I don't own Naruto, slight spoilers if not passed the Asuma thing, I don;t know the chapter number. Oh Yuki isn't a pedo he picks up chicks by saying he works with kids, the ladies love it!
Team 11 was to meet at twelve sharp. Kita waited impatiently, Hoshi's chatter buzzing in her ear; Ishi was quiet and distanced as always, weaving or something. "Where's Amida?" Kita snapped impatiently.
"He's late, it is fifteen past twelve!" Hoshi said and Kita nodded.
"He is!" She said revved up. As if on cue, Amida walked in casually and gave a half wave. Hoshi shook his head and Kita felt her anger rise. "Amida you're late." She snapped.
Amida shrugged spitting out the long weed that hung from his mouth. "I know, I had stuff to do." He said lazily and Kita raised a brow.
"I don't care if you're giving birth show up on time or track down a teammate or myself and make sure I know!" She snapped Amida rolled his eyes and Kita bit her cheek, she would not lecture she was not an old boring adult. "Fine, now all ninjas have many skills, but one that is ignored is swordsmanship." She said lifting the four katanas she borrowed from her brother.
"So will we be learning techniques?" Hoshi asked excitedly, Amida mimicked him cruelly and Kita sighed.
"You learn by doing, so I'll be using the dull katana and sparring against each of you one at a time." She said and threw one toward Amida, he caught it undoing the cover, and the blade gleamed. "Ishi-chan get over here, you're going first." She called handing Hoshi and blade.
Ishi came over slowly taking the blade held out for her. "Okay ma'am." Ishi said quietly and Kita sighed.
"Kita-sensei, if you use these, won't we cut you?" Hoshi asked worriedly and Kita merely smirked. She attacked Ishi who dodged and attacked with her own blade, Kita stepped on it making it clang to the ground.
"Nah, you won't hit me, but good work Ishi-chan." Kita said and Ishi went red and retrieved the blade. "Alright, which tough guy is next?" Kita asked and Amida stepped forward.
He attacked boldly and Kita sidestepped and stuck her leg out tripping him. "Good job Kita-sensei!" Hoshi said and Amida sent him a nasty look, pulling himself up. Hoshi approached cautiously blade near quivering.
Kita sprung smacking her blade against his legs making him do cart wheel in the air and land on his side. "So far Ishi is the best with sword work." Kita said and sighed.
"And Hoshi is the worst." Amida muttered Hoshi pushed Amida, but the boy seemed to barely feel it. "Wimp" Amida said lifting Hoshi by the collar.
Kita punched him in the back of the head. "Fighting means running till you puke." She threatened; Amida dropped Hoshi who landed on all fours. "Now I want Amida and Ishi to spar, crud you can't cut each other, Amida use my blade and I'll run and see if I can borrow a dull one." She said and handed her blade to him, then did a one-eighty and started running towards her brother's shop.
In the slowly moving street she decided to run by way of roofs, jumping up she landed on balcony. "Aiie!" Someone screamed just as she was going to jump to the roof. Looking in the glass door she covered her eyes, two people were making out, half naked. "Don't tell my husband." The woman shouted and Kita fell backwards.
Opening her eyes she landed in arms. "Good morning Kita." Konohamaru said and she waved, they knew each other from hanging around Naruto and a few missions.
"Morning Konohamaru, seen Asuchi lately?" She asked casually, Asuchi was Konohamaru's cousin he was about six. Konohamaru nodded placing her down gently. "Thanks for the uh…catch, got to go." She said taking off again.
Finally making it to Daigo's shop he glared as she basically grabbed a dull sword and ran. "Give that back soon, you psychotic brat!" He snarled at her.
She ran back quickly, avoiding the running of roofs. Finally making it back she panted hands on her knees. Looking up finally she swore. "Amida get Hoshi out of the chokehold now!" She snapped and Amida dropped Hoshi. "What the crap did I just say?" She snapped.
Amida shrugged. "Don't fight?" Hoshi offered and Kita made a face.
"No duh, Ishi did you even try and break it up?" Kita asked and Ishi shook her head. Amida scoffed. "You. Run. Laps. Around. Konoha. Now." Kita said pointing to him. He paused seeing if she was serious then left running. "I'll know if you stop!" She screamed after him.
Ishi opened his mouth to speak, and then Hoshi did. "Please don't punish Ishi." He said and Kita glared hand on her hip.
"Don't tell me how to teach, Hoshi run now, and Ishi we're training." She said and Hoshi went running. "Ishi how serious are you about being a ninja?" Kita asked sitting down on the grass.
"Very." Ishi said quietly and Kita sent her a glance. "I'm not, but it would make my older brother proud." Ishi admitted and Kita sighed pressing her head into her knees.
"Leave, don't come back." Kita said and Ishi gaped at her. "I really, really don't need anyone who's going to quit un-expectantly because I put them through all my crap, I'm making Hoshi and Amida run till they hurl, is that healthy no, but are they putting up with it, you bet your…butt." She said and Ishi nodded.
"I won't quit." Ishi said and Kita nodded.
"Yeah because I just kicked you out." Kita said collecting the swords. "Good luck with whatever else you're going to do." She said walking off, Ishi looked unbelievably depressed.
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Kita rubbed her aching head; Ishi had been following her giving her this pathetically sad little look. "Shikamaru, is she there?" She asked Shikamaru blinked, they were supposed to be in a lunch meeting with Shino, but so far only he had been talking.
"Who?" He asked turning around to look, the café was extremely crowded. She smacked him and he glared at her.
"Idiot, don't let her know you're looking, the girl with green hair." She said quietly. "Shino you see her?" She asked and he shook his head. "She's been stalking me, its actually kind of impressive." Kita said and sipped her tea.
"Why?" Shikamaru asked and Kita sighed.
"I sort of kicked her off my team." She said and Shino gave her a look, maybe hard to tell with his glasses.
"You aren't allowed to do that." Shino pointed out and Kita shrugged.
"I just want to see how seriously she takes being a ninja." Kita said lightly and ducked under the table. "She's here, cover me." She whispered. Shikamaru and Shino both sighed.
"This is ridiculous, let her back on the team, so troublesome." Shikamaru hissed and Kita stepped on his foot from under the table. "Ouch, jerk." He said.
"Kita-san you're being childish and I don't see and green haired girl." Shino chided and Kita made shushing noise.
"Don't use my name, she'll hear." Kita said and Shikamaru grabbed her arm pulling her up. "Hey." Kita said
"No one here, so sit your crazy self down." He snapped and Kita opened her mouth then gasped, Shikamaru turned around and Ishi and taller green haired man stood behind him.
"Hey Ishi-chan." Kita said relaxed, but kicking Shikamaru in the shin repeatedly.
"You're Kita who kicked my little sister of her genin team?" The man demanded and Kita raised a brow.
"I believe it is actually my genin team." She said and stood. "Excuse me Shikamaru let me talk to…" She paused looking at him.
"Hiro." The man said and Kita nodded. "Ishi wait here." Hiro instructed as they excited the small café.
"Hello Ishi-chan, I'm Shino and that is Shikamaru." Shino said and Ishi nodded. "Sorry you have to put up with Kita." He added and Shikamaru glared at him.
"She isn't that bad Shino, just trying to do the right thing." Shikamaru lectured, Shino shrugged turning away. "I can't see them outside, bad sign." Shikamaru added.
"Shikamaru-sensei does Kita-sensei not like me?" Ishi said and Shikamaru shrugged.
Shino chuckled darkly. "Shikamaru can't figure out if she likes him or if he likes her, much less whom else she is fond of." He said and Shikamaru sulked.
"Anyone smell smoke?" Their waiter asked placing down the bill. Shikamaru swore paying his and Kita's share and rushing out. Kita probably did something stupid.
"Idiot!" He shouted, behind the restaurant, Hiro was slightly burned and knocked out; Kita was desperately trying to put out the flaming trashcan.
Kita scowled at him blowing smoke from her eyes. "He made me really angry!" She said stomping the fire down. Shikamaru sighed lifting him over his shoulders.
"The hospital will need a new ward for your victims if you keep this crap up!" He chided and she sighed holding up Hiro's feet as they trudged toward the hospital.
"Big brother!" Ishi shouted running out, Shino watched from the doorway shaking his head. "What did you do to him?" Ishi demanded and Kita sighed.
"Things happen." Kita started. "And at the end someone get beat up it just happened not to be e beating up your brother." Kita explained, badly and Shikamaru shook his head.
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Kita rocked back on her heels, Ishi was talking with her recovering brother, and she and Shikamaru waited in the hall. "Shikamaru?" She asked hitting the wall.
He sat across from her on the floor. "Yeah?" She asked and she sighed.
"Do you get sick of all the crap I put you through?" She asked. "I mean we're friends. In our way, but not really, you always take responsibility for dumb things I do." She questioned.
"Yes." He said and she blinked. "Yes to we really are friends, no I don't get sick of it. As much of a troublesome girl you are you try, better then I can say myself." He said yawning.
Kita blinked surprised. "You remember what I said like seven years ago?" She asked and he nodded. "The really important thing?" She continued.
"Yes woman, what is it." He snapped.
"Why do you say things that make me nervous, when you know they'll make me nervous?" She said and he sighed.
"Because I find it funny." He said chuckling. "You think you're all-mighty, but the laziest ninja can say things that make you nervous and knows it, admit it that's funny." He said and she lunged at him pulling his hair.
"Jerk, we were having a lovely moment and you just ruined it!" She said and he shoved at her.
"Lovely moment, did Ino make you read romance novels again? Ouch, Cow you're heavy!" He snapped and she scratched his ear. "Ouch." He said and some coughed.
"Do you love birds mind keeping it G in front of Asuchi?" Kurenai asked holding her son's hand.
"Kita-chan and Shika-chan are in love mommy?" Asuchi asked his wide red eyes gleaming.
"No!" Shikamaru said and Kita nodded jumping off him. "Your Mommy is just being silly." He said rubbing the kid's head with affection.
"Very silly, no one would love Shikamaru." Kita said and he glared at her.
"I love Shika-chan." Asuchi said, "I love Kita-chan more though, were getting married." He added and Kita chuckled.
Kurenai took her son along by the hand and he waved vigorously good-bye. "My second proposal by a kind younger then eight in the past seven years, I'm so set." She said chuckling. Shikamaru scoffed. "Jealous Shikamaru?" She asked and he rolled his eyes.
"Of you, never." He said and she stuck her tongue out. "Don't you have to see Naruto, he doesn't like you attacking villagers." Shikamaru lectured and she sighed going off. Shikamaru was right Kita was in trouble, again.
Shino is ooc becuase he has no personality!