A/N: Pie in the Face: Wooo! Second Review! I'll see if I can write summat with that song. :D
I was listening to this song and just had to write this! Hope you enjoy! Oh and this song is by the Blues Brothers but I prefer the one by Drake and Josh so... Either will do!
Soul Man – Blues Brothers
It was the night of the final battle of Alagaesia and all hope for the Varden seemed lost as Eragon Shadeslayer, Argetlam, Silverhand, Bane of the Ra'zac, lay wounded on the marble floor of Galbatorix's Throne room with a sword pointed at his neck. His torso lay protectively over Arya's body – she was sporting a broken leg and a few cracked ribs – as he glared defiantly into the false king's face. Galbatorix stared back, almost as if he was amused and gruffly said "So, we meet at last Eragon Shadeslayer" He spat on the floor. "You pathetic excuse for a Rider! They call you the Varden's last hope – Ha, the Varden will be pummelled and crushed to dust under my reign. You have lost, Shadeslayer, there was no way you could ever defeat me! Shall I tell you why?"
Suddenly he turns round and bursts into song-
Comin' to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin' I got a truck load
Eragon and Arya flinch as a huge truck reverses through the wall of the Throne room. It is jam-packed with multi-coloured Eldunari.
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey don't you fret
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
Galbatorix pauses and winks at Arya. Eragon resists the urge to punch him.
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
He waggles his eyebrows suggestively at the elf - who gags.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a soul man
You're a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul ma-
He is stopped short by a luminescent blue sword being thrusted through his body.
As he topples over dead, Arya meets Eragon's eyes.
"Well, that was... Weird..."
A/N: Hope you liked - Just a little bit of comic relief ;D
I'm planning on maybe adding some drabbles to this story so it's not just songfics... What do you think, tell me in a review.
And remember, if you have any requests or suggestions for songs, tell me!
You know what to do - Review, review, review!
(Teehee, that rhymed!)