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Warning: This chapter contains randomness, sitars, changing definitions in dictionaries, Marshmallow Fluff, making fun of Zexion, Axel's chocolate dipped bananas, a collar and leash found in Saix's room, treating Vexen like the Wicked Witch of the West, a singing Demyx, sex books, and much yaoi (almost considered making this chapter M for a few seconds before I decided it was probably fine).
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*****START*****
Demyx smiled at the camera directed toward him. "I'm back!" he exclaimed happily. "I got back from Europe last night!"
The door slammed open and a certain slate-haired blur came running through in the room, the door slamming shut again. Demyx gasped as he was practically tackled to the bed.
"Why the fuck didn't you tell me you were back?" Zexion hissed, pinning Demyx to the bed with his wrists above his head.
"Z-Zexy!" Demyx squeaked, squirming slightly. "That hurts!"
Zexion smirked, pressing even harder. "I know," he said with a slight glare. "Answer the question."
"W-Well…" The blonde gulped, trying to ignore the slight pain in his wrists. "I wanted to tell you, but I didn't have time and then Axel saw me and took me out with him and Xigy and Marly and Luxy and I tried to tell you that I was back, but we were having a lot of fun and they said you were busy and—"
"Stop," the slatenette ordered, pressing a hand over his mouth. "I've been deprived of my personal water boy for 2 fucking weeks. And you didn't even tell me you left! I had to hear it from Narix! (a/n: I'm bringing her back to life)"
"I'm sorry," Demyx apologized, pouting slightly. "Please forgive me, Zexy?"
Zexion sighed, leaning down even closer. "Only if I get something in return," he whispered before pressing his lips to the blonde's. Demyx closed his eyes, relaxing slightly under the older's grip, until the door slammed open again.
"Demykins!"
Demyx gasped under the weight, Zexion breaking the kiss quickly, as a tall teenager tackled both of them. "Demykins, you're back!" she exclaimed happily, a smile on her face.
"Axauks!" Demyx gasped, trying to wiggle his way out of the bottom. "Can't…breathe!"
"Sorry!" Axauks apologized quickly, moving with Zexion off of the crushed blonde. "I hope I didn't hurt you too bad, Demy."
Demyx chuckled, sitting up with his arm around his stomach. "Just a little winded, I guess," he assured her, the nobody smiling again.
The newest addition to Organization XIII, Axauks, was number XV. With her tall stature, blonde hair, and blue eyes, she didn't have any of the characteristics that made the Orgy different (i.e. hair color/style). She had the powers of both telekinesis and telepathy and loved to use them. Especially with Demyx against the superior and his loyal lapdog.
"How do you know XV?" Zexion asked, rubbing the blonde's back slightly to make sure he was alright from being practically crushed.
"She was out with me, Axel, Xigy, Luxy, and Marly," Demyx replied.
"And we had fun," Axauks added, the smile still on her face.
Demyx laughed. "Oh! I almost forgot!" He leaned over the edge of his bed, bringing up a good-sized jar, using a spoon to eat a bite of its white contents.
"What the fuck is that?" Zexion asked, raising an eyebrow, he and Axauks scooting away slightly.
"Marshmallow Fluff," Demyx replied, taking another spoonful.
"Marshmallow…Fluff?" the blonde repeated in confusion.
"Yeah, Mar-Mar gave it to me," the sitarist said, smiling. "Usually when I eat it, it gets all over my face and Axel helps me get it off."
"What?" Zexion asked, a slight glare growing.
"What?" Axauks asked, but you could tell she was trying not to laugh.
"He just gives me a napkin," Demyx said, licking the spoon clean. "Axel also gives me his chocolate dipped bananas. You ever have one of his chocolate dipped bananas, Axy?"
"Can't say I have," the blonde replied, a little jealous.
"They're really good," Demyx continued. "First, I lick all the chocolate off the tip of it and then I try and stick it in my mouth but usually it just slips out so I try to shove it back in really hard but it ends up slipping out." Zexion's eyes widened, pressing his hands down over his crotch. "So I do it again…"
That did it. Zexion raced out of the room. "Where are you going?" Demyx called after him.
"Bathroom!" the slatenette yelled, the bathroom door slamming shut a few seconds later.
Demyx shrugged, eating one last spoonful of Marshmallow Fluff before putting the jar away. "What's wrong with Zexy?" Axauks asked, leaning over on Demyx's shoulder.
The sitarist shrugged, looking over at the bathroom door from where he could see from the bed. "He does that sometimes when I start to talk like that," he said. "I don't really know why. When he comes back, he seems fine."
Axauks shrugged. "Get on to the sections?" she asked, Demyx nodding happily. "First, the ever popular What Demyx Found In The Other Guys Room."
"I went into Saix's room this week," Demyx said. "And what I found kinda disturbed me."
"What'd ya find?" the blonde asked, curious as Demyx pulled up a small bag.
"I found this." From the bag, Demyx pulled a light blue leather collar connected to a long leather collar of the same color as the collar. "And it's really worn."
"What's that dark stain on it?" Axauks asked, pointing at a spot near the end of the leash.
"Eeeww!" the two blondes yelled, Demyx chucking the collar and leash away before cleaning his hands off on the quilt covering his bed.
"I'll have Xaldin clean that later," the blonde said, pulling his quilt out from under them and tossing it to a corner.
"You're out of toilet paper," Zexion muttered, walking back into the room. He climbed back on the bed, sitting behind Demyx, resting his chin on the blonde's shoulder from behind.
"Why do you keep going in there whenever I talk about stuff like Axel's chocolate dipped bananas?" he asked, shivering slightly at the breath on his neck.
Zexion froze. "Ask that question ever again, and we're never playing the bouncy bed game again," he threatened softly.
"No! Not the bouncy bed game!" Axauks joked, Demyx laughing at her. "Take my sitar but don't deny me the bouncy bed game!"
"Shut up," the slatenette muttered, blowing a stray strand of hair out of his eyes. "The Demy Dictionary."
"I didn't look up a word this week, so I'm gonna have my sexy Zexy look up the word 'awesome' in the dictionary for me," Demyx said, leaning forward to grab the heavy dictionary before passing it behind him.
"And why am I doing this?" Zexion muttered, flipping through the 'A' section of the heavy book.
"Because I want you to," the blonde said, giving his boyfriend his puppy-dog eyes on extreme power.
Zexion sighed, finally flipping to the right page. His eyes scrolled down the page, widening when he read the definition. "So, what's it say?" Demyx asked with a smile.
"I don't wanna say," the slatenette muttered, covering the word with his hand.
"Aww, come on, Zexy baby," Axauks teased, smiling.
"Shut up!" Zexion muttered, blushing slightly. "Only Demyx can call me that."
"I'm so telling Axel," Axauks smirked. She gasped as the slatenette grabbed the collar of her cloak, pulling her closer until she could feel his breath on her face.
"Tell anyone and I'll make you a Dusk myself," he threatened.
The blonde smirked, not fazed at all by the threat. "Read the definition and I won't tell Axel," she promised. But I didn't say I won't tell Marluxia.
Zexion growled softly, letting the blonde go. "Fine," he muttered, looking back at the definition. "Awesome," he read. "Adjective."
"And the definition?" Axauks prompted.
Zexion took a deep breath. "Demyx," he said.
"Yeah?" The sitarist looked over at his boyfriend. "What?"
"That's the definition," Zexion explained. "Demyx is the definition of awesome."
"What?" Demyx asked, but a smile was on his face.
Axauks pulled the blonde over. "I switched the definition," she whispered.
"Nice."
Zexion shook his head with a groan, setting the dictionary down on the floor again. "Just get to Demyx's Revenge," he muttered. "I'm so fucking sick of this episode. I'm getting out of here."
"Zexion!" Demyx called after him, the slatenette walking out of the room and slamming the door shut behind him. "Axauks, watch the camera for me? I need to get him back."
Axauks grinned as the blonde ran out of the room. "This'll be good," she said, picking up the camera and following. "Axel will want to see this."
"Zexion!"
The slatenette turned around in the hallway, starting to walk again when he saw Demyx running toward him. "Go away, Demyx," he muttered. "Go back and do your stupid show."
Demyx frowned, his eyes tearing slightly at what the slatenette said. He turned into the library, the door closing behind him. The blonde grinned, wiping his eyes slightly before heading into the library, Axauks behind with a camera (she kinda is their stalker at the moment).
"Zexy?" Demyx asked softly, his voice feigning innocence in the best way possible.
"What do you want, IX?" Zexion asked, already sitting down in his favorite chair with a book.
Demyx frowned again. Zexion hadn't called him by his number since they got together. He must be really mad.
Axauks, in her place filming from behind a bookshelf, took a moment to look at the books in front of her. "Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr," she read to herself, tracing over the spines. "Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath…Kama Sutra." Her eyes widened and she did a double take. "Kama Sutra, The Uke's Guide: Advanced Seduction, The Seme's Guide: Advanced Seduction, How to Get the Most Out of Your Uke, The Big Book of…Sex Toys!" (a/n: we actually found that in our Borders here in Yakima. One of my friends (Joe) brought the book over as a joke). Never gonna get that out of my head. She turned to the next shelf of books and her eyes widened even more. Oral Sex He'll Never Forget: 52 Positions and Techniques Guaranteed to Blow Your Man Away, The Art of Seduction, 365 Sex Positions: A New Way Every Day for a Steamy, Erotic Year, Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing! She turned away, shivering slightly. "I need some Zemyx to get that out of my head," she muttered, looking at the camera again.
"Zexion."
The slatenette looked up from his book to see Demyx kneeling in front of him with his head bowed, his hands playing nervously in his lap. "I-I'm sorry," the blonde said softly, keeping his head bowed with his eyes to the ground. "Whatever I did, I'm sorry."
Zexion gave a silent smirk. It wasn't often he saw Demyx like this and he was starting to think he liked it. "What did you do, Demyx?" he prompted softly, crossing his legs and setting his book on the table next to him.
"I-I…" Demyx paused for a second, thinking. "I didn't tell you I was leaving and I didn't tell you when I came back."
"And…"
Demyx bit his lip, not knowing anything else. "But I…" He lifted his head, almost jumping back when he saw Zexion about an inch from his face.
The slatenette grinned, pressing 2 fingers to the blonde's mouth. "You didn't give me a good morning kiss," he whispered, taking the fingers away only to replace them with his mouth.
"Aw, looks like Zexy and Demy made up," Axauks said with a smile. "Uh-oh. Better get out of here. This doesn't look like it's gonna stay PG-13 for much longer." She ran out of the library and back to Demyx's room just as Zexion started unzipping Demyx's cloak, their lips still locked together.
"Well," the blonde said, setting the camera back on its tripod, "since both hosts aren't here, I guess that means I'm technically considered the temporary host, so let's get on to the next section! Demyx's Revenge!"
"Well, under influence from me, we put the camera in Vexen's lab and watched from outside. Let's see it!"
*Demyx's Revenge Cam*
Demyx grinned as he and Axauks stood outside Vexen's lab, looking through the small window in the door. "You ready?" he asked, the other blonde nodding. "Do it."
Axauks grinned as she reached out with her powers, turning the thermostat from Vexen—freezing to Axel—burning. Vexen looked around slightly as the temperature changed, pulling on his cloak collar, small beads of sweat appearing on his face.
"Here it goes," Demyx said, still grinning.
"Are you sure he won't get hurt, or, like, die?" Axauks asked, a little concerned.
"Nah," the blonde assured her. "All we have to do is make it cold again and he'll go right back to normal. Plus a little scarring, but we can't really help that."
Back in the lab…
Vexen started to breathe harder as the air around him got hotter and hotter. "God, not again," he muttered, his body starting to react to the hot air and the sweat he was producing. In front of Demyx and Axauks' eyes, the overheated scientist melted, creating a large puddle on the floor of the lab.
"That was awesome!" Axauks exclaimed, grinning.
"Totally!" Demyx agreed, still smiling. "Might wanna turn the cold back on, though. Mar-Mar won't like we turned him into a puddle."
"On it."
*Back To Normal*
"That was the best prank ever," Axauks laughed, leaning back on the bed. She looked around, a slight frown on her face. "Huh. Demy and Zexy aren't back yet. Maybe after the Dem-Dem Cam!"
*Dem-Dem Cam*
Axauks giggled softly, bouncing in the middle of her bed as she looked at the small T.V. screen in front of her. She, with the help of Axel, had snuck into Demyx's room, mainly his bathroom, and planted a camera.
Demyx opened the door about an hour later, stripping out of his cloak and the clothes he wore under it before stepping under the steaming hot water he'd turned on.
After a few minutes, he started humming and moving his hips from side to side. After a few more minutes, however…
"I love my sitar, I love my sitar, I play the sitar, sitar, wherever I go, oh oh oh."
*Back To Normal*
Axauks grinned, giggling slightly. "Demyx sings in the shower," she giggled as the bedroom door opened again.
Demyx and Zexion walked in the room, the door closing behind them, and sat on the bed again, looking over at the camera. Both their cloaks were wrinkled and messy, their hair looked messier than normal, and there was a prominent purple mark on the side of Demyx's neck that couldn't be hidden by the collar of his cloak.
"So, what were you two doing?" Axauks asked with a grin.
"I was…forgiving…Demyx," Zexion replied calmly, the blonde in question blushing.
"Forgiving, sure," the other blonde said, still grinning. "I'll believe that."
"Did you go through any more sections?" the slatenette asked, the sitarist still not saying much.
"All that's left is questions and announcements," Axauks said.
"Demyx?" Zexion asked. "Are you okay?"
The sitarist nodded, a small smile starting to grow. "I have the questions," he said, pulling out a piece of paper. "From –JansenFriedh827-, 'Zexion, what would you do if the Superior ended up calling a meeting just about your 'emo-ness' and proceeded to setting you up with a therapist?' Well, Mansex actually did that."
"I know see Amber every Tuesday for 2 hours," Zexion muttered, glaring at the giggling Axauks.
"The next questions are all for Zexy," Demyx said, scanning the paper in his hands. "From Angel., 'How many languages do you know?'"
"English, German, Italian, French, Dutch, Romanian, Latin, Greek, Spanish, Portuguese, Egyptian, Arabic, Brail, and a few others," the slatenette replied.
"And he taught me how to swear in all those languages!" Demyx exclaimed happily.
"You are so teaching me later," Axauks said.
"Next, 'Do you like ice cream?'"
"Only when I get it from Demyx. And it usually has to be vanilla."
"'Which flavor is your favorite?'"
"I think I just answered that."
"'Do you like dogs? Or cats?'"
"I like neither. If I had to have a pet…well, I wouldn't. It was hard enough house-breaking Demyx. What makes you think I'd want to go through it with an animal?"
"'IF Demyx and Roxas are in a date, what do you do?'"
"Well, first of all, Axel would kill me. Then, I'd probably kill myself or go find Sora and have him do it. Pretty simple, really."
"Wow, Demyx is pretty much your reason for living, isn't he?" Axauks asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Sometimes," Zexion replied. "Next question?"
"'And after you discover it was a lie and went to buy a gift that's for you, what is your reaction?'" Demyx asked, tossing the paper to the floor.
Zexion grinned. "I cannot say because it would mean this show would be canceled and made for 18 years or older," he smirked.
"And we have some announcements!" Demyx exclaimed with a smile. "I should have up in the next week, my summer vacation video! (a/n: youtube username: jadensgirl16) And, in other news, we will be having some new sections in the show as of a few weeks from now! And they will be: The Orgy Meeting, Zexy Says, Orgy Poll, and Reader's Choice."
"Don't ask us to explain because we probably won't," Zexion said.
"Well, I think that's it for this episode," Demyx said. "'Till next time! I'm Demyx!"
"I'm Axauks!"
"And I'm Zexion."
"Dem-Dem out!" Peace sign.
*****END*****
Stayed up all night writing this, but since I still have a small case of jet lag, it didn't really affect me that much.
All the books aforementioned, are real books (with the exception of The Uke's Guide: Advanced Seduction and The Seme's Guide: Advanced Seduction. Those belong to Scoobs Productions as does the information in them). And like I said before, we did find The Big Book of Sex Toys in our Borders here in Yakima. Me and a few friends were hanging out before heading to the mall and we while we were sitting, Joe went to go find us a book to read and brought us back that. We all hit him.
A little tired. Going to bed. See ya! *peace sign* Dem-Dem out!
P.S. You just lost the game.
P.P.S. Thanks to Asuka Neko who basically managed this episode for us!