Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Funny, DJ was taken the cave, Courtney talked way too much and Zeke got shot in the nuts by Duncan who made the show 63% more quieter thanks to there eliminations. What will happen next? Find out here on Total Drama Funny!
*Theme song plays*
*Theme song is about to end*
Chris: "Where's Chef ending the theme song?"
Intern: "He left a note"
*Chris reads note*
Chris: "K I'll do it"
*Chris walks away then sets fire to theme song set*
*Theme song ends*
Chris: "All campers time for an all out challenge, worse two scores get a one way ticket home!"
Chris: "Today's challenge is complementing me please start."
Duncan: "You talk less then Courtney!"
Cody: "I like your shoes"
Lindsay: "I like your shoes more!"
Heather: "You're not a complete asshole"
Chris: "Aww thanks Heather that's a lot coming from you!"
Heather: "Shut up!"
Chef: "You're so hot Chris!"
*Campers, interns, Chris and various viewers are shown staring with mouths open some blocking there kids ears and eyes*
Gwen: "You look good in red, lots of it"
Trent: "You have a nice life"
Harold: "You're not gay, that's a good thing"
Chris: "Who said that?"
Harold: "LeShawna did!"
Chris: "Chef go put LeShawna on the boat!"
*LeShawna is thrown on the boat*
Izzy: "You're smart!"
Chef: "Can you come to the cave with me for a few hours tonight?"
*This time it is ignored*
Geoff: "You're almost as pretty as me!"
Bridgette: "I think your pretty fun"
Chris: "Bridgette go join LeShawna in the boat and say bye-bye to Geoff"
*Bridgette and Geoff about to kiss goodbye*
Chris: "No!" "Bye Bridgette!"
*Bridgette is thrown on the boat and then the boat leaves for the whirlpool of death*
Chris: "What will happen next on Total Drama"
Chef: "Funny!" *Goes back to his cave*
*Episode ends also sorry for short chapter, I was in a rush*