{Author's note: Sorry to all of the fans that I had made back in 08 who I hope I didn't disappoint too much over my absence. Through the last 2 years and four months I hadn't been on FF because I have been trying to work harder on my other skills like drawing and computer graphics. Plus I've tried working hard in high school and lost touch with the FF website. Frankly I decided to consider Chat Show to be completed because I felt like doing a tad more serious work. Though I have read through it all again and had forgotten how much fun it was for me to write it. So I hope you can understand and forgive me of my absence. OKAY enough with the formal crap, let's get this show on the road!}

Light: "Hello everyone to the show that TO THIS DAY, after two years, still has no name!"

L: "You must excuse our absence and Light's retardation with title names!" Noms cheesecake.

Matsuda: "We got sued!"

Light: "Matsuda I THOUGHT we weren't going to speak of that!"

L: "Actually Light there was a very specific reason why our show was canceled that I think our fans should know about..." Munches a cherry.

Light: Says behind teeth, "I DON'T think our AUDIENCE needs to know THA-"

L: "Light made a big no no peoples." Bites down on the cheesecake crust {now I want cheesecake}

Matsuda: "YEAH HE-!"

Light: Big fake smile "Didn't do a damn thing wrong! Can we plea-"

L: "He raped Rob… the executive producer…."

Light: "…"

Matsuda: "With a MOTHERF***ING LIGHT POLE….ironically enough."

L: Looks at light "…..I'm amazed it wasn't me." Likes lollipop

Light: "THAT ***HOLE SAW IT F***ING COMING TO HIM! Trying to F***ing get L to sign a restraining order on me!" Face turns red like a tomato

Matsuda: Sweatdrop "So that was what that was all about? Not over him ruining your chip orgasm?"

L: Bursts out laughing "HA! HA HA! OH GOD! HIS RETARDED CHIP ORGASM! I REMEMBER THAT!"

Light: Blushes

L: "You went so epic with a chip that you accidentally c-"

Matsuda: "WELL, I think it's about time to answer some fan mail!"

L: Calms down from giggle high and clears throat, "Okay okay, I got this," digs way through two years of piled fan mail, "AH! Here's one and it's for me."

Matsuda: "Aw man! WHY! WHY! How come I never get an-"

L: "Dear L, How the hell did you learn to kick so friggin good? There's this guy at school who keeps bugging me and I just feel like giving him a what for."

Matsuda: "Whoa….that's kind of scary….I mean are we allowed to do that?"

Light: "Yeah I don't want us to get sued for causing a child's death. I may kill criminals and people who get in my way of killing said criminals but I don't kill children."

Matsuda: "Light…..Near's a kid….."

Light: "Near's a kid?"

Matsuda: "YEAH HE'S LIKE FRIGGIN TWELVE…er….something.."

Light: "HE'S A GUY!"

L: "Well," squints eyes to see sender's name, "IMMA_GONNA_PWN_UR_ASS1430-"

Light: "What the fuck kind of name is that…?"

L: "Watari was able to take care of me and knows how to use a sniper….I learned how to kick ass from him…"

Light : "Oh yeah I forgot about good ole' Watery."

L: "Light…..his name is WA TA RI. Not Watery."

Matsuda: "I swear! How were YOU Kira!"

Light: Takes out pen "Y'know….screw the Death Note. I HAVE A PEN!" Goes to lunge at Matsuda.

L: Kicks Light down, "I DON'T WANT BLOOD ON THE FLOOR!"

Matsuda: Is still sort of freaking out, "W-well let's move on to our guest….Please welcome VINCENT VALENTINE!"

Light: "What! You signed him up! The guy that's obsessive over the most APOLOGETIC CREATURE on the face of the earth! The guy who, by the way, is practically MUTE? You signed him up for A CHAT SHOW?"

L: "And could also kick so many asses that he could put our whole entire show to shame?"
Matsuda: Vincent walks in "WELCOME MR. VALENTINE! IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET SUCH AN IMPORTANT MAN SUCH AS YOURSELF!"

Light: "WTF up with the big entran-"

L: "VIIINNNCCEEENNNNTTT 8D!" Hugs Vincent's legs.

Vincent: "…"

Light and Matsuda: o_o

Matsuda: "L GET OFF OF HIM!"

L: Get's pried off of Vincent's legs by Matsuda "NUUUUUU! D8!"

Vincent: Sits down and tries to get comfortable despite the fact he just practically got glomped.

Light: "So Vincent.."

L: "VIIINNNCCEEEENNTTT Dx!" Tries to get out of Matsuda's grasp.

Light: "How come you became a body guard to such an unstable girl?"

Vincent: "….what?"

Light: Raises eyebrow, "Why…you….guard…CRAZY lady?"

Vincent: Stands up and takes out gun, "What did you say?"

Matsuda and L: Screams like little kids.

Matsuda: "OMG HE HAS A F***ING GUN!"

Light: "WHOA WHOA WHOA! IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE-"

Vincent: Starts shooting…

L: "OMFG!"

The audience freaks out and everything turns in to chaos (ironically)

Matsuda: Picks up knocked over camera "UM…Technical difficulties!"

Light & L: Keep trying to dodge bullets.

Light: "AAAAGGGH! I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO F***ED UP!"

L: "THIS IS F***ING INTERVENTION, LIGHT! NEVER PISS OFF A GUY WITH A TROUBLED PAST AND A MOTHERF***ING THREE BARRELED HAND SHOTGUN ON HIS BELT! YOU MOTHERF***ING IDIOT!" keeps dodging bullets.

Matsuda: "Well! That's our show! We'll get to calling it something sooner or later! Maybe never!" dodges bullet.

Till next time

…..

Surely