WARNING: Much randomness. You have been warned. Thank you, that is all.
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(a/n: filmed this two days before 4/10/10)
"So," Demyx said, smiling, "since Saturday is April 10, you know what that means?"
"VexLux Day!!!" the rest of the Organization yelled.
"Yep!!" Demyx's smile grew even more. "But since I'll be busy all Saturday, we're celebrating today!"
"We're trying to find food now," Xigbar said.
"Target acquired," Roxas interrupted.
"Race ya there!" Demyx called to him, both blondes taking off toward McDonald's a few blocks away.
"I'll make sure they're okay," Lexaeus offered, running off after the two blonde nobodies.
Pretty soon, everyone was inside the fast-food place, all heads turned to face them. "Hi!" a perky brunette said from behind the register, Demyx stepping up to order. "What would you like?"
"Uh…two hamburgers and a large drink," the blonde replied, reaching for his wallet.
"That'll be $3.24," the girl said.
Demyx opened his wallet, finding only a slip of paper with 'I.O.U. 5 dollars. –Axel' on it. "Zexy?" he asked, turning to look at his boyfriend. "Do you have 4 bucks?"
"Axel, pay him back or I let Marluxia loose on you," Zexion threatened, pulling a 5 out of his wallet.
"Name?" the cashier asked, handing back the change.
"Demyx," the blonde replied.
"By the way," she said before Demyx walked away, "love the hair."
He smiled. "Thanks!!"
After everyone ordered, they pushed together a few tables to eat. "What d you have to do this weekend, Dem?" Luxord asked.
"Hang on a sec." Demyx reached into his cloak pocket, pulling out a few index cards. "No, that's what to do when I find Sora."
Xemnas nearly choked on a fry. "You still haven't found him?!" he demanded.
"I'm working on it," the blonde replied, pulling out a few more index cards. "No, cue cards for Zemyx Time." Another few. "What do when Xigbar asks to play the bouncy bed game? Not it." All eyes went to Xigbar. He shrugged. "Found it!"
"Lists are your friends, aren't they?" Axel said in a teasing voice.
"Library," Demyx said, reading off his bright blue index card, "Zemyx Time, feed To—I mean, Dennis!" Xemnas raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. "Shoes, sitar, cookies."
"You know," Roxas said, "I'm not even gonna ask about the last three." Everyone else nodded their agreement.
"After this, we should play the pocky game," Vexen suggested, grinning.
"In the park," Larxene added. She held a bag up, the bag practically overflowing with boxes of chocolate-covered pocky. "I'll supply."
"Let's do it," Demyx said, grinning as he took a bite of his hamburger.
***1 HOUR LATER***
"Got seventeen," Axel said.
"Nineteen," Saix said.
"Twe—no, he's looking somewhere else," Xion corrected herself.
Currently, as they walked to the park, they were counting all the strange looks they got. Nineteen was the record.
"Here is good," Xemnas said, stopping near where they held their meetings. "Who's going first?"
"Vexen and I will," Luxord said, opening a new box of pocky. He took one out, both blondes holding onto opposite sides in their mouths.
"3…2…1…pocky!" Demyx exclaimed.
Vexen and Luxord bit down on the stick, getting closer until their lips met in a kiss. "Luxord wins," Xemnas said.
"I ate more than him," Vexen muttered, crossing his arms.
"How 'bout Demyx and Larxene," Xaldin suggested.
The next two blondes pulled out another stick of pocky, taking their positions. "3…2…1…pocky!!"
The two bit away at the candy until Larxene pulled away when her mouth was about a half a centimeter away from Demyx's. "I win!" he yelled excitedly.
"You and me, Dem," Axel said, pulling out another stick. "Let's go."
***2 HOURS LATER***
"Last stick," Larxene said, pulling it out of its box ceremoniously. "Who wants it?"
"Me and Dem-Dem," Roxas said, both blondes taking one end.
"3…2…1…pocky!!"
The two bit away, Roxas pulling away after only a few bites. "You win, Dem," he said, smiling.
Zexion looked around, grinning when he spotted a van parked on the street. "They're here," he said, the rest of the Organization following him. They stopped in front of a black van, 'Organization XIII' on the hood in white and everyone's names covering the sides and back in their specific colors. Zexion opened the doors, sticking the keys in his pockets, everyone's weapons sitting in the back. Xemnas's ethereal blades, Xigbar's guns, Xaldin's lances, Vexen's shield, Lexaeus's axe sword, Zexion's lexicon, Saix's claymore, Axel's chakrams, Demyx's sitar, Luxord's cards, Marluxia's scythe, Larxene's knives, Oblivion and Oathkeeper for Roxas, and Xion's Keyblade.
"April!!" Demyx exclaimed happily, hugging his sitar as Zexion closed and locked the doors after the van was cleared out.
"Fight to the death?" Axel asked, grinning.
"What else?" Xemnas asked back. And the fight began. As soon as a weapon touched your 'heart', you were dead and therefore out.
After a half hour of nonstop fighting, a small crowd had gathered to watch. Sitting to the side, 'dead', was Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, Zexion, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Saix, Roxas, Xion, Xigbar, and Vexen.
Demyx looked nervously between Axel and Xemnas, his sitar in front of him. "Parle?" he asked hopefully.
Axel smirked. "Nah," he replied, catching Xemnas off guard as the point of his chakram touched his 'heart'. The redhead moved closer to the blonde. "You're mine now, water boy."
"Please don't kill me," Demyx said, blocking an attack with his sitar. "I'm too cute to die!"
Axel smirked again. "All the more reason to kill you, my little water baby," he said, bringing his arm back for another attack. Unfortunately, that left him vulnerable to attack. Demyx's sitar pushed against his 'heart' and he 'died'.
"Demyx wins," Xemnas said, the blonde striking a victory pose.
"Well, that was fun," Roxas said as they all grouped together again.
"Luxord, do you have the cards at the castle?" Saix asked, the blonde nodding.
"Let's get going," Lexaeus said.
"What're we gonna play?" Demyx asked as they started to walk.
"Organization strip poker," Xigbar replied grinning.
After they reached their castle, they changed into more casual clothes before starting up their game. "Alright, rules are simple," Luxord said, shuffling and dealing the cards. "5-card poker, no bets. Whoever wins chooses who must strip one piece of clothing."
"And no ganging up on Demyx like last time," Zexion added, looking at his cards.
"What does everyone have?" Luxord asked.
"Full house," Axel said, laying down his cards. "Anyone care to beat it?" No one replied. "I win the first hand, then. Demyx."
"Why does everyone pick me?" the blonde whined, pulling off one of his combat boots.
"'Cause its fun," Xigbar replied.
"Don't make me, II," Zexion warned.
"Whatcha got?" Luxord asked after he dealt the cards again.
"Full house!" Demyx exclaimed happily, laying down 3 kings and 2 queens.
"Not good enough, IX," Xemnas said, laying down his own cards. "Royal flush." He looked around at the other members. "VII." The bluenette reached down and pulled off one of his sneakers, tossing it to the side.
"Off to an interesting start," Xaldin muttered, biting his lip as he looked at his new hand of cards.
***2½ HOURS LATER***
"Whatcha got?" Luxord asked, looking around the table.
"Two pair," Xigbar said. No one said anything else. "Alright, Demyx. Come on."
"Stop picking on me, Xigy!" Demyx pouted, pulling off his black tanktop.
Currently, Xemnas had on a pair of white skinny jeans and a white tanktop with a black swirling design on, Saix sitting with his back to him to lean against him in a blue T-shirt and his pair of puppy boxers. Lexaeus still had on his purple fedora, an orange button-up shirt, and his blue jeans, Xion standing next to him in her gray mini-dress and a Kingdom Key necklace. Xaldin stood leaning against the kitchen counter (a/n: we were playing in the kitchen) in just a pair of green pair of boxers and a white sock, a serious poker face going on. Zexion sat back in his chair in his black skinny jeans, Demyx on his lap in his aquamarine skinny jeans, his guitar belt, and a black and blue checked tie. Axel sat next to Xemnas in his black boxers with flames running down the sides and his red and black checked tie, Roxas sitting next to him in a white T-shirt and a pair of faded blue jeans. Xigbar was sitting dangerously close to Demyx and Zexion in a pair of blue jeans and a black tanktop, his guns leaning against his chair on the floor. Marluxia and Larxene together on the other side of Luxord, Marluxia in his pink shirt and green boxers and Larxene in her yellow tanktop and a pair of black boyshorts. Finally, Luxord sat near the head of the table in his poker card boxers and a white T-shirt, Vexen sitting right beside him in bright green shorts and a black T-shirt with 'E=mc2' on it. Currently, Lexaeus was winning. Axel was losing.
"Royal flush," Xigbar said, a grin on his face as he laid his cards down on the table in front of him. "Demyx, give me the belt."
"But…" Demyx pouted at the older man, "…my jeans don't stay up without it."
Xigbar's grin grew. "I know," he said, holding out his hand. "Belt. Now."
Demyx frowned as he got off Zexion's lap, pulling off his multicolored guitar belt off and handing it to Xigbar. Everyone stared as the blonde blushed deeply, his pants sliding down even lower to show off the Nemo boxers he had on under his jeans.
"Demyx," Axel said, a sly grin starting to form, "how 'bout comin' to my room right now? I've got cookies."
"I don't think so," Demyx said, bowing his head as he went to sit on Zexion's lap again.
"I've got whipped cream and strawberries," Axel bargained, standing up. The blonde shook his head. "And I've got Riku."
"Oh my god, Riku!!" Demyx exclaimed happily, jumping up off the slatenette. "Let's go!!"
"Score," Axel said, following the blonde out of the room.
"Where the hell is my Lexicon?" Zexion muttered, digging through the cabinets around him. "I'm gonna go kill that bastard."
"I take it the game's over, then," Roxas said, watching Luxord pull Vexen out of the room.
"When Luxord starts to drag Vexen out of the room with intention of keeping him all night, it is," Xemnas replied.
"Superior, I want a new Lexicon," Zexion said, slamming his hands down on the table.
"And what exactly is wrong with your old one?" Xemnas asked, raising an eyebrow. Zexion held up his Lexicon, the book dripping with water and you could barely tell what the design on the cover was. "Oh. Well, let me look at the budget. Saix."
The bluenette reached behind him and pulled open a drawer, pulling out a small stack of papers. "The account balance is…34 cents," he said, looking at the bottom amount.
"Sorry, Zexion. Learn to fight with something else for now," Xemnas said, tossing the papers behind him.
"What the hell did we spend all our money on?!" Zexion demanded, glaring at the superior.
"Vexen's laboratory when Xigbar trashed it, Axel's room when he torched it again, Demyx's new camera, Luxord's new deck of cards when Sora stole his old ones, and seeds for Marluxia's garden," Xemnas explained, listing off from memory.
Zexion cursed under his breath. Axel came back, a pocky stick stuck in his mouth as he leaned against the doorway. "That was a good one," he said, grinning. "I'll have to do it again sometime."
"Damn you to hell, Axel," Zexion growled.
Axel just stuck his tongue out at him.
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Sorry 'bout the last page and a half. That was kind of random after Vexen and Luxord left. Me and Axel had fun in his room!! He gave me all kinds of cookies!!! XD Anyway, yeah. The last part was kind of random, but we just didn't turn the camera off.
Thanks to our new permanent cameraman!! Our amazing amazing AMAZING friend…drum roll please!! *drum roll starts* Ethan Hunt!!! JK! But he cosplays as Ethan Hunt whenever we go cosplaying, so we're gonna keep him anonymous. *cough* Derek *cough*
I am SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO sorry I didn't get an episode out this Sunday and I promised I would, but I'll be sure to get one, if not two, episodes out by next Sunday. But I'm giving you this for this week, so be happy with me and please don't send any assassins to my house. *looks around*
Peace out!! See ya next week!!