" I said, "I know right. Two months and this guy is acting like he knows me. Jeesh. Who does he think i am? Tiffany?" Sonny said slamming her phine down on the counter. "Dont worry. We'll get him. What are we going to do with this lobster?" I asked. "I have the perfect idea. Knowing Jim, he took my Moms Lexus. So that means he left his car here." She said grinning. I walked over the the key holder and grabbed his keys. "Portlynn. Grab the lobster. And the pack of xs condoms, For me. Would ya?" I asked running out the door. I heard their heels clicking behind me. The sound echoed through the hallways. Not a person stirred. That i knew of. We got outside and found his crappy little ford car. We opened the trunk and put the lobster in there. We took the condoms blew some of them up, and put them in random places. I noticed that Sonny grabbed some of the condoms with eggs in them and put them in the glove box. And under the seat covers. So when he sat on them, They would break. I cracked eggs all over his windows. And sat the box on the dashboard. Grabbed a sharpie and wrote on the window above it in big green letters. "I think you'll need these!" With an arrow pointing down to the box. "Lets go! Before anybody notices." Sonny said. Locking thecar and dragging us back upstairs.

Hahaha. I was bored. They needed something to do. Tell me what you think. You know what to do! Review!
-M