Light: "Hello to all of you! Welcome to our show! The...um...uh...Dear Death God this thing is STILL not named!! C'mon Ryuzaki! You guys gotta at least give me some ideas!"
L: Licks lollipop, "Well both me and Matsuda thought that you, Light, would easily be able to come up with SOMETHING seeing how you APPEAR to be quite the genius. Apparently we thought wrong." Has a blank face.
Matsuda: "Hmmm...HOW ABOUT THE SAKURA SHOW!!"
Light and L: "NO!"
Matsuda: Shrugs, "Well why not?"
Light: "Because the WORD Sakura reminds me of that stupid news show!"
L: "Yeah...they might've been helpful but they sure were a pain in the-"
Light: "WELL ANYWAY-"
L: Sighs, "Must you ALWAYS interrupt m-"
Light: "Here is where we answer Fan mail, Have Guest stars AND NOW we may even prank call unexpecting victims!"
Matsuda: "I thought we agreed not to do that Light?"
L: "Yeah...on account that the producer thought it was stupid...hey Light-kun...weren't YOU the one that came up with that??" Puts thumb up to lip.
Light: "Would you guys just lay off a bit! Jeez...it's not my fault that Rob has suddenly decided to hate me..."
L: "Awww...does Light-kun need his blanky and his bottle?"
Matsuda and L: Burst out laughing!!
Light: "Yeees!" sad face.
Matsuda: ...
L: ...
Light: "Yeah...um...well uh...lets just open our first fan letter for today." Ninja shifty eyes. Goes through a mountain of letters and pulls one out, "Ah! This one's for me!" Clears Throat, "Dear Light, Now that we all know that you have the hots for L..."
L: Is still disturbed e.o
Light: "Will you do some...fan...service!?"...Blushes
Matsuda: "NO LIGHT! YOU MUSTN'T!!"
L: Falls off the couch, "Am I really suppose to do this!? Do they really expect me to actually allow him to kiss me!!" Has 'OMG Shinigami' Look on his face.
Light: "Well..." gets evil intimidating look on his face, "We can't upset our viewers now can we?"
Matsuda: "We'll disturb them if we do!!"
Light: "No Matsuda...YOUR thet only one who's gonna get disturbed here."
L: Is still on ground, "What about me!?"
Light: Looks to L "Oh just sit there and be quiet!" Lunges for L.
Rob: "NO Mr. YAGAMI WE HAVE CHILD VIEWERS! TED GRAB LIGHT'S LEGS! JOLE! YOU TRY AND PRY RYUZAKI AWAY FROM HIM!!"
Light: "NO! NO! NO! GIVE ME MY RYUZAKI!!" his clawing away at L's shirt
Matusda: Grabs Light " DEAR GOD LIGHT!! STOP TRYING TO RIP OFF RYUZAKI'S SHIRT!"
L: "AAAaaaAAA-"
BEEEEEEEP
...
WE'RE SORRY THE, PUT NAME HERE, SHOW IS HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! D
((do do do, elevator music, elevator music))
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AND NOW WE'RE BACK!
Light: Is chained to the chair
L: Is scared as hell
Matsuda: "Well um...with that little incident set aside, Let's make our first prank call!! Our victim shall be Itachi Uchiha from the Uchiha Clan!!"
L: "Oh god..." eats hershey's
Matsuda: Grabs the random phone and dials up a number. Riiiing...Riiiiing...Riiiing
Itachi: Picks up, "Hello?"
Matsuda: "Hey Itachi...this is your father speaking!"
Itachi: "My...father?" Is suspicious.
Matsuda: Uses a cheap low toned voice "Uh yes!...I hear you were out partying last night with your fish friend, Kisuke! You guys didn't smoke anything or...y'know...get drunk or somethin did ya?"
Itachi: "...My father's dead..."
Matsuda: "Oh...u-uh-"
Itachi: "Sasuke is this you?" is pissed.
Matsuda: "Un no no...this is your father! I uh...rose back...from the...dead." Shifty eyes.
L: "Oh my god Matsuda... your pathetic." Shakes head.
Itachi: "Well if this is...I just want you to know that the next time you call me on my cell and waste MY minutes prank calling me then be prepared to have your eyes plucked out from that empty skull of yours and shoved down your throat and as you choke I will rip out your innards and wrap them around your legs and cut off your arms and feet, stuffing them inside the hole I will make in your stomach then once your dead, I'll tear off your head and put it in my trophy room...I'm warning you little brother...because the next time...I won't be mister nice guy..." Hangs up.
Matsuda and L: o.o
Light: "Wow...sounds like my kind of guy!!"
L: "Can it crazy." Stuffs sock in Light's mouth.
Matsuda: "THAT WAS BEING MISTER NICE GUY!? OH MY GOD!! POOR SASUKE!! HAVING TO DEAL WITH SUCH A DISTURBING GUY!!"
L: "yeah...Well seeing how that was an epic fail, Let's just bring out our celebrity guest!"
Matsuda: "Alright!! Introducing! Edward Elric and his brother Al!! Wooo!!" starts clapping
L: Just sits there with a plate of cookies.
Ed: "Hey guys!" Comes running in.
Al: Walks in "Hello everyone!"
Matsuda: "You guys are totally awsome! Being alchemists and all!"
L: "Yes...being able to defy physics and all..."
Ed: "Aw, It's nothin really! Just your simply equations and ingrediants thats all!"
Al: "You make it sound so easy brother, y'know we're still looking for the Philosopher's Stone."
Ed: "Eh heh," scratches head, "Not now Al we're on a TV show!"
L: "So Ed...your brother here, the Full Metal Alchemist, How exactly can he stay alive in just a plain suit of armour?"
Ed: "Wh-what? But I-I'm the Full Metal Alchemist..." is a bit confused.
L: Blinks "Really?...Hmmm...I thought you weren't seeing how your not in full metal...and your kind of short."
Al: "Uh oh..."
Ed: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT, JERK!? I'M NOT SHORT!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!? YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TOUGH SHORT IS!!" Is about to go after L.
Al: Stops Ed, "Brother don't! He didn't mean it, he didn't know!"
Matsuda: "Wait...so Al isn't the Full Metal Alchemist?"
L, Ed and Al: Falls over.
Ed: "YEAH! I'm the Full Metal Alchemist! You gotta problem with that?"
Matsuda: Puts hands up, "N-No no, it's just that...oh nevermind."
Light: Spits out sock, "Oh my death god!! That was disgusting!! You guys I wanna say something to them!!"
L: Sighs, "Fine...make it quick."
Light: "...Damn I forgot..."
Matsuda: "And you were kira?? Wow...I'm really beginning to think that is too hard to believe..."
L: "Jeez Matsuda your beginning to sound like me...well anyway, It was nice meeting you Ed and Al, The Metal Alchemists."
Ed: "Yeah it was cool! Maybe we should hang out some time! Maybe after we find the Philosophers Stone!!"
L: "Sounds like a plan!"
Ed and Al: "See ya!" Runs off.
Matsuda: "Well...that concludes yet another...looong...episode of...um...well..."
L: "The Show that Has No name!" Twilight music.
Light: Spits out sock, "Is that what we're calling it!?"
L: "Yeah...seeing how you NEVER CAME UP WITH A NAME!!"
Light: "Listen here Freak boy I-"
Matsuda: "OH LET'S JUST END THIS ALREADY!!"
Fin
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Maybe?