Light: "Welcome Death Note fans! To the show that so far is still absolutely completely nameless!!"
L: "phht...jeez it's been a month...possibly more now...Haven't you got the brains- OH! I'm sorry..."
Light: "..." Glare "Well anyway, Here we have Myself, L of course and Matsuda-"
Matsuda: "Hi Everyone!!"
L: Munches on lolly pop.
Light: "...uh...Whom is still friggin immuned to my death note..." Tries and writes Matsuda's name but an unspeakable force prevents him, "Dammit!!"
L:"...Well anyway, we all apologize for making you all wait so long for this episode." Gets on the floor and bows in forgiveness,"We got lazy!PLEASE! Restrain your boundless wrath!!"
Matsuda:"YES!" joins L,"PLEASE!"
Light:"..." sighs,"You...BOTH LOOK LIKE IDIOTS! Jeez...anyway, here we Answer all your fan mail and have guest stars! It was pretty neat a few days ago!"
L: sits back down in chair,"Yeah we almost got Cloud to come on here with his huge ass sword!"
Matsuda: Gets back into his chair,"YEAH!...but didn't he say he had to go fight someone and save the world? Some guy named...Sephiroth or Semi-Broth or something?"
Light: "I think his name was Semi-Broth...guy sounds totally badass." rolls eyes.
L: "So instead we have someone else today. The guy's not that bad actually."
Matsuda: "Yeah! He's Pretty famous!! POSSIBLY MORE FAMOUS THAN MISA MISA!"
L: "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING HER THAT!"
Light: "Yeah your making yourself look like a friggin child Matsuda...as always."
Matsuda: "HEY! I like calling her that! And anyway Light your going out with her so your worse than me!"
L: "..." drops gummi bear, "Oh My God...he IS!!"
Light: "OH MY INSANITY!!"
Matsuda: "WHAT!?" Am I really that pathetic!?"
L and Light: Looks at each other then bursts out laughing.
L: Wipes tears out of eyes, "Matsuda...your so pathetic you make all the badly dubbed anime's seem like masterpieces!"
Light: ROFL's
Matsuda: "You guys are mean!" Slouches down in chair, crossing arms with a pouty face.
Light: "All in good fun Matsuda...all in good fun...Well before we get completely side tracked-"
L: rolls eyes "Too late for that..."
Light: Coughs "ANYWAY! Before we get completely side tracked, lets answer some fan mail!" shuffles through pile and pulls out one,"It's..." squints eyes,"for...MATSUDA!?"
Matsuda: "YES!! FINALLY!!"
L: "..." shakes head, "I've seen it all."
Matsuda: "Dear Matsuda, It's the...executive producer...could...you be a man...and go get me a cold one..."
L and Light: Bursts out laughing!
Matsuda: "WHAT THE HELL!!...Aw man..." Walks out of the studio in a slump, on his way to the refrigerator.
Light: Looks into Camera "NICE ONE ROB!"
L: Laughs, "And he actaully thought he was going to get Fan mail...priceless."
Light: "Okay now that, that part of our show is finished, lets move on to our Guest! Come on out!"
L: "...You sound like a gameshow host Light."
Lelouch: "Hello everyone." Smiles.
Matsuda: Comes running in "OMFG! Lelouch!!" is all fan boy-ish.
Lelouch: Is shaking Matsuda off his leg "Get this guy off of me!!"
L: "Matsuda! Down boy!!" Throws him a dog treat.
Matsuda: MONCH! (yes...monch)
Light: "Uh...your gonna have to excuse my retarded friends." Sweatdrop.
Lelouch: "It's quite alright, I deal with those guys AAAALL the time."
Light: "Yeah me too...Some people just don't understand us geniuses!!"
Lelouch: "I Know right!?"
L and Matsuda: "HEY!"
Light: "Soo...your Geass, you can control people with it..." gets all mad scientist like,"So...tell us...is it awsome?"
Lelouch: "Oh most definately!"
Matsuda: "OMG..."
L: "What?"
Matsuda: "Two over powering guys put together in the same room equals WORLD DOMINATION!!" Freaks out MAJORLY
L: "...OMG...HE'S RIGHT!" Join's Matsuda with his arm flailing.
Lelouch and Light: o.o
Light: "Well anyway," ninja eyes," so Lelouch...can you give us a demonstration of your awsome power?"
Lelouch: "Sure!" Looks over to L with his Geass.
L: "...What?"
Lelouch: Shoots Geass at L, "Now...go and take your friend and beep him in the beep or I'll shove yourbeep up your beep .
Light: o.o
L: Takes Matsuda into the back room...
Light: "..."
Matsuda: "NO WAIT!!Light!! DO SOMETHING!!"
Light: Nonchalantly bites his finger nails, ignoring Matsuda.
Matsuda: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!
Lelouch: "There...that outta get rid of the two of them for awhile." Looks down at watch, "OH! I have to go! I got a nation to take over! See ya!"
Light: "See ya!! Call me! We can talk about world domination!!
Lelouch: "Fer sure!"
Light: "Well I hope you enjoyed this episode of List Name Here And please...always be nice to evil geniuses and make sure to get your pets spade and nudered." smiles pleasantly.
End
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Possibly?