A short update. I'll be busy so uodates might come later, but summer is coming! I don't own Naruto.
Kita sat slumped in the big chair as Naruto read off the medical report for Ishi's older brother. They made eye contact and he groaned. "Kita, what am I supposed to do, you kicked genin out with out my permission, beat up the genin's sibling and seemed guilt free." Naruto said tiredly.
"Naruto I have a temper, you know that all of Konoha and the boarding villages know that, if some idiot is going to pick a fight it should be his problem." She said fiercely and Naruto shot her a withering glance.
He paced before sitting down. "I don't think with your temper you could be in ANBU, Tsunade hesitated to put you in it because of your temper, I know you have talent." He said and Kita glared angrily.
She bit her finger, something she copied from Kiba, the pain was calming. "Hokage-sama, I haven't had problems with my mission in year once I'm out of the village I'm all business." She protested.
Naruto rubbed his head and stared at Kita. "I put you in charge of the genin because one I know you'd do them well and secondly for you to grow up." He said and she pushed from her chair standing. "You're only trial right now, one more big mistake I'm going to have to ban you from mission for a few months." He said and she turned angrily. "Just be glad the ANBU still has space since Shikamaru turned down a position." He called and she froze at the door.
Kita turned slowly and put her weight on the doorway. "You're saying that Shikamaru, could be an ANBU?" She questioned and Naruto didn't realize the impending danger.
"ANBU captain." He said innocently and Kita gripped the door breaking a piece off, she stormed away leaving it behind. "Oh crap." Naruto said tiredly falling into his chair.
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Hinata yawned looking at her clock, it was almost midnight. What woke her up was the vicious knocking on the compound's door. Walking out barefoot she checked, using Byukagan. "Kita-chan?" She questioned opening the gate.
"Hey Hinata I need a hair cut, you mind?" Kita asked dripping in water.
"S-sure, but it isn't raining and you're soaked?" Hinata said and Kita shrugged.
"I needed a wake up so I ran to the lake swam and came back, but realize my hair is way too long!" She declared pacing behind Hinata who led her to where Neji usually trained. Hinata left to get scissors and something to keep the hair on.
Kita hadn't had a haircut in a long time, she kept her hair in a braid, but it still was unruly and down to her knees. Hinata placed a tarp over the edge of the porch and pushed Kita down gently. "Why n-now?" Hinata asked undoing the girl's braid. "And the lake is about six miles away." Hinata added combing out the tangles quickly.
"I feel like a change." Kita said sitting still and Hinata froze, a sudden need for change didn't seem good especially with Kita's temperament. "Just a little longer then my shoulder please." Kita added.
Hinata vaguely remembered Ino lecturing Kita for the past year to get a hair cut, but Kita always forgot to. "Did something happen?" Hinata asked and Kita made no move to answer. "Kita?" Hinata asked and looked at the girl, she was fast asleep. Hinata finished Kita's hair, leaving the bangs a little longer then the rest.
Trying to get the girl awake was impossible, moving her was slightly less hard. Hinata dragged Kita along, making a lot of noise before she stopped panting. Neji came at a jog looking around. "What happened?" he questioned
"Kita won't w-wake up s-so…" Hinata said blushing and Neji rolled his eyes picking Kita up and throwing her over his shoulder.
"It did sound like someone was dragging an elephant around, where do you want the moron?" Neji asked. Hinata pointed to the guest room and he sighed walking short distance opening the door and dropping her.
"Neji!" Hinata said, but paused at the disgusted look on Neji's face, then noticed. Kita was chewing on his very long hair. She stifled a giggle well Neji jerked his hair free. He left angrily and Hinata closed the door on Kita quietly.
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Shikamaru woke dazed and confused, he doubted it was alcohol because he had that once and gave it up. Sitting up he found himself on raft floating on water, looking down written vividly on his arm was 'Hope you like to swim! XOXO Kita' Then an arrow and he turn his arm 'P.S. Nice Boxers.' Stuck his arm in rubbing it fiercely.
Looking to his boxers, he rolled his eyes they were red-orange, Kita's favorite color. He decided he better get going. He slipped into the water and shuddered, he really hated swimming.
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Kita sat cheerfully watching Ishi attack a tree trunk repeatedly with a sword, Kita turned her head where Amida and Hoshi sparred. She felt a rather bad aura, but ignored it, until she couldn't move. Her body stood on its own and she felt a tingle over her entire body and she stepped away from training walking on her own. She noticed her shadow. "Shikamaru!" She shouted
She heard a sick snickering and found herself in another training ground, Shino's. She approached Shino whose students stared at her and he turned, but on her own she grabbed Shino by the collar and slammed her mouth to his. "Sensei!" The girl shouted a gasp and Kita was released from the jutsu.
"Nara, I'm going to kick you back to The Great Ninja War!" Kita shrieked and ran from where Shikamaru's shadow retreated. Shino seemed completely blown away and stared. Kita saw Shikamaru's retreating back and made lunge, but Naruto stepped out speaking with Hinata and Kita froze, one more mistake she was in trouble.
"Oh hi Kita-chan!" Naruto said nervous if Kita was still mad, but she made a strained smile and waved and went back to her team. "Kita-chan seems so calm today, huh?" Naruto said and Hinata nodded indulgent with Naruto's view of the world.
Kita kicked at the ground her return attack to Shikamaru must be subtle, very subtle.
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Amida stared at his sensei climbing a storm gutter; he was on his way home. "Kita-sensei?" He questioned. She turned and winced and jumped form the storm drain.
"Okay I'm currently in prank war, with the sensei of team 3, Shikamaru, I'm not a stalker!" She said vivid and Amida raised a bow. "I seem totally crazy, huh?" She questioned and he nodded slowly.
He froze though face grim. "Team three has, Yoshi." He said eyes narrowed. "Kita-sensei, if I can get revenge on Yoshi I'll help you with Shikamaru-sensei." He said enthusiastically.
Kita flinched, she really thought brining a kid into her stupid fight would count as a mistake to Naruto, but it was a way to bond in her way. "Okay, but don't get distracted from the mission tomorrow." She said
"Oh yeah, distracted from washing windows for old people." Amida said bitterly. Kita put a hand on her hip flicking his forehead with her finger rolling her eyes.
"I pulled a favor we're actually escorting Tsunade from a gambling town to here, she needs to place control of the hospital to actually a friend of mine." She said proudly and he rolled his eyes. "Welcome better get home kid, before your mommy come running." She said and Amida blushed leaving.
Hmmm, this story actually will have more Amida then I originally planned. Oh well!