Well, I promised ya'll a new episode this Sunday (today, really), and god damn it! I'm gettin' it out! I may not have slept for 32 hours, but it's okay!! So, here we go with Episode numero trece!! (That's episode number thirteen for those non-spanish speakers). The episode of Roxas.

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"Is it on?"

"I think so."

"You sure?"

"Don't push that!"

"Alright then."

Axel moved back to sit next to Roxas on Demyx's bed. "Now, I'm sure you're wondering," Roxas said, waving a finger at the camera focused on the two, "where is Demyx? And Zexion, too?"

"Well, I couldn't give a fuck where they are right now," Axel muttered.

"Axel!" Roxas hissed, slapping the redhead's shoulder.

"Fine." Axel rolled his eyes. "Demyx is out getting my crap in Twilight Town and Zexion has been on a mission since Thursday. Happy?"

"Very much so," Roxas replied, lightly slapping the redhead's cheek.

"So, because I am bored, I got Roxy here and I'm making this into Akuroku Time," Axel explained with a smirk, leaning back on his hands.

"I had no choice but to come along and help," Roxas mumbled, leaning forward on his hands and knees to grab something on the floor.

Axel grinned. He slapped the target presented in front of him, the blonde letting out a high-pitched yelp and crashing to the floor. "'Cause I tap that every night," he smirked.

"You…bastard…" Roxas moaned from the floor.

"You okay down there, Roxy?" Axel asked, looking over the edge of the bed.

"No, you bastard," Roxas moaned. "You slapped my ass, still sore, by the way."

"You comin' back up?"

"Never."

Axel shrugged, leaning back again. "Well, might as well get on with the show."

"What Axel Found In The Other Guy's Rooms," Roxas introduced from the floor.

"I was bored yesterday and found something interesting in Marluxia's room," Axel said. He pulled a long curved green pole up from the floor. "Marluxia's scythe, minus the blade. I don't really know hw that happened." He grinned. "Hey, Roxas—"

"No."

"I tried." Axel put the pole on the ground again.

"The Axel Dictionary."

Axel groaned. "Why does Demyx even have this stupid segment in his show?" he asked.

"Because Zexion said that it was good for you to learn a new word every day and it had something educational about it," Roxas explained, lightly slapping Axel's leg. "Be nice to him. He's nice to you."

Axel smirked. "Yeah, Demyx has been real nice lately," he said, his smirk growing. "Hey, Roxas, is that box of cookies still in my closet?"

"Last time I checked. Why?"

Axel's smirk grew even bigger, if possible. "No reason," he replied, leaning back again. "Well, since I guess I have to have a word to make emo-boy happy, I'll use pyro." Roxas groaned from the floor. "Shut up, Roxy. Anyway, pyro means someone who has a tendency to start fires instantaneously."

"It's basically the one word that sums Axel up perfectly," Roxas commented.

"Roxas, get your ass back up here or I will force it up here," Axel threatened. The blonde quickly moved up to the bed, sitting a little ways away from the redhead. "Good boy. Maybe you'll get a treat tonight."

"I'm already going trick-or-treating in the castle tonight with Demyx, I don't need a treat," Roxas muttered.

Axel grinned, lifting the blonde's chin with a single finger. "You don't need to go trick-or-treating, Roxy baby," he practically purred. "I'm all the sugar you'll need."

The blonde started blushing madly. "A-Axel's R-Revenge," he stuttered nervously.

"Well, on request by some anonymous person, I got revenge on the superior, the Kingdom Hearts crazed nobody, the one, the only, Mansex!" Axel exclaimed. Roxas raised an eyebrow in confusion. "I found out that Mansex needs glasses and can't see a thing without them."

"You didn't," Roxas said.

"I did." The redhead grinned maniacally. "Let's watch the fun."

*Axel's Revenge Cam*

Xemnas blinked rapidly for a few seconds, looking around the room. Everything was blurry and he felt like Riku with that blindfold. "Saix!" he called, searching the room with his hands.

"Yes, sir?"

Xemnas turned and saw a black and blue blur standing in the doorway of his room. "Saix, have you seen my glasses?" he asked, reaching out in front of him to make sure he didn't run into a wall.

"Didn't you leave them next to your bed?" Saix asked. The black and blue blur moved to grab the silverette's hands, leading him back to the bed. "Just stay here, sir. I'll go find your glasses."

"Thank you, Saix," Xemnas said, leaning back with one hand covering his eyes. "Wait a minute." He shot up in bed. "AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Back To Normal*

"You took Superior's glasses?" Roxas asked in disbelief. "Axel, he's gonna kill you!"

"Only if he can catch me, babe," Axel grinned, tapping the blonde's nose lightly. "Next section, please."

"Wow, actually said please for once," Roxas muttered, rubbing the end of his nose for a second or two. "Axel Cam."

"I got bored—" Axel started.

"When are you ever not bored," Roxas mumbled.

"I still got Marly's pole, babe," the redhead threatened, smirking at the flushed look on the blonde's face. "Anyway, as I was saying…" He cleared his throat slightly. "I got bored and decided to place my camera—"

"Demyx's camera," Roxas interrupted.

"Fine, Demyx's camera," Axel corrected, crossing his arms, "and I put it in Saix's room yesterday."

"Why?" Roxas asked, looking at the redhead like he was crazy.

"Because I wanted to prove something," Axel explained calmly. "Roll it."

*Axel Cam*

Saix pulled a clean Organization cloak onto a hanger, brushing off some dust that rested on the shoulders. He hung it in his closet next to his others when he heard something running closer.

"Puppy!!"

Saix turned around excitedly, smiling at the bubbly blonde running into his room. "Puppy!" Demyx exclaimed again, hugging the bluenette as tightly as he could.

Saix hugged happily back. "Wanna go on a walk, puppy?" Demyx asked, practically bouncing up and down.

Saix nodded ecstatically, running after the blonde out of the room.

*Back To Normal*

"What the hell was your point with that?!" Roxas yelled at the redhead, slapping the back of his head.

"What was my point?!" Axel repeated. "What the hell did you think my point was?! Saix acts like a dog whenever Demyx gets within 2 feet of him! That's not normal!!'

"And you act like a sex-crazed maniac whenever I get within 2 miles of you!" Roxas yelled back. "That's not normal either!!"

"That's different!"

"Oh, really?! Pray tell how different that is!!

"I don't act like a dog around you!"

"Yeah, but you treat me like your bitch!!"

"That's because you are my bitch!!"

"I am not!!"

"You're the uke and I'm the seme! Therefore, you are my bitch!!"

"One more word and I'm sleeping in Luxord's room!"

That shut Axel up right away.

Roxas grinned, patting the redhead on the head. "That's a good pyro," he said, his grin growing slightly. "You might get a treat later."

Axel gave the blonde a sly grin. He pushed Roxas down on his back on the bed, leaning over him on his hands and knees. "How 'bout a treat right now?" he asked, the sly grin still on his face.

"Axel!" Roxas squealed, turning his head so Axel kissed his cheek instead of his intended target. "The camera's still on!"

"Let 'em look," Axel mumbled, missing again as he kissed the blonde's chin.

"Xemnas is gonna see this!" Roxas squealed again, squirming under the redhead's grip.

Axel smirked, reaching down with one hand and popping open the button on the blonde's jeans. He pushed the offending piece of material down until it rested around the blonde's ankles, leaving Roxas in his black boxers. "Let him be jealous, then, my little Roxy," the redhead purred, kissing down the blonde's jawline.

"A-Axel!" Roxas squeaked, still squirming under the grip that kept him pinned to the bed. "S-Stop! What if D-Dem—yx!!!" His voice got even higher on the last letters of Demyx's name as Axel bit down on his shoulder lightly.

"My room, then," Axel murmured against the blonde's shoulder. He lifted the smaller up in his arms and headed out of the room, leaving the camera on in his leave.

"Axel! Axel, where are you!"

Demyx walked into his room with a grocery sack in his hands, sitting down on his bed. "Axel!" he called again, pulling stuff out of the sack. "I got your newspaper and your I-pod and your pack of red socks, and your CD." He looked around the room. "Axel!" Demyx looked at the camera, noticing the red light.

"Why is the camera on?"

***BLOOPERS***

"I got your newspaper," Demyx listed off, pulling it out of the bag, "and your I-pod and your pack of red socks and your CD and your condoms—" The blonde did a double take. "Condoms?! Zexion!!!!!"

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Axel grinned, twirling the pole of Marluxia's scythe between his fingers. "Oh, Roxy!" he called semi-sweetly.

"No," Roxas said from the floor. "Never. Not gonna happen. Good-bye."

Axel grinned, pushing the blonde to his knees and bending him over. "Rape," he said, grinning at the camera. "Marluxia-style."

"Axel!!"

Axel's head snapped up as the pink-haired man threw open Demyx's door. "Give me back that pole!" Marluxia snapped, grabbing the pole away. "Oh, Vexy!!"

"That was weird," Roxas muttered, looking up at the pinknette as he walked away with his pole.

"Definitely," Axel agreed.

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"Axel!" Roxas squeaked. The redhead grinned, popping open the button to the blonde's jeans and unzipping the zipper, pushing the offending denim material down to his ankles.

"Aw, but Roxy, we're just starting to have fun," Axel grinning, pushing the blonde's shirt up halfway to his chest.

"Alec!" Emilee squealed, squirming under Alec's grip. "Let me go!"

"Aw, but Emmy, we're just starting to have fun," Alec grinned, pushing the brunette's shirt up and off, throwing the shirt off to the side of the room.

"Drake!" Emilee squeaked, still squirming. "Help!!"

"What the—?!"

Alec yelped slightly in surprise as Drake came up behind him and slung him over his shoulder. Emilee grinned, sitting up and bringing her knees up to her chest.

"Serves you right," she said, sticking her tongue out at him.

"Want to do anything with him?" Drake asked.

"Throw him in the pool please," the brunette replied, watching the taller teenager nod. She gave a small wave to Alec, a grin still on her face. "Dance water dance, Ally. And have a nice swim."

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Well, this was a fun episode. Since it was Roxas's episode, it was only right that he got a chance to help in the episode. Axel just came along for the ride.

Hope ya'll liked it!! See ya later!! *peace sign* Dem-Dem out!!!