Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Funny A bunch of Homos were voted off yada yada yada, what will happen next blah blah blah Theme song please!"

*Theme song starts*
*Theme song turns in to the Twilight zone*

Chef: "Ha! Beat that McLain!"

*Twilight zone turns into Chef's home videos about him using the bathroom*

Intern: "Wow…."

Chef:*Blushing* "Fine you win but still no theme song!"

Chris: "Attention all campers it is time for your first real challenge."

Izzy: "Which is...?"

Chris: "The Horror challenge!"

*Campers arrive at dock of shame to see a man in a hockey mask cut Chris's arms legs and testacies off*

*Geoff and Sierra scream there hearts out*
Chris: "Your both out of the challenge! Who ever scream's WHENEVER is out of it"

Geoff: "Where do we go now?"

Chris: "Your corners, you both get a ******** time out" *Mumbles* "Dib-****"

Sierra: "OMG LOL WTF Chris"

Chris:?

Chef:?

Interns:?

Chris: "Anyone understand that?"

All campers: "Nope"

*Intern comes with papers hands to Chris:*

Chris: "Oh… well... Sierra go **** yourself"

Sierra: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Chris: "You're out… again"

*As the day continues Cody screams because he pees in front of the camera and all but Trent, Gwen, Duncan, Izzy and Heather are the only ones who have not screamed by 4:30*

Chris: "I didn't want to do this but…"

*Confessional*

Trent: "Whatever it is it can't be scarier then Gwen and Duncan kissing that was just... Frightening."

Duncan: "If it's Courtney I'll scream my ass off"

*Confessional over*
Chris: "It's Eva!"

*Heather screams*

*Lindsay screams*
Lindsay: "I may not be in the contest chip but she's so scary!"

Chris: "First it's a challenge and second Eva is back in the game… For now"

Eva: "Traitors!"

Chris: "That technically counts as a scream so you're out"

Duncan: "Hey what the? *Harold kicks him in the nuts and runs*

Duncan: "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" "I'll kill you Doris!"

Chris: "Gwen, Trent, Izzy you have 5 minutes to stay with out screaming"

Izzy: "Cool!" *Saying that extremely loud*
Chris: "K Izzy you screamed you're out"

Gwen: "I won this for sure."

Chris: I have a video it's so ugly you will both scream but the louder scream loses"

(Shows video of Chef going to the bathroom)
Gwen: "!"

Trent: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

*Confessional*

Gwen: "Wow, I thought I had seen everything, I only did that girlish scream so Trent would feel good!"

Trent: "One good thing, since I'm a musician I'm trained not to scream very loud"

Chris: "Trent wins!" "Now pick your favorite two losers and vote them off!"

*Ceremony*

Chris: "Okay I said two but I couldn't resist this chance"

Chris: "All but Eva, Sierra and Duncan get a marshmallow"

Sierra: "WTF! *Jumps off the Clift and is seen in front of a rock climbing under it* Mumbling "mine mine mine!"

Duncan: "You said two people are eliminated!"

Chris: "Eva doesn't count as a person!"

*Duncan grabs Lindsay's marshmallow and eats it*

Chris: "Well since you grabbed it I guess your safe, Lindsay good bye"

Geoff: "Harsh"

Trent: "Better her then me"

Duncan: "Doris come here…"

Harold: "No!"

*Harold runs as Duncan attempts to take his Marshmallow*
*Episode fades out*
Izzy: "Tune in next time for a Special episode!"

Chris: "That's my line!"

Intern: "You know Blainily was supposed to host this show"

Chris: "Goodbye!" *Throws intern into boat and throws explosive into it killing him and the seagull with soda can wrapper around its neck*