This is just a bunch of random skits and stuff we've done for Kingdom Hearts and some Final Fantasy over the years. Hope ya'll enjoy. We'll try to explain each one. And real quick:
-Luke: Xemnas and Sephiroth
-Nathan: Xigbar and Kadaj
-Will: Xaldin
-Fang: Vexen and Vincent
-Drake: Lexaeus and Rude
-Alec: Zexion, Rufus, Leon, and Sora
-Mark: Saix and Yazoo
-James: Axel and Zack
-Emilee (me!): Demyx, Reno, Cloud, and Riku
-Zig: Luxord and Loz
-Peter: Marluxia and Tseng
-Marlie: Larxene, Elena, and Tifa
-Jay: Roxas
-Tabs: Xion and Yuffie
(Stupid asterisks don't wanna work, so this is the official start of the episode)
(Aladdin skit inspired by a skit at a con we saw on Youtube) ((BTW: We were on a stage when we did this))
(a/n: because Alec had to be Sora and I was Roxas, Jay was Zexion and Jon was our temp. Demyx)
Sora stepped out onto the stage, a heart in his hands, looking behind him as he walked to the side, music starting up.
"Stop, thief!"
Sora spun around to see Xemnas, Zexion, and Saix stomping toward him. "Gotta keep, one step ahead of the bread line," he mouthed, hopping to the side. "One swing ahead of the sword."The three nobodies got closer. "I steal only what I can't afford. And that's everything." He stepped further away from the three older men, the pink heart still in his hands. "One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all, and that's no joke." Vexen joined the three and they all started to attack. "These guys don't appreciate I'm broke." He kicked out with his foot, Vexen, Zexion, and Saix falling around Xemnas.
"Riffraff!" Xemnas yelled.
"Street rat!" Zexion yelled.
"Scoundrel!" Vexen yelled.
"Take that!" Luxord yelled, throwing a card at Sora.
"Just a little snack guys," the brunette defended, Marluxia coming up behind him.
"Rip him open, take it back, guys," the six Organization members said, circling around him.
"I can take a hint," Sora sang, hopping forward, "gotta face the facts." Roxas came out to stand next to him. "You're my only friend, Abu!"
"Who?" Kairi and Namine sang, Sora and Roxas starting to taunt the nobodies as Xigbar, Xaldin, and Lexaeus joined in. "Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom." (a/n: video part. Hee hee) "He's become a one-man rise in crime."
Larxene walked up behind the two thieves. "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em," she said, pushing them away.
"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat," Sora continued. "Tell you all about it when I got the time!" He fake-threw the heart, the Organization members turning to look as Sora and Roxas hopped down off the stage, Axel and Demyx coming on stage to join the Organization.
"One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time, gonna use a norn de plume." He and Roxas climbed up on the stage again. "One jump ahead of the hitmen. One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block." Roxas spun around, running straight into Axel.
"Stop, thief!" Axel grabbed onto the blonde's shoulders.
"Vandal!" Roxas's eyes went wide as the redhead pulled him into a low dip.
"Outrage!" Axel pressed his lips to the shorter's in a short kiss.
"Scandal!" Axel spun Roxas back toward Sora, the brunette bringing him to a stop.
"Let's not be too hasty," Sora said, Marluxia primping his hair before picking him up bridal-style.
"Still I think he's rather tasty," he sang, setting the brunette down again.
"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat," Sora continued. "Otherwise we'd get along."
"Wrong!" the Organization yelled, Sora and Roxas ducking at the right moment as everyone else bonked heads together. The two set the heart in Sora's hands down, Sora picking up the Kingdom Key as Roxas picked up Oblivion. The two turned around, blocking attack after attack from the thirteen nobodies surrounding them.
"One jump," Sora said, he and Roxas trying to escape to the left, "ahead of the hoofbeats.
"Vandal!" the Organization said as they stopped their attempts.
"One hop," Sora continued, the two trying the right, "ahead of the hump."
"Street rat!" the Organization yelled, blocking again.
"One trick," this time to the back, "ahead of disaster."
"Scoundrel!" Another block.
"They're quick," they finally made it to the front, "but I'm must faster."
"Take that!" Close to hitting.
"Here goes," Sora said, taking Roxas' hands, "better throw my hand in. Wish me happy landin'. All I gotta do is jump!" The two jumped off the edge of the stage, the whole Organization falling back in a giant line.
****(a/n: what we basically sing all the time)****
"Be a man!" the whole Organization sang along with the music.
"You must be swift as the coursing Demyx," Demyx sang, grinning.
"With all the force of a great Xaldin," Xaldin continued.
"With all the strength of a raging Axel," Axel sang, striking a pose.
"Mysterious as the dark side of Saix!" Saix finished with a flourish.
****(a/n: messing around in Alice in Wonderland KH cosplay and a small crowd gathered to watch our little improve skit)****
"Come on, Roxas, take it off."
"Yeah, Roxas. What's so bad?"
"Shut up, both of you!"
Axel, Demyx, and Roxas stepped around a tree, standing in the middle of a large patch of grass. Roxas kept his cloak wrapped tightly around him as Demyx fixed the lopsided hat on his head, Axel smoothing down the fur on his tail. "Come on, Roxy," Axel prompted, grinning as he leaned back against the tree. "No one cares."
"I sure as hell do," Roxas muttered, his grip on his cloak tightening slightly.
"Please, Roxas?" Demyx begged, pouting.
Roxas growled softly, dropping his cloak. "Damn you and your pouts," he growled at the taller blonde. Axel grinned, looking Roxas up and down.
"Nice legs, Roxas," he flirted, the blonde immediately turning bright red.
"Shut up!" he yelled, spinning around.
****(a/n: random little skit thing we did when we randomly opened up an Ouran High School Host Club manga to a random page. Pretty sure you can guess what the prompt word was. BTW: this is kinda long because they didn't want to stop)****
Axel grinned, wrapping his arms around Demyx and Roxas' shoulders, pulling them closer to him. "Beat that, Mansex," he dared, smirking at his superior.
Xemnas raised an eyebrow, removing his arm from around Saix's waist. "Sic 'em, babe," he ordered, an evil grin plastered on his face. Axel's eyes widened as the bluenette lunged for him, tackling him to the ground as both Demyx and Roxas watched from the side.
"Come 'ere, Dem."
Demyx gave out a surprised gasp as a hand took hold of his, spinning him into a taller and stronger body. He looked up, seeing Xigbar smirking down at him. "You're mine," he said softly, running a finger down the boy's face.
"I don't think so."
Something wrenched the older man away from the blonde, spinning the boy into the arms of a certain slate-haired nobody. "Demyx is mine," Zexion growled, holding onto the blonde's waist possessively. He looked over at his boyfriend only to see that he was holding onto Roxas as tight as he possibly could. "What the—?"
"Hey, Demyx," Marluxia purred, pulling the nocturne into his arms, grinning down at him. "Someone's look especially fine today."
Demyx's eyes widened at the close proximity of the pinknette and squirmed out of his grip, backing up until he hit a wall behind him. "Why does everyone want me?" he pouted, his bottom lip quivering slightly.
"Simple," Xemnas said, standing with Saix as they watched everyone else. "You're the Organization's bitch."
"What?" Demyx's pout got even bigger. "B-But that's not nice!"
"Exactly," Marluxia grinned, pulling the blonde into him, Vexen under his other arm.
"Mine," Zexion growled, pulling Demyx away until it turned into a game of 'Catch the Nocturne' with Demyx as the prize.
Demyx hid behind a wall, holding his breath as footsteps disappeared down the opposite hallway. He let out his breath, peeking around the corner only to come face-to-face with Xigbar. "X-Xigy!" he exclaimed in surprise, falling backwards to the floor.
"Hey, Demyx," the older man practically purred, moving down to straddle the blonde's hips on the ground. He held Demyx's wrists to the ground above his head, leaning down until his face was dangerously close to the blonde's own. "What's going on?"
"Xigy?" Demyx asked nervously, squirming slightly. "C-Can you get off me?"
Xigbar gave a sly grin. "And why would I want to do that, my little water baby?"
"Because you're my friend and would never want to hurt me?" Demyx suggested.
Xigbar's grin grew, making the blonde even more scared than he already was. "Wrong answer, babe," he replied, leaning down even closer. Xigbar fell to the ground, looking around to see Demyx's feet disappearing around a corner. "Marluxia," he growled, his eye narrowing.
Demyx struggled against the vines holding him against the wall, looking at the pinknette in front of him with a very scared expression. "M-Marl-luxia," Demyx stuttered, the older man moving closer until he hand his hands on either side of his head, leaning close enough to feel his breath.
"Marluxia."
The pink-haired man turned his head for 5 seconds and when he turned back, Demyx was gone, the vines that used to hold him to the wall burning as he watched. "Axel," he growled.
Said redhead grinned as he spun Demyx around in his arms, bringing him into a tight hug. "Hey there, water boy," he flirted, flashing the blonde a sly grin. "What do ya say to coming back to my room for a little round of the bouncy bed game?"
"S-Sounds nice, A-Axel," Demyx stuttered, wiggling in the stronger's grip. "B-But I need to f-find Z-Zexion."
"Forget about the emo," Axel growled, bringing the blonde closer.
"Forget about me, huh?"
Axel turned his head, still keeping a tight grip on the blonde in his arms, to see Zexion standing behind him with his arms crossed and a death glare aimed at the redhead in question. "Get the fuck away from my boyfriend or I'll tell Roxas," he threatened.
"You wouldn't," Axel said, starting to glare.
Zexion smirked. "Try me," he replied, pulling out his purple cell phone.
Axel growled, pushing Demyx toward the slatenette. "Fine," he muttered. "See ya later, Demyx."
"Thank you, Zexy," Demyx said, hugging his boyfriend tightly.
Zexion smirked, walking the blonde back to the bed, crawling over him on his hands and knees when he fell back. "Now, where's my reward?" he whispered, his sights set on Demyx's neck below him.
****(a/n: a new project for ya'll (my loyal readers))****
Demyx smiled at the camera. "Alright," he said, Zexion wrapping his arms around him from behind. "We want to ask you guys' opinions now."
"What we're gonna do is ask that for this, you're extremely encouraged to submit your answers in personal messages to my account rather than reviews so it's more of a surprise at the end," Zexion said.
"What we're doing is making a little contest to see the most popular Organization members are as well as anyone else," Axel added. "You know…Cloud, Leon, Reno, Rufus, Rude, Vincent, Tseng, Elena, Sephiroth, Yazoo, Loz, Kadaj, Yuffie, Tifa, Zack, Sora, and/or Riku."
"Just send in your number one choice for each category and we'll get the results out as soon as the contest is over," Roxas explained. "And the categories are…"
**Best Weapon**
**Best Hair**
**Best Weapon Summon**
**Sexiest Voice**
**Sexiest Hair**
**Craziest Person**
**Most Hyper**
**Best Elemental Powers**
**Best Yaoi Pairing**
**Cutest Person**
**Handsomest Person** (yes, there is a difference between cute and handsome)
**Lamest Death**
**Most Positive**
**Smartest Person**
**Dumbest Person**
"And I think that's it," Demyx said, looking over the categories in front of him.
"So, remember," Zexion said, linking his fingers with the blonde's, "send in your answers in personal messages, not reviews because otherwise we might get really pissed trying to sort them all out."
"And if you vote for one, you have to vote for them all," Axel said, grinning.
"Voting ends on June 30, 2010," Roxas clarified.
"Which is when I get back from glorious Europe!" Demyx exclaimed happily.
"You mean I have to stand 3 weeks alone without you?" Zexion asked. The blonde nodded. "We are so playing my version of the bouncy bed game when you get back."
"Sorry this is a day late and not really an episode, but it's the best we can do on the timetable we have going on," Roxas apologized, leaning into the redhead behind him.
Demyx gave the camera a peace sign. "Dem-Dem out!" he exclaimed happily, Zexion leaning down to kiss his cheek.
(Asterisks still won't work, so this is the end of the episode)
Hope ya'll enjoyed that. And don't forget to pay extra special attention to the last little part of this episode. And don't forget again.
YOU VOTE FOR ONE CATEGORY, YOU HAVE VOTE FOR ALL THE CATEGORIES!