I know this is a few days early, but since I didn't get an episode out the week before last, I'm giving you an extra episode early! Plus, you'll get another one this Sunday! It's two for one!!! YAY!!!!!! XD
Well, since Dance Of Flame won my contest, this is the episode she basically laid out for me. And this is Marluxia's episode, so there might be some surprises along the way as well. There is no special guest of the week, so she made me a Nobody.
Name: Dexina (Dex for short)
Weapon: Bow (like a staff)
Hair: Mid-length jade green in a loose braid
Eyes: Same color as hair
Power: Words; if she writes something in the air, it happens
Enemies: Marluxia and Larxene
Friends: Demyx, Zexion, and Axel
Think that's it. Let's get started.
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"Welcome to episode eleven of Zemyx Time," Demyx said, smiling at the camera. "Otherwise known as Marluxia's episode."
"Unfortunately," Zexion continued, "because we are too lazy to go find the pink-haired wonder, he might not appear in this episode."
"But never fear!!" Demyx exclaimed. "We got called into a meeting this morning to talk about some stuff and we have a new member!"
"Another girl," Zexion muttered. "You'd think that after Narix was killed by Riku Superior would keep girls out of the Organization."
"Zexy is her friend, though," Demyx said. "So, here's number XV, Dexina!!"
A tall girl walked into the room, sitting on the bed next to the blonde. "Hi, water boy," she said, giving him a quick hug. "What's wrong with Zexy?"
"He's just mad that Superior forbids him from going into my room anywhere from 10 at night to 6 in the morning," Demyx explained, looking over at the slate-haired man.
"I know a way to cheer him up," Dexina said, summoning her staff to her hand. "Check it." Demyx watched as the greenette moved her staff through the air, words formed in gold that stayed suspended until she was finished.
"'Xemnas lets Zexion in Demyx's room whenever he wants,'" the blonde read, smiling as the sentence disappeared.
Zexion jumped slightly as his cell phone rang, flipping it open. "Yes?" he asked in an airy tone. "Oh? Oh, really now? Thank you, Superior." He snapped his phone shut, a smile on his face as he leaned back on his hands.
"What did he want?" Demyx wondered, already knowing the answer.
"I can go in your room whenever I want, my little water boy," Zexion said softly, leaning forward and nuzzling noses with his boyfriend.
"Thanks, Dex," Demyx said.
"What did she do?" Zexion wondered.
"Nothing, Zexy," Dexina replied, a smile on her face. "Absolutely nothing."
"Let's get on to What Demyx Found In The Other Guys Rooms," Zexion said, linking his fingers with one of Demyx's hands.
"This week, I went into big brother Lex's room," Demyx said, keeping his fingers linked with his boyfriend's as he reached behind his sitar on the bed.
"Why do you call him 'big brother'?" Dexina asked, cocking her head to the side, her braid falling over her shoulder.
"Because he's like a big brother to me!" Demyx exclaimed happily.
"In the meaning that Lexaeus looks after him if no one else trustworthy is around, he feeds him if he's hungry, he carries him to bed if he falls asleep and I'm not around, stuff like that," Zexion explained.
"Then, what did you find in his room?" Dexina questioned.
"I looked all day for something interesting to bring on the show," Demyx said, smiling slightly, "and I found this!" He pulled out something in front of the camera. It was a dark orange small spiral notebook with 'V' on the front in a single bold black letter. "It looks kinda like Zexy's diary."
"That was a journal!" Zexion defended, turning a light pink.
"Whatever it was, read a diary, Dem-Dem!" Dexina exclaimed happily, leaning closer to look over his shoulder.
The blonde opened the book to a random page, cleared his throat, and began to read. "April 9. Zexion had a mission today in the Pridelands, so I made sure Demyx didn't get into any trouble. Of course he did. He got into Saix's room, disobeyed Xemnas's direct orders to stop swimming and come to the meeting, and a few other things I'd rather not mention. After 2 hours of calming him down, he finally fell asleep. Since Zexion was still in the Pridelands, I carried the boy to his room. He actually slept for a straight 9 hours before he woke up. But by that time, Zexion was back in the castle and I got some time to myself again."
"He's so sweet to take care of you when Zexy isn't around," Dexina said, swooning slightly. "But what about Axel?"
"You think I'd trust that pyro bastard with my little water boy when I'm not around?" Zexion asked. "No way in hell. At least when I'm around I can stop anything I don't like."
"'Cause he's protective like that," Demyx said, snuggling up close to his boyfriend.
"Exactly."
"The Demy Dictionary," Dexina said, handing the blonde his mini-dictionary.
"I found an awesome word for this week," Demyx said, opening the book to where his bookmark sat. "Anencephalous. It means to lack a brain."
"Like Marluxia and Larxene," Dexina said, an evil grin on her face.
"Exactly," Zexion and Demyx agreed together.
"How did you even pronounce that word, Dem?" Zexion asked. "Normally you can't pronounce anything like that. Floccinaucinihilipilification or honorificabilitudinitatibus for example."
"I practiced for 2 straight hours," the blonde replied truthfully, tossing the dictionary over the camera to land on the small pile of clothes accumulating on his floor near his closet.
"Demyx's Revenge," Dexina said.
"I got revenge on Larxene because she has been really mean and put a spell on the cookie jar again," Demyx said.
"Shocked you again?" the greenette asked. The blonde nodded.
"So, I replaced her knives with bananas!" he exclaimed happily. "And I got a small clip of what happened when she tried to use them!! Roll it!!!"
*Demyx's Revenge Cam*
"Demyx!!" Larxene yelled at the blonde sticking his tongue out at her. "Get back here!"
"Gotta catch me first!" Demyx called over his shoulder as he started to run from the shorter blonde.
"That's it!" Lightning flashed around Larxene's hands as she summoned her knives. "You asked for it!" She threw one, skidding to a stop when it bounced off Demyx, the boy laughing. "What the hell?" She looked down at her knives before throwing them to the ground and taking after Demyx again. "You are so dead, water boy!!!" she yelled at him. "Replace my knives with bananas?!?!?! I'll tear you apart with my bare hands!!!"
"Gotta catch me first!!" Demyx repeated, still laughing as he ran.
*Back To Normal*
"Well, at least you got out unscathed," Dexina said, looking on the positive side.
"Yeah, well, I couldn't really walk for a few days after that," Demyx said. "It still hurts."
"I'll kiss it better later if you want," Zexion suggested. The blonde nodded, a small smile on his face. "Dem-Dem Cam."
"I got a filmed Yuffie this time," Demyx said.
"She's back in the castle?" the slate-haired man asked.
"Got back a few days ago," the blonde replied. "Here we go!"
*Dem-Dem Cam*
"Is there anyone around?"
Yuffie poked her head out of her room in the castle, looking around before going back in and closing the door. "No one," she said.
"Good."
Kadaj sat at the small card table she'd set up in the middle of the room. "You're going to lose," he said, dealing out their cards.
"Just bet," she said, looking at her cards.
"You never win a game of strip poker, so why chance it," Kadaj asked, putting his boots in the middle of the table.
"Stop asking questions and deal," Yuffie said, running a hand through her black hair as she set her boots and her headband next to Kadaj's boots.
*Back To Normal*
"Yuffie and Kadaj were playing strip poker?" Zexion asked, a little surprised. "Didn't think she was into that."
"I think they've been dating for a week," Demyx said, thinking about it for a second. "Yep, a week."
"And why is that so bad?" Dexina wondered.
"Because Yuffie is on Cloud's team with Aerith, Leon, Cid, Tifa, and those guys while Kadaj is on Sephiroth's team with Yazoo and a couple others whose names escape me for the moment," Demyx explained.
"Bad," Zexion mumbled to himself.
"Well, might as well get on to the Demyx Dares section," Dexina said, leaning back on her hands.
"I had a dare given to me by Dance Of Flame, the sponsor for this episode, but I'm gonna turn it into a full episode so we're saving it," Demyx said. "So I'm gonna use another dare someone who's name I cannot pronounce gave me."
"'Demyx, I dare you to find out who Reno is dating,'" Zexion said, reading for a small sheet of paper near the head of the bed they were sitting on. "Wow, that is a hard name to pronounce. Don't even think I can say it."
"Well, I took the dare and did it! And now I know who Reno is dating!" Demyx exclaimed happily.
"Care to share?" Dexina asked, raising an eyebrow as she scooted closer.
"I'll show! Roll it!! Again!!"
*Demyx Dares Cam*
Demyx perched his camera in its hiding place, running off as it started recording. "Tell him I'm busy and don't feel like it, Rude!" Reno called down the hall as he walked into his room. He groaned, running a hand through his hair as he moved his goggles back up his forehead.
"Reno."
The redhead turned to see Rufus standing in the doorway. "S'up, boss," he muttered, sliding off his jacket and tossing it to the floor.
"Is that where you throw your jacket everyday?" Rufus asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Pretty much," he replied, kicking off his boots.
"Reno, Reno, Reno," the blonde scolded. "No wonder you look like shit every time you come to work."
"Why, thank you, boss," Reno said, grinning. "Glad to see you notice and care."
"What am I going to do with you?" Rufus asked, shaking his head.
"Nothin'," Reno replied, shrugging. "You're lessons don't seem to be working much."
"Well, then, I'll just have to keep on giving them," Rufus said, grinning as he walked closer, closing the door behind him.
"Bring it on, boss," Reno said, sitting on the edge of the bed.
*Back To Normal*
"Reno and Rufus, huh?" Dexina asked.
"Saw that coming," Zexion muttered.
"Now for questions!" Demyx exclaimed. "I only have one!"
"Just one?" Zexion asked. "After months of not checking and we have one e-mail?!"
"Please send us questions and/or suggestions," Demyx said. "It makes me sad when we don't get e-mails."
"What's the question?" Dexina asked.
"It's actually more of a suggestion," Demyx replied. "From MrMissMrs Random, 'Zexion and Demyx, can you reenact one of the final scenes from the Little Mermaid?' Of course we can! We'll do a scene from every pairing we made as well if we get bored and if I can persuade Mansex."
"And, it looks like that's the end of our show," Zexion said.
"Yep," Dexina added.
"So, from all of us here at Castle Oblivion and Organization XIII," Demyx said, giving the camera a peace sign, "Dem-Dem out!! See y'all later!!"
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Amazingly enough, I got this done on Tuesday. Usually, they're not done 'til Saturday night. I amaze myself sometimes.
Chris, I'm SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO sorry about Narix. But, I swear on all my Keyblades (all 83 of them), my sitar, and my guitars that it wasn't my idea.
Please send questions and/or suggestions!!
*peace sign* Dem-Dem out!!!