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Well anyway time for chapter 2 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Beep * * Beep * * Be-* A blond boy turned over in bed and smashed his hand down on the annoying invention 'Why do I keep buying these things?' Naruto got out of bed and walked into the shower. About 10 minutes later he was out and getting dressed in a Black t-shirt with a pure white skull that looked like it was crying blood from its eyes. He wore a pair of black cargo pants that mostly covered his black combat boots. Over the shirt and pants, he wore an open black trench coat with a picture depicting a giant fox biting the neck of a bear stitched into the back. He looked towards a glass box on the wall. Inside of it was Akuma's wooden sword because deep down in Naruto's heart, locked behind nine impenetrable gates, wished that letter to be a lie but something in his head just kept telling him that Akuma had abandoned him. 'Hey Kyuubi-chan are you awake yet.'
'Yes, Naruto-kun what do you want?' Kyuubi spoke to Naruto sounding like she had just woke up.
'Todays the day I have to go to the academy right?' Naruto sounded less than enthusiastic.
'Yes, and you don't sound to enthusiastic about it.'
'Who would? Almost all those kids are kids who are trying to play ninja because they got nothing better to do. There might be some people in the class who might be able to make it as a shinobi, but I will bet 1,000 dollars(1) that half the class are only their because their parents want them to continue the family tradition or they're trying to impress someone and not because they want to be a shinobi.'
'I would never take you up on that bet even if I had money to pay you with, because your probably right. Alright well you don't have to be at the academy for another hour so go punch a rock or a tree or something. I am going back to sleep.' Kyuubi went to lie down on her bed while Naruto went to go train.
On his way to the forest he saw a boy in a green spandex suit, with fire in his eyes, and gigantic bushy eyebrows that looked like giant fuzzy caterpillars. The boy was busy kicking a log that was stuck in the ground. Naruto immediately staggered back when the boy tripped, fell, and immediately stood back up yelling "MY FLAMES OF YOUTH WILL NEVER BE DOUSED BY A LOWLY LOG." he then started kicking the log with even more vigor.
"THAT'S RIGHT LEE! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.(2) KEEP YOUR FLAMES BURNING AND YOU WILL NEVER LOSE." A man who wore the exact same outfit as lee jumped out of a tree. The scariest thing about him was that his eye brows were even bigger and bushier than Lee's.
"HAI, GAI-SENSEI." Lee turned towards Gai and saluted, him bringing his hand up to his forehead then bringing it down again. When Lee turned and kicked the log again there was a loud crack, then a loud yell of "FUCK!"
"LEE! HOW COULD YOU SPEAK SUCH UNYOUTHFUL AND FOUL LANGUAGE?"
"I'M SORRY GAI-SENSEI I DIDN'T MEAN TO. IT JUST KINDA SLIPT OUT."
Gai ran up to Lee and punched him in the face. Lee went rolling and landed against a tree. Gai walked over to Lee and stood in front of him smiling down on him. Lee looked up crying but smiling back at Gai.
"LEE"
"GAI-SENSEI" then out of nowhere a back drop of a sunset fell behind the two. Gai immediately kneeled down to Lee and took him into a bone shattering hug.
"LEE"
"GAI-SENSEI" Tears started streaming from Gai's eyes to.
After the display the two put on Naruto turned and just kinda wobbled away twitching hoping that he could forget everything he just saw. He walked into the forest and found a small waterfall that was pouring into the small lake that lay below. Naruto walked to the edge of the lake and stared into its dark blue depths. He watched a small fish swimming in the lake, he kneeled down in the water and stirred up the sand watching it settle back to the bottom. He waded out into the water until it was up to his knees and stood feeling the current of the water from the waterfall. A fish swam around his legs investigating what was invading its water.
"This is so much more peaceful than the damn village." 'Maybe I should build a house out here since its so nice, and I will be out of the way of the villagers. Yes, this sounds like a good plan. Kyuubi-chan what do you think?'
'I like it out here, I think that it's a good plan.' Kyuubi yawned and looked at the clock that was hanging on the wall in her cell. 'Naruto-kun its time for you to get to the academy.'
'Alright, so how do you think the house should look?' Naruto turned and waded back out of the water heading towards the academy. He started talking to Kyuubi about design plans for the house on the way their.
When Naruto got to the academy most of the seats had been taken, so he decided to take the closest seat and went and sat in the back by an open window. He quickly scanned the room and he already hated some people namely, Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, and a few others. Iruka walked into the classroom and looked around. 'Wow, almost everyone here looks like they would be horrible shinobi.' "Alright class today were going to start with introductions starting from the back and working our way down. So you by the window go." Naruto continued to stare out the window not paying attention to the class. Iruka getting very angry picked up a chalkboard eraser and threw it at Naruto, not hard but just hard enough to get his attention.
Naruto effortlessly batted it away as it came close to his head, he turned his head to look at Iruka, and simply said "Huh?"
"Introduce yourself you know, name, likes, dislikes, goals, that kind of stuff."
"Alright, My name is Uzamaki Naruto, I like peace and quiet and my friend, and I hate just about everything. I completely despise Akuma, people who take the easy way out, and emo faggots." He turned to look at Sauske. "My only goals are to protect my friends and to kill Akuma, but I'm not gonna make this into an obsession. I think that is all that was required."
'So I have the kyuubi vessel as my student, I wonder what kind of student he will be. Although by the way he was ignoring the class earlier he might not be a good student.' "Alright next." Iruka pointed to the kid next to Naruto
Naruto zoned out most of the kids but some he listened to.
"My name is Nara Shikimaru, I like sleeping and making strategies when I'm not feeling to lazy, I don't care enough to hate. I'm also to lazy to want to do much so I have no goals." He took his seat and put his head down again.
"My name is Aburame Shino, I like my bugs, I hate noisy people, and my goal is to protect as many bugs as I can." as if to emphasize his point he bent down and picked up a spider that he had almost stepped on. He took his seat and started playing with the arachnid.
"My name is Haruno Sakura, I like, well the person I like is" she looked towards Sasuke "I hate fat people, and annoying idiots. My goal is to well " she looked towards Sasuke again and squealed.
"My name is Inuzuka Kiba, I like My dog Akumaru" Akumaru yipped " I hate animal abusers, my goal is to take over as clan head."
My name is Akimichi Chouji, my likes are food, I hate people who don't understand that fat people have feelings too, my goal is to eat all the best foods in the world and become a shinobi chef.
"M- My n- name is Hyuuga Hinata, um- I ha- have no di- dislikes or g- goals" Hinata started blushing madly as she sat down
Naruto turned and looked at her ' I didn't notice her before, well she looks cute if only there were someway to get rid of that damnable stutter.'
"My name is Yamanaka Ino, I like Sasuke-kun, I hate big foreheads, and my goal is to find the perfect guy." Ino looked around to see if their was anyone in the room who might be good boyfriend material. While Ino was looking she saw Naruto. Her eyes lingered on Naruto for a few seconds then she turned away shaking her head.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I love power, I hate everything, and my goal, well really it's an ambition, is to kill my brother Uchiha Itachi and revive my clan."
'I also have an avenger, who happens to be the last remaining Uchiha in the village.' Iruka was thinking
'Uchiha Itachi, I remember him from somewhere.' Naruto thought about for a bit then he remembered 'Oh Yeah he helped during one of the villagers attacks.'
-Flashback-
There was a group of villagers that were surrounding Naruto ,who was around 3 years of age at the time. The boy was in the middle of the villagers crying while a big man with a knotted rope whipped him. All of the villagers were standing there yelling insults at the boy, some were throwing whatever they could get there hands on at the boy. The big man started to hand the rope to another person so they could get some bit of vengeance. As another man reached out to take the rope the big guy's arm suddenly flew away hitting the ground with a dull thump, rolling for a little bit, it came to a stop a couple of feet in front of Naruto. It was at that moment that everyone saw the two new figures standing next to Naruto.
"Hi I'm Akuma me and my friend Itachi are here to help you." Akuma gave a big smile to Naruto. Naruto looked back with a shocked look on his face.
Itachi started to speak louder than everyone there"Would some one explain why it is alright to whip a child?" Itachi pointed his finger at a random villager "You answer my question."
The villager started fidgeting nervously under Itachi's unwavering gaze and looked like he was about to bolt "Uh well you see it's because he's the kyuubi and as everyone knows it killed a lot of our loved ones and did much damage to our village." The guy looked a little more confident, and getting a few nods from some of the villagers. He continued "So because of what it did we are going to exact the punishment that should have been given to it along time ago." The villager finished speaking smiling at himself for his excellent explanation. Most of the villagers shouted their agreement to his statement.
"I see." Itachi turned and kneeled down so he could look at Naruto. "That's funny because to me he looks like a small child with a huge burden." Itachi stood back up and fixed a glance at the villager who had spoken "and you my friend have just broken the thirds law you are to be put to death. Everyone else here you are all under the Death Penalty for holding an unlawful gathering and for attempted murder of a child." Itachi narrowed his eyes at everyone around him and unleashed a huge amount of killing intent. He pointed towards the villager who had spoke "Your first."
With that he was behind the guy sheathing his katana in the man's body. He then looked to his left made some hand seals and calmly said "Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique" A large fireball formed in front of Itachi burning about half the people in the crowd turning them into unrecognizable charred corpses. He charged into a small group of people that had been trying to run away and cut every ones legs out from underneath them, so he could come back and finish them off later, if they didn't die of blood losss first. He looked up and saw someone trying to escape across the rooftop. He quickly jumped up onto a roof and stabbed his katana into the back of a fleeing shinobi. He jumped onto the middle of another group of people knocking down the ones he landed on. He did more hand seals while sucking in air he quickly said "Wind Release: Great Breakthrough" he then blew out a blast of wind which easily mutilated the unlucky villagers who were in it's path. He turned to last few people who were still and alive and cut their heads off. When he finished cleaning his blade on the clothes of the villagers he walked over to Naruto and placed his hand on his shoulder.
"Are you alright?" After all the devastation and bloodshed that had been brought about by Itachi, he seemed to not be affected in the least. Naruto nodded and hugged Itachi, he had a small smile on his face. When Naruto let go Itachi stood up and walked over to the villagers again taking any money that was still use able and handed it to Naruto. "Here you go, I know you don't have a lot of money so take this as an apology from the unlucky villagers who had been ." with that Naruto, Akuma, and Itachi walked away from the gruesome scene.
-End of Flashback-
A few more kids went than Iruka said they were going to study the history of Konoha. Naruto zoned out again and began to talk to kyuubi about the house again. 'So kyuubi we agreed upon a two story house with a dock coming off the back porch into the lake. Attached to the dock we had a small boat house, that's it so far right.'
'Yeah, I think we should put a small Dojo next to the house, maybe put a small blacksmith building coming off the side of the house next to the lake in case of an out of control fire you can quickly use a water technique, we should also dig a path so the lake flows in a river around the house, and we can put little bridges across it.'
'Yeah that sounds good maybe we could dig another area to form a hot spring of our own, but we should probably be thinking about the main house rather than the extras. The first floor should have a living room a front hallway two bathrooms a dining room and a kitchen with a guest bedroom. The basement we could use as a storage place for things like money and scrolls that I might write. The 2nd floor should have the master bedroom, three guests bedrooms, and one bathroom.'
'That sounds like a good idea, as for decorations we'll have to wait for the house to get done, but I want one of those bamboo water thingys.(3) Umm I think you are wanted by Iruka.'
Naruto brought his head up and moved it quickly to the left to dodge the piece of wildly flying chalk. "What do you want, I was thinking of how to set up my house."
"I asked you a question if you had been paying attention. Well the question was When did the first Hokage die and who did his leadership get handed to?" Iruka was staring at Naruto, who was just sitting there again, waiting for an answer.
"Well I know the Shodaime Hokage gave his rank to the Nidaime Hokage, I don't know when the Shodaime died or what their names were because I don't care about our history. It is History it happened forever ago. I don't need to know when Shodaime died in order to know how to decapitate someone or know where someones vital points are."(4)and to emphasize his point Naruto took out a kunai and quickly sped across the room towards Iruka. Iruka barely had time to reach for his own kunai before Naruto had his against the neck of Iruka. "You see if you were an enemy shinobi you would be dead and I don't really know much about Konoha's history." Naruto took his kunai from Iruka's neck and walked back to his seat.
'What just happened, he was in his seat and the next thing I know hes got a kunai against my neck.' were Iruka's thoughts after the events. However the thoughts of the rest of the class were something like 'So fast.', 'What just happened.', and 'I need that power.'
* RING * * RING * Iruka sighed "Class Dismissed" he still couldn't believe that he was essentially killed by one of his own students.
Naruto jumped out the window that way he could go look for a job quicker, so he would have the ability to pay for the house he wanted to build. 'Now to talk to the Hokage about obtaining that land.' Naruto walked towards the Hokage tower.
When Naruto got to the tower he was greeted with a rude stare from the secretary. The secretary turned back to his work and ignored Naruto. Naruto walked up to the counter pulled the papers the man was working on causing a big streak of pen to appear on the papers, Naruto then threw them away. "Now that I have your attention I'd like to see the Hokage."
"Go away Demon Brat."
"I believe you just broke the Thirds Law."
"You have no proof."
"Yes he does." Sarutobi walked down the stairs.
"Hokage-sama I didn't break your law. He is going to lie to have me killed just because I was rude to him when he entered."
"I never said you did break my law and Naruto-san hasn't said anything either. I just knew you did something because you said you have no proof. You just admitted to what you did by telling me what you did not do."
The secretary started sputtering "What! thats not fair." He finally managed to say.
"Life's not fair. You have been sentenced to death for breaking my law." With that said Sarutobi pulled out a kunai and jumped on the secretary plunging the kunai through his heart. Sarutobi stood up and turned towards Naruto while wiping the kunai off on the dead body and putting it away. "Well Naruto-san what was it you wanted?"
"Well due to certain events can I have his job as your secretary?"
"Now why would you want to be my secretary, and how would you be able to do the job if your only ten?"
"Well as you know I am in contact with Kyuubi-chan so she can help me with any words I don't know. You can trust in my secrecy because I hate this village. I want the job because I was planning on buying a plot of land outside of Konoha so that the villagers wouldn't be able to do anything to me, and I will be able to be out in the peace of the forest. Does that answer your questions."
"Well as much as I would like to say yes to the job I can't your to young. The land however I can help you with. Depending on the price I will buy the land for you and you can live their until you pay me back then the land will be yours. Would you mind showing me the land?"
"Sure, follow me." with that Naruto turned and left the building with the Hokage following him. They reached the lake after about 15 minutes of walking.
"Damn I can see why you want this land well this land has not been put on the market by any realtors so I get to set the price, and I decree it to be free. Just mark out how much land you want and I will use a technique that will mark it as yours."
"Thank you very much Sarutobi-san." Naruto quickly ran to 4 spots about 100 yards from the lake in each of the 4 cardinal directions creating a square with the lake in the center of it."That should do it. Thanks again Sarutobi-san"
"Alright we will just have to go back to the tower and draw up the deed for the land, which after you sign it will make it yours." The pair walked back to the tower to write the deed.
They got to the Hokage's office and sat down at the desk, the Hokage pulled a sheet of paper out of his desk and started writing out the deed. Naruto sat there and watched the Hokage write. When Sarutobi finished he raised it up and looked it over carefully "Yes it is done, alright Naruto you need to sign here." He pointed at the paper and Naruto picked up the pen and signed his name. "You also need to sign here" he pointed again and Naruto signed. Sarutobi nodded and looked it over. "This land now belongs to you. Use it and get away from these villagers."
Naruto nodded "Thank you, now I've just got to build the house and I will be able to live away from these stupid fools. Well I better get to work I'll see you later."
"Good Bye Naruto." 'I am sorry Minato-san, I couldn't protect your son but I will honor your wish till he is 13 no matter how much I hate it.'
As Naruto was walking out of the Hokage tower he accidentally bumped into somebody. He looked up towards the man and saw that he was Suna Jounin, he was holding a scroll rather protectively. "Sorry." Naruto muttered and walked away. Naruto walked to his apartment and looked around for something he could make into a temporary roof while he was building his house. He walked over to his dinner table "This will work perfectly." Naruto picked up the table tied a few sheets, blankets, food, and pillows to the bottom of it and carried it to the site of his new home. He set the table down and put a big sheet over the top of it. He tied it to a few a sticks he had driven into the ground, to create a makeshift tent. Naruto walked over to the woods and began picking up small sticks and stacking them into a pile. When he thought he had enough he started carrying them back to his building site and put the sticks down 'I'll lay the house out tomorrow.' He decided since he didn't have any classes tomorrow.
Naruto woke with a start, he was sweating and breathing heavily. He thought about the nightmare he had just had.'Naruto was walking with what looked like 4 things but couldn't distinguish who or what they were. They walked into a clearing in the forest and heard the laughter of what could only be called something demonic. A mask hovered in some trees only visible because it glowed an eerie light. To Naruto's right the little bushes and the trees shook he could also hear something coming his way. He watched as one of the things next to him ducked and said something incoherent and the other things crouched down to. Then a giant bear had burst through the brush and bit Naruto's arm off. Naruto was paralyzed he couldn't speak or move, he could only sit there and watch as the bear came at him for the finishing blow.' That was when he had woken up.
He decided that since he was awake, and the sun was beginning to shine he would get up and prepare for the day ahead of him. He walked to the lake and bathed himself feeling the cold water on his body knocked the last of the morning fuzz from his brain. He got dressed and ate some of the food he had packed with the blankets. He picked up some of the sticks he had gathered and walked to an area near the lake and set to marking out every line of the outside walls of the house, using the mental blueprints that Kyuubi had created for him.
When he had finished laying out all the sticks so that he had a ruff outline of his house on the ground he went back to his apartment to grab a few shovels.(5) As he walked back to his land a villager decide to try and attack him Naruto jumped out of the way of the villager. Naruto grabbed one of the shovels and looked at the villager then simply smashed the shovel in the guy's face. The rest of Naruto's walk home was uneventful. He came up to his digging spot and with the first shovel full of dirt began to dig his basement. 'Hey Kyuubi-chan is it possible for you to help me dig this hole, because once I figure out a way to get you out of that seal you'll be living here to.'
'I could but isn't it the mans job to do all the hard work around the house.'
'Oh so your gonna act like a maid doing all the household chores like washing clothes, doing the dishes, cleaning floors, and other jobs like that?'
'Of course not that's what your for.'
'Well then I guess your never leaving the seal.'
'Why do you have to wave that above my head like that, fine I'll help you dig.' Kyuubi materialized in front of Naruto. Naruto simply nodded to her and handed her a shovel.
"Alright now lets get to work." Naruto started digging again, while Kyuubi walked to the other side and stared at the ground. While Naruto was busy digging another presence stalked their location, it was a young girl. She had dark blue hair, and had lavender eyes. She wore a a tan jacket over her black t-shirt. She wore a pair of black pants that came down to her mid shins, she also wore a pair of standard blue shinobi sandals. Hinata watched Naruto start digging, she also saw Kyuubi appear from Naruto and decided that this turn of events was more interesting than Naruto. While Hinata was watching she lost her balance on the tree and fell.
"Shit." she curled herself into a ball and hit the ground. 'Damn that hurt.' Kyuubi and Naruto looked over at the girl who had just fallen out of the tree.
"Hey Kyuubi-chan, you think she needs help?" 'Is that the stuttering girl from class, what was her name Hyga hita, no, Huyga Hina, no, oh yeah Hyuuga Hinata, What is she doing out here.' Naruto walked over to the Hyuuga and helped her up. "Your Hyuuga Hinata right?"
"H- Hai, I- I'm sorry for i- interrupting you." Hinata quickly looked down blushing.
"No thats fine this isn't that important. So your from the Hyuuga clan, does that mean you are actually strong, despite your appearance.
"No" She continued to look down only now she had a quite obvious look of sadness no matter how hard she tried to hide it.
"Really, hmm that is strange. Well I have to go dig my house so I'll see you later."
"O- Okay" Hinata quickly said. Naruto turned and walked back to the marked out foundation. He picked up his shovel and started digging again. Kyuubi watched the Hyuuga turn and walk back into the forest.
"Do you think it might be possible to get her to learn from me? I could help her lose that stutter and help her get stronger." Kyuubi turned to look at Naruto who was digging but looked like his body was on autopilot while his mind was busy doing other things. She sighed and stared at the ground again.
'Damn she really is cute, but damn that stutter to hell. Until I can get her to trust me I don't think I can help her git rid of that stutter, I just hope to kami-sama that she isn't like that damn Akuma.' Naruto went back to digging then in a sudden burst of intelligence "Fuck I am Stupid."
"Oh why do you say that Naruto." Kyuubi smirked 'I think he finally got it.'
"Kyuubi-chan do know some sort of earth technique that can dig this for us?" Naruto smashed his head into the shovel.'Why didn't I think of that in the first place.'
"Yes Naruto-kun I do happen to know an earth technique that can help us dig this hole."
"Can you use it please."
"Fine" Kyuubi quickly did some hand seals and called out "Earth Release: Crushing Rock Technique*"(6) She put her hands out and started moving her hands which was pulling dirt out of the hole and started compacting it into a rock above her head. After about 3 or 4 minutes of watching her do this she finally had the basement sculpted and formed. The dirt above her head was compacted into a rock about the size of a small horse which she threw to the side, where it hit the ground and sat there."Well there you go your basement is dug."Naruto walked around the pit she had formed and studied it for any flaws that he could see.
"It looks perfect to me, now we just got to get Sarutobi-san to help us get a contractor and build the actual house. Alright well your going have to go back inside now because I know you hate the villagers and I gotta go buy tarp to put over the foundation so water won't damage it when it rains." Naruto turned and walked away as Kyuubi sighed and popped out of existence.
When Naruto got to the town there was a commotion outside a pub near the hardware store and there was a massive crowd there. Through the many bodies that were around the area Naruto couldn't see much but he did see was an Iwa shinobi having a good old fashioned brawl with a man who looked to be in his forties. 'I wonder if he got in fight with the bar owner, he does look kinda young to be drinking.' something about the Iwa shinobi seemed to make Naruto think he remembered him from somewhere. Naruto just shrugged it off as paranoia since there was nothing he could really make out with all the people there. Naruto quickly went inside and bought a few tarp rolls. He paid the man at the register who was , lucky for Naruto, one of the people who were indifferent towards him. Naruto walked back out of the store and saw that everyone had left the pub. 'It seems the fight is over.' Naruto sighed and walked back towards his new home tarp in hand.
When he got home he brought Kyuubi out again and they set the tarp up over the hole they had dug, protecting it against all rainstorms. 'Well let's just hope we can get this house built, it would royaly suck if we couldn't.' with those thoughts on his mind Naruto went to go plan how they were going to build the house since most of the people in the village hate him and probably wont help them.
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1. I don't know Japanese currency so I'm just going to use dollars
2. If you don't know where 'Never give up, Never surrender' is from go watch galaxy quest. Its a funny movie that makes fun of star trek.
3. It's those things that have the water pumped to the top to fill the first bamboo cup with water, then the cup tips and the water pours down to a bamboo stick into another bamboo cup and on and on until it finally goes back to the bottom and starts over. I have always loved them.
4.I never understood the point of things like that. I personally want to be a programmer, do I need to know how the Americans were losing for most of the revolutionary war, or that Homer wrote the Odyssey and the Iliad.
5. Because everyone has shovels in their apartment... right?
6. Anything followed by a * is something created by me. Also if you don't understand the technique what it does is take any earth substance that the user wants and compacts it into a rock. Depending on how much chakra you have depends on how much control you have over the size of the rock and how compressed it is.
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