We're back with annoying infrequency! ^_^ Sections are out of order, sorry.
Warning: This chapter includes Vexen's degrees, a love potion, Zexion being a meanie head, the Organization Christmas party, a lot of yaoi (sorta tame, though), and jello.
This episode of Zemyx Time is sponsored by Mountain Dew Code Red. Mountain Dew with a rush of cherry flavor.
***START***
"Hello and welcome to another episode of Zemyx Time," Demyx said, a smile on his face. He was sitting in the middle of his bed, Zexion sitting next to him with a book in his hands. "Episode 16."
"I almost got out of doing this," Zexion said, blowing a stray strand of hair out of his face. "I was so close."
"You mean you don't want to do this with me anymore?" Demyx pouted, moving to sit on his knees as he pouted at the older man.
"I'm so sick and tired of you denying me what I want," Zexion growled, slamming his book shut. He pushed Demyx back on the bed, crawling over him. "Every time I want to do something, you, being the annoying nuisance that you are, ignore me and continue to play that damn sitar!"
"But, Zexy—!" Demyx was cut off as the slatenette moved a hand over his mouth, his arms pinned to his sides by the older's legs.
"And enough with that fucking nickname!" Zexion hissed, his gaze hardening. "I'm so sick of it!"
"Mmph!" Demyx tried to talk, but Zexion's hand prevented him from speaking clearly.
"I've put up with you since you came to the Organization, but right about now, I'm considering tying you up and leaving you as a present in Xigbar's room!" Zexion yelled at him. "Now for once in your life, shut up for 5 minutes." He removed his hand from the blonde's mouth, running a hand through his hair. "It's a wonder I've put up with you for so long."
Demyx didn't say anything, noticing the camera was still on, but he didn't bother to move to turn it off. Not that he could, anyway. Zexion was still sitting on top of him. He took a deep breath, leaned up as far as he could, and kissed his boyfriend, staying there for as long as he could without passing out from lack of air or without his muscles giving out.
"Zexion," he said softly, leaning back again, "I love you. I love you so much. I love how you act quiet around everyone. I love how you put up with me all the time even when I know I annoy you. I love the way you kiss me. I love everything about you. And if you don't wanna do the show with me anymore, I'll tell Xemnas that I don't wanna do it anymore and he'll get it cancelled. And if you don't wanna be my boyfriend, then—"
"Demyx." Zexion pressed his hand over the blonde's mouth again, a small smile on his face. "Even though you can be an annoying nuisance a lot, you're still the same water-loving mullet-headed idiot musician I fell in love with. And I will always love you. And you wanna know a secret?" He grabbed the collar of Demyx's cloak and pulled him up off the bed, keeping him there as he moved to whisper in his ear. "I love it when you call me by that nickname." He smirked, feeling Demyx shiver slightly. "Especially in bed."
"Z-Zexy," the blonde stuttered softly.
Zexion smirked again, moving to kiss him. "And that's why I love you," he whispered with a smile.
"The camera," Demyx said, looking nervously over at the camera still pointed at them, its red light looking very menacing at the moment. "I-It's still on."
Zexion looked over at the camera, scowling slightly. "You owe me, my little water baby," he whispered, moving off of the blonde to sit on the bed again. Demyx pushed himself up into a sitting position, swallowing. "Let's just get on to the first section."
"Dem-Dem Cam," Zexion introduced, linking his fingers with one of Demyx's hands.
"This week—I—Xaldin—" The camera faded away, coming back in focus to show Xemnas sitting at the desk that never was.
"Good afternoon," he said, folding his hands on the desk. "Now, IX still has this idiotic show only because it has received more watchers than anything else we have ever tried to start. But because he seems just to make fun of the other members, including me, I have decided to take over one of the sections in his show. What is called? VII?"
"Dem-Dem Cam, Superior," Saix said, his voice coming from off the camera.
"Yes, that." Xemnas had an evil grin on his face as he brought a remote out of a drawer in his desk. He pressed a button, the grin still on his face.
**Dem-Dem Cam**
Xemnas held the camera in his hands as he looked around the room. It was the Organization Christmas party and all the nobodies were accounted for. Well, almost all of them.
Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxord were engaged in a game of Christmas poker (a/n: a game we made up); Vexen was currently trying to figure out the chemical ingredients of the eggnog he was drinking; Lexaeus and Xion were talking over by the lit fireplace; Saix was sitting by the refreshments, a candy cane sticking out of his mouth; Axel and Roxas were making out on one of the couches, a Santa hat about to fall off the redhead's spikes; Marluxia and Larxene were doing each others nails in shades of red and green.
Where are VI and IX? he thought, heading out of the room and toward the shorter member's bedroom. He opened the door quietly, stopping short with the camera in his hands as he watched silently.
Demyx was lying on his back on Zexion's bed, his wrists tied to the bed frame with multicolored ribbons. Zexion was sitting on top of him, a pair of reindeer ears buried in his hair. They both looked over at the door when they heard it open, their eyes widened.
"Oh, hey, Superior," Zexion said nervously, moving his hands to try and block Demyx as much as he could. "What's up?"
**Back to normal**
"That was amusing, to say the least," Xemnas said, a small grin on his face.
"Shall I turn it back to IX?" Saix asked, coming over to take the remote from the desk.
"If you please," Xemnas agreed, leaning back in his chair as Saix pressed another button.
The camera went out of focus for a few seconds, coming back into focus on Demyx and Zexion again.
"And that is my Dem-Dem Cam of the week," Demyx said with a smile. "I hope you liked it."
"What Demyx Found In The Other Guy's Room," Zexion introduced. "We didn't go into anyone's room this week, so…yeah. Sorry."
"The Demy Dictionary," Demyx said, picking up his little black book of words. "This week, someone wanted me to look up the word yaoi. They said it stood for 'Young Academics On Ice', but Zexion said it didn't." He flipped to the page, running his finger down the page before stopping at a single word. He cleared his throat.
"Originally used to refer to fan manga that focused on homosexual relationships between male characters, especially two bishonen – the manga equivalent of slash. Nowadays, the term is often used in a general way to refer to male-male sexual or romantic content anywhere in the galaxy of anime, manga and fan fiction based on these; usually of a more hard-core nature than shonen-ai."
"Zexion, what do all those words mean?" Demyx asked, tossing the book to the floor again.
"Nothing," the slatenette replied with a grin. "They mean nothing, Dem. Don't worry about it."
"And now for a new section!" the blonde announced, grinning. "Zexy Says! In this section, Zexion will give out his advice!"
"Advice number one," Zexion said, holding up a single finger. "If at first you don't succeed…" He leaned forward slightly. "Destroy all evidence you ever tried." He leaned back again. "Advice number two." He held up another finger. "Don't believe Axel if he says he'll give you cookies if you go into his room. That piece of advice is very important."
"And now, another new section!" Demyx announced again. "The Orgy Meetings! In this section, we will tell all you wonderful people what happens in our meetings!"
"This week, we had a meeting about our budget cuts," Zexion said. "And because of the magic of cameras, we got it on film."
**Orgy Meetings Cam**
"Quiet, quiet," Xemnas said, looking around at the nobodies around him. "Now, this week, it has come to my attention that our budget has been cut quite a bit. This means that we will have a lot of changes lately."
"Superior," Saix said, handing the silver-haired man a piece of paper.
"Yes, thank you, VII." Xemnas looked at the paper in his hands. "II, we can't afford for more targets to practice on, so please, refrain from destroying any more. III, see what you can do about using what food we have left for a long period of time."
"We're all gonna starve," Axel mumbled, making sure Xemnas couldn't hear him.
"IV, no more experiments that are prone to explode," Xemnas continued. "We don't have enough money to keep rebuilding half the castle. V, no more destroying the practice dummies. VI, stop leaving your books all over the library. If someone trips over them one more time, you're paying for their hospital bill. VII, please try to stay outside during a full moon. The wallpaper can't take more abuse that it's already had. VIII, I know this is hard for you to believe, but if you destroy your room with fire one more time, I will not pay for it to be remodeled and I will forbid contact with XIII."
"Damn you, Mansex," Axel mumbled.
"IX, please keep your powers under your control," the silverette continued. "There will be no more swimming pool incidents."
"I apologized for that," Demyx mumbled.
"X, after your poker games, clean up. I will not be responsible for the mess in the morning. XI, please clean up after your plants. That means the dirt in the hallway as well. XII, please change all the lightbulbs in the castle as soon as possible and stop shorting them out. XIII and XIV, the next time you leave your Keyblades stuck in the wall, I will personally turn you into dusks myself. Does everyone understand?"
"Yes, Superior," all the other members said unanimously.
**Back to normal**
"And now, for Demyx's Revenge," Zexion said.
"This week, I got revenge on Xaldin," Demyx said. "Because he yelled at me for being in the kitchen when I wasn't supposed to."
"And you…" Zexion prompted.
"I filled the kitchen with jello!" the blonde yelled happily.
"DEMYX!"
"He's gonna kill you," the slatenette muttered.
"But if he does, you'll kill him, won't you?" the younger asked with a smile.
Zexion grinned. "Of course," he said, sealing it with a kiss.
"And one final new section, the Orgy Poll!" Demyx exclaimed again, still smiling. "We'll have a new poll every episode and each new episode, we'll announce the answer to the last one."
"This week's poll," Zexion said. "Does the Chilly Academic like Ben & Jerry's?"
"Review with your answer today," Demyx said with a grin.
"And we also have yet another new section called 'Orgy Look-A-Likes'," Zexion said.
"Go to this website and delete the spaces to see the picture," Demyx said.
http:/inufreak3000. deviantart. com/art/Billy-Motivational-167138585
"Literally, this is Demyx's somebody," Zexion said.
"Billy the Exterminator is my somebody!" Demyx exclaimed happily.
.*****.
Demyx skipped down the hallway, turning into Vexen's lab. "Vexy!" he called when he didn't see the older blonde. "Vexy!"
"He's not here."
Demyx turned to see Xaldin sitting at one of the lab tables flipping through a stack of papers. "Hey, Xaldy," the blonde said, moving to sit across from the older man. "Have you seen Vexen? I need his help."
"What are you doing?" Xaldin asked, looking up from the papers.
"Well, I wanna try to make something, but I need his help," the blonde replied. "What are you looking at?"
"Vexen's degrees," Xaldin muttered, flipping to the top again. "Aquaculture degree, Cereal Chemistry degree, Toy Design degree, Railroad Operations degree, Science Degree, Adult Pornography degree, and Chemistry degree."
"Chemistry degree, that's perfect!" Demyx exclaimed, grabbing it out of Xaldin's hands.
"Just because you have the degree doesn't mean you automatically…" Xaldin stopped, thinking for a second. "You know what, never mind. Go have fun."
"Thanks, Xaldy!" Demyx called over his shoulder as he ran out of the lab, heading for Vexen's secondary lab.
**30 minutes later**
"Demyx!"
Demyx looked over at the door when he heard Zexion calling for him. "Come here! Dinner's almost ready!" He smiled, racing out of the lab and leaving a beaker of yellowish liquid behind.
Vexen walked into the room a few minutes later, noticing the beaker. He gave it a small sniff, wrinkling his nose before relaxing as he added a pinch of a white powder. He smiled, heading toward the kitchen. Vexen placed the liquid, now in a vial, on the top shelf of the fridge before walking back into the dining room.
Xaldin moved over to the fridge to find something to add to their dinner that night when his gaze stopped on Vexen's vial. He shrugged, uncorking it and pouring it into the soup he was making.
"Are we all here?" Xemnas asked as everyone sat down for dinner, bowls of soup in front of them.
"Soup?" Axel asked, raising an eyebrow. "Really?"
"You want to keep living?" Xaldin threatened, glaring at the redhead. "Stop talking. Now."
"Let's eat!" Demyx exclaimed happily, everyone starting to eat.
"This soup tastes kind of funny," Roxas noticed, looking at his spoon. "What did you put in it?"
"Carrots, broth, peas, that vial on the top shelf of the fridge," Xaldin listed off.
"What?" Vexen jumped up, his hand over his mouth. "You idiot! That was an experiment!"
At the word 'experiment', everyone fled the dining room.
**10 minutes later**
Zexion walked into Axel's room, looking for his Lexicon, when he saw said redhead looking through his closet. Something in him snapped and he raced out, his 'heart' pounding.
"Zexion!"
The slatenette turned to see Demyx. The blonde stopped short for a second, something snapping. "Zexy," he whispered sexily, walking closer. "Wanna go do something in my room?"
"Only if you're the sexy flame-head I love," Zexion said, pushing the blonde away.
Demyx frowned. He started thinking of a plan to get the slatenette to do what he wanted when he walked into the Game Room That Never Was, Xigbar, Axel, and Marluxia all in separate corners facing the wall. "What are you guys doing?" the blonde asked.
All three turned and locked eyes on him, something snapping in all three of them when they saw the younger member. "Waiting for you," Axel said with a grin, walking toward him.
"What do you say," Xigbar started.
"To a little foursome," Marluxia finished, the three of them cornering the blonde.
"I love Zexion!" Demyx yelled in response, running out of the room. The other three followed closely, trying to push each other away in their race for the blonde.
Xemnas looked up as something thundered past his office, seeing Xigbar race past. Something inside him snapped.
Vexen looked up from his experiment, ready to glare at whoever dared to run by his room when he was in the middle of something important. Something inside him snapped as he saw Marluxia run by.
"Sir, I—" Saix stopped short in his walk into Xemnas's office when he saw said nobody, something inside him snapping.
"Superior—" Lexaeus stopped short as he stopped in the middle of Xemnas's office doorway, seeing a certain blue-haired god standing in the middle of the office.
Xion walked past Xemnas's office but when she saw Lexaeus, she stopped, something inside her snapping.
Larxene blew on her nails to get them to dry faster as she walked out of her room, headed for Vexen's lab to see if he'd finished her new nail polish. She stopped short when she saw the blonde nobody, something inside her snapping.
Xaldin walked into Vexen's lab, looking for something that could perhaps help them find out what Vexen's experiment did to them when he saw said nobody, something inside him snapping.
Roxas walked down the hall, looking for someone to train with. Larxene, he thought as a final result, heading for her room. He stopped short, something inside him snapping when he saw the blonde walking down the hall.
Luxord stuffed his cards into his cloak as he walked down the hall, not finding anyone to play poker with. He stopped short when he saw Roxas, something inside him snapping.
It was turning out to be a very hectic day in Organization XIII.
***Bloopers***
"Literally, this is Demyx's somebody," Zexion said.
"Billy the Exterminator is my somebody!" Demyx yelled happily.
"Seriously," Alec said, looking at the picture Emilee had put up on her laptop. "This guy really could be Demyx's somebody."
"Why do you think I watch his show?" Emilee asked with a smile.
.*.
"Aquaculture degree," Xaldin read off, "Cereal Chemistry degree."
"Yes!" Demyx interrupted, snatching the piece of paper. "That's the one I need! Finally! I can find out why my Rice Krispies make that sound!" And with that, he raced out of the room, laughing like a mad man.
***END***
Yes, that is the end. What will happen in the next episode of Zemyx Time, you may ask? Well, that is for me to know and for you, well, not to know.
BTW: Remember the dare where all the Orgy members had to dress up like Disney princes and princesses? Well, being the fantastical person that I am, started a drawing series on them. Go to http:/jadensgirl16. deviantart. com/ (delete spaces) and they should be in my gallery in the category marked 'Zemyx Time.'
BTW 2: I should have the results of the little contest thing a few chapters ago out soon!