Thanks to the three people who answered my contest and to Dance Of Flame who got the answers right. Her episode will be Marluxia's episode because I have plans for Luxord's episode. Here are the answers anyway:
Xemnas—Prince Charming from Cinderella
Xigbar—Prince Charming from Snow White
Xaldin—Snow White
Vexen—John Smith
Lexaeus—The Beast
Zexion—Prince Eric
Saix—Cinderella
Axel—Prince Phillip
Demyx—Ariel
Luxord—Pocahontas
Marluxia—Aladdin
Larxene—Jasmine
Roxas—Sleeping Beauty/Aurora
Xion—Belle
Real quick as well, I'd like to thank pyro_hottie3, or Roy as we call him in real life, for being our temporary Reno for this episode since I had to be Demyx and couldn't be him (long story short, me and Alec had a really interesting conversation)
Now on to episode numero nine! THE EPISODE OF DEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Push the button, Zexy!"
"Why?"
"Just push it!" A click sounded and music started up.
My dear! a song played, starting from the chorus. So, come on, let me entertain you! Demyx danced over to the bed, moving his body to the beat. Let me entertain you! Zexion shuffled over to the bed, his arms crossed. Let me entertain you! Demyx smiled, taking the older's hands. Let me entertain you! Zexion gave a small smile as he spun the blonde around to the bed. Let me entertain you!
"Welcome to Zemyx Time 9!" Demyx exclaimed happily, Zexion sitting next to him.
"Yes, this is Demyx's episode of the show," Zexion said. "And because it is his episode, he calls all the shots." Then in a lower voice, he added, "even thought I didn't get to call the shots on my episode."
"So, I let my new friend, thewateryfiredrummer, write sort of a guideline for this episode," Demyx said. "So let's get started!!"
"Did she give you a special guest of the week?" Zexion asked, bringing the brightly colored index cards in the blonde's cloak pocket out.
"Drum roll, please!" Demyx frowned and looked back at his boyfriend. "Zexy! Drum roll, please!"
"Why?" Zexion asked, flipping through the cards in his hands.
Demyx pouted for a second before moving around to his knees, leaning on the older's shoulder. He gave a sly smile, leaning close enough to make the shorter shiver slightly at his breath. "Drum roll, please, my sexy Zexy?" he asked softly. "I'll do anything you want."
"Give me that notebook," Zexion ordered immediately. Demyx smiled, giving his boyfriend his composition notebook and 2 pencils. He started up a steady drum roll. "I expect you to keep that promise."
"And now, my special guest of the week is…" Demyx pointed to the door. "Reno!!"
A tall male with long red hair kept back in a low ponytail walked into the room, a pair of goggles resting high on his forehead where his hair spiked out. In a white dress shirt, a black jacket kept open over the shirt, and a pair of ripped blue jeans, you'd never guess that this man, Reno, worked for the infamous Rufus Shinra.
"Hi, Reno!" Demyx exclaimed happily, the redhead sitting next to him on the bed.
"What are you wearing?" Zexion asked, looking him up and down.
"What? I wore my smart shirt," Reno said.
"And jeans," Zexion added.
"I like it!" Demyx exclaimed.
"See? Demyx likes it," Reno said. "He's not on the boss' side."
"Yes, but Demyx likes almost anything," Zexion said. "Well, whatever. Let's just get on to What Demyx Found In The Other Guy's Rooms."
"This week, I went into Xemnas's room," Demyx said.
"Again?" Zexion asked. The blonde nodded.
"So, what did ya get?" Reno wondered.
"I found this in Mansex's room!" Demyx held up a videotape with 'PRIVATE' on the label in black Sharpie. "It was on his dresser next to a video camera."
"I hate to say this, but let's watch it," Zexion said.
"Reno, get the camera, please," Demyx said, standing up. "We need to go to the Room of Plasma Screens for this."
The camera shook slightly as Reno took it off its tripod, keeping it pointed at the blonde as the three walked down the hallway. "Demyx, why aren't you wearing pants?" he asked, noticing skin at the tops of his boots.
Demyx smirked. "You'll find out in the Demyx Dares section," he replied as they stopped in front of a gray door. "Now, technically, I'm not allowed in here without the Superior's supervision, so if he asks, I was in my room the whole time."
"Play it, Dem," Zexion said, leaning back against the gray couch he sat on. Demyx slid the tape into the VCR, grabbing the remote before sliding up close to Zexion.
"Aw, how cute," Reno teased, watching the two.
"You're just jealous 'cause you're single," Demyx said, sticking out his tongue at him.
Reno smirked. That's what you think, he thought, thinking of a certain blonde in white clothes for a second before refocusing on the video that started playing.
"Wait a second," Zexion said as Xemnas walked onto the video frame. "Wasn't Saix carrying a video camera when he went to see the Superior last night?" His question was answered when Saix stepped in front of Xemnas, kneeling down in between his legs.
"Cool," Reno said, crossing his legs.
"Demyx, why don't we go back to your room?" Zexion suggested, pulling the blonde up to his feet and toward the door.
"But, Zexy!" Demyx whined.
"Demyx, number IX in the Organization," Zexion said, "as your superior as number VI in the Organization, I am ordering you to leave this tape alone and never ever ever look at it."
The blonde pouted slightly. "Fine," he agreed. "Come on, Reno."
"Aw, but it's just getting to the good part!" Reno whined, turning off the VCR and T.V. before following them out.
"Hey, Demyx."
The blonde turned to see Axel leaning against the wall a few feet from his room. "Hi, Axel!" he exclaimed happily, smiling at the redhead. "Did you hurt Roxas when you went in his room last night? He was limping during breakfast."
Axel smirked. "Would you like to see what happened to Roxas last night?" he asked.
Demyx smiled. "Sure!" he agreed.
"No, you're not," Zexion corrected, pulling the taller behind him.
"Hey!" Demyx looked between Axel and Reno, his smile growing. "Look! Axel and Reno look alike!"
"No, we don't!!" the two redheads defended together. "Hey, stop copying me!! Quit it!! Why I oughta—"
"Cut it out you two," Zexion ordered, crossing his arms.
"Let's try questions to see if you're alike," Demyx said. "Favorite colors?"
"Black and red," Axel and Reno replied together.
"Gay or straight?"
"Gay."
"What color hair does your boyfriend have?"
"Blonde."
Demyx sighed. "Well, I have no more questions," he said.
"This just proves they're alike," Zexion said.
"We are not!!!" Axel and Reno yelled together. "Quit copying me!!"
"Come on, Reno," Zexion said, pushing him into Demyx's room.
"See ya later, Axel!" Demyx called over his shoulder, following Zexion back into his room.
The camera shook again as Reno put it back on the tripod, sitting back on the bed with the two hosts of the show. "Well, now that we've established that Reno and Axel are almost twins," Zexion said, ignoring Reno's muttering, "let's get on to the Demy Dictionary."
"This week, my word is Venible," Demyx said.
"What the hell?! That isn't even a word, water boy!" Reno yelled at him, crossing his arms and legs.
"It is, too!" Demyx defended. "Look up catgirl877, I think it is or Venible on deviantart and it'll be in her gallery! And I quote from thewateryfiredrummer," he cleared his throat, "'It's the cross between Vexen, Axel, and a mystery person from the crazy mind of Miss-Kiba-Alexandra.' It's an awesome picture."
"She is also making us some awesome Zemyx Time drawings, so be watching," Zexion added. "Now for Demyx's Revenge."
"I got revenge on Namine this week," the blonde said.
"What did ya get revenge on her for?" Reno asked, truly interested in this section of the show.
"She drew pictures of Goofy and Donald doing unholy things," Demyx replied. "And Zexy in a dress." He smiled. "So, I threw all her sketchbooks and pencils in the newly made pool in her room." A shrill cry rang through the castle. "It makes me feel kinda bad but it's just too much fun!!"
"Dem-Dem Cam," Reno said.
"I filmed Saix last night, actually," Demyx said.
"Can we watch?" Reno asked.
"Well, I would show it, but I have to keep this PG-13 at least," the blonde replied, bringing his knees up to his chest.
"What was on it?" Zexion asked.
"He was mumbling about Mansex in his sleep and said some bad stuff," Demyx replied.
"Well, might as well get on to the Demyx Dare of the week," Zexion said.
"Well, thewateryfiredrummer dared me to wear a dress all day, so that's what I did today," Demyx said, standing up.
"Is that why you aren't wearing pants?" Reno asked, he and Zexion watching him unzip his cloak.
The blonde nodded, tossing his cloak to the side. In place of his tanktop and shorts, he was in a knee-length sky blue dress with wavy white lines around the collar and quarter-length sleeves. "I like it," Zexion said, hugging the blonde from behind to make him sit in his lap, kissing the back of his neck.
"Calm it down, emo boy," Reno teased.
"I'm not emo!!" Zexion yelled.
"Sure ya aren't," Reno muttered, snickering a little.
"Now on to the question section!" Demyx exclaimed, turning his head to look behind me. "Uh, Zexy? Can you stop kissing my neck so I can answer questions?"
Zexion growled slightly, but rested his chin on the blonde's shoulder, looking at the sheet of paper in his hands.
"What? There are you questions for me?!" Reno yelled. "How's that fair?!"
"No one knew you were gonna be on the show 'till yesterday," Zexion replied calmly, pointing a few ones out on the paper. "Now shut up and be quiet. Ask those first, Dem."
"From thewateryfiredrummer," Demyx started, "'Zexion, is your book the Great Big Book of Everything with everything inside?' Yes, yes it is."
"Demyx, my question," Zexion interrupted. "No, it does not have everything in it."
Demyx nodded at the camera. Yeah, it does, he mouthed. "Next question. 'Demyx, why does no one ever believe me when I saw David Bowie makes the rain come?' Well, I don't know. It sure does work for me."
"Demyx, your prayers to David Bowie do not bring the rain," Zexion said, Reno nodding in agreement.
"Blasphemy!!!" the blonde yelled at them. "Complete and utter lies!!"
"Do you even know what 'utter' means?" Zexion asked. The blonde started to say something, but shut his mouth and shook his head. "Point proven. Next questions?"
"Meanie," Demyx muttered. "Okay, from emorocks91, 'Zexion, if you were a woman for one day, what would you do?'"
"I would kill myself because there is no way I'd be caught dead or alive as a woman," Zexion stated simply. "Besides, I wouldn't trust Xigbar to be anywhere near me if I was a woman. Hell, I don't even trust him with Demyx in a dress. Or at all, for that matter."
"Protective much?" Reno asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You don't know," Zexion muttered, shaking his head.
"'Demyx, what would you do if they took all the caffeine, junk food, and sugar out of the castle?'" Demyx asked. He thought about that for a moment. "I'd move to Twilight Town or Traverse Town. They'd surely have some form of sugar I could have."
"And who would you get it from?" Zexion asked. "Not that you need any more sugar, in my opinion."
"I second that," Reno added.
"I'd get it from Leon," Demyx said. "And if I couldn't get it from him, I'd go to Yuffie, then if all else fails, I'd go to Aerith."
"I thought Leon hated you," Zexion wondered.
"No, that's Cloud." Both Zexion and Reno just looked confused. "Remember? I got revenge on him because I had nothing else to do and I was bored so I told Leon that Cloud was cheating on him with Axel?"
"Oh, right," Zexion muttered.
"Next question. 'Anyone, why is Saix so obedient?'"
"Because he is the Superior's sex slave," Zexion replied.
"He's a puppy, Zexy!" Demyx corrected, "not a sex slave!!"
Reno just shook his head and groaned.
"Hey, Demyx!!"
Demyx turned to the door when he heard Axel call his name. "Come here!" Axel yelled. "I got something to show you!!"
"What is it?" Demyx called back.
"A new sitar Mansex bought you!"
"New sitar?!?!?!" Demyx practically raced out of the room.
"Well, before I go kill Axel for trying to sleep with my boyfriend," Zexion muttered, looking at the camera, "I'd better sign off. Reno, would you like to help?"
"Sure," Reno replied, shrugging. "I don't have to meet the boss for another hour anyway."
"So, from all of us here at Zemyx Time," Zexion started.
"Have a great day," Reno finished. "How the hell are we gonna say that water baby's signature sign-off line?"
Zexion thought for a second before sighing and giving the camera a peace sign. "Zexy out."
Reno shook his head, but gave the camera a peace sign of his own. "Reno out."
"Wanna help kill Axel?" Zexion asked, reaching forward for the camera.
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Do you know how hard it is to write this at 3:11 in the morning on a school night? Yeah, it sucks major ass. Anyway, every time I've ever prayed to David Bowie the proper way (the guide is on my profile under David Bowieism), it always rains. It's pretty sweet, actually.
Anyway, thanks to all my reviewers and I'm gonna go die somewhere right now so I can finally sleep. Later. *peace sign* Dem-Dem