Updated yay! I don't own Naruto. Kita shows off her fantastic teaching skills.
Mist had declared war against Konoha. It did it in a big show, attacking Konoha food supplies. It didn't end pretty with fifteen civilians dead, currently Naruto was having a meeting with the jonin of the village. "We have Suna's support, but Iwa's alliance with Suna and Mist is dangerous." Naruto said.
"Is this going to be like the last Great Ninja War?" Hinata asked quietly and hush went over the room, all eyes are on Naruto.
"Hopefully we'll be able to crush it before it gets too bad." Naruto said and chatter started again. "The chunin exams will be postponed, and someone will have to take over Shikamaru's team." Naruto said and Kita stared at Shikamaru who sat across the room from her, they weren't speaking.
"Why?" Kita asked boldly and Shikamaru glared at her, seeming embarrassed.
"Shikamaru is the war's strategy advisor at the current time." Tsunade said and Kita tightened her fist, there was catcalls made at Shikamaru who went red. "Now, Kita why don't you also train Shikamaru's team?" Tsunade asked.
Kita nodded agreeably. Another team, why not. "No in fact Kita should give up her team too." Shikamaru said and people turned to listen. "Kita's a war machine to be blunt, fire is extremely destructive and to be true no one believes she can be a good teacher." He said and she trapped her finger against her thigh. "Don't act like that we all know its true, fire is made for destruction." Shikamaru said.
"Yeah, yeah." Kita said and tension filled the air.
"Okay, calm down, we're discussing a calmer solution then war." Naruto said interrupting. "Now I do want Kita to take over Shikamaru's team for the time being and she may have to pass off her team again, but till then act like normal you're dismissed." Naruto finished and Kita was first to leave, smoke trailing after her.
Shikamaru jogged after her catching her arm, which he dropped since it was scalding hot. "What's your problem?" He demanded and she snorted.
Putting a hand on her hip she batted her eyes lashes. "Oh nothing, I just love, love, love being called a war machine and irresponsible in front of my superiors and peers." She said sarcastically. "Tell your team to meet me tomorrow at twelve in Training ground twelve, if they fight with my team I'm not going to be happy." She said.
"What if your team starts it?" Shikamaru questioned and Kita scoffed.
"My team will know better." She said with cynical hint to her voice. "Now, strategy lord you need anything else?" She asked
"Well you need a muzzle for the mouth you have." He said leaving and Kita turned away angrily.
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"Alright you might not know, but I'm Kita-sensei." Kita said with impatience, the new team nodded respectfully. "This is Hoshi, Amida and Ishi. I don't know your names." She said and skinny, tall, muscled, boy smiled.
"I'm Yoshi." He said proudly and Kita summoned him up, Rock Lee worshiper.
"I'm Eri." An Inuzuka girl said and a dog up to Kita's knees bark. "This Daimaru, and the sleeping jerk is Ronnin." She said impatiently giving her teammate a kick. The boy jerked up and glared, he had short sandy hair with a rat-tail to mid-back.
"That's great. Today since we have a large number we're playing ninja tag." Kita said and got dull looks. "Ninja tag is when one person is it, but everyone must capture them and bring them back to me, whoever last the longest wins. First person to be it is, Ronnin." She said, "Give him twenty seconds head start." She said and waited, Ronnin didn't move.
"I give up." He said and Kita stood, she was sick of Shikamaru and now of his little clone. She pent down lifted him by the collar and looked him dead in the eye. "What, you bothersome female?" He demanded.
"You're going to play your heart out and win or I'm going to have you run so much that you're future children will be born with out legs." She hissed and he raised a brow. "Doubt me? Cause when I light that nice little piece of useless hair on fire I'm sure you run to the next source of water." She said and dropped him. "Five second head start." She said. "Five…."
"What?" He asked
"Three…Two…One!" She shouted and he was out of sight, he was fast. "Go." She snapped at her staring students, she started a timer. She sat down once by herself and rubbed her pounding head.
"Never seen Ronnin run that fast, I know the kid is speedy, but wow." Shikamaru said plopping down next to her. She sent him a glance and groaned.
"Why are you here, don't you need to plan an invasion or something?" She asked sarcastically and he made a mocking laugh.
"Take your happy pills today, I'm here to tell you that you're leading a mission to stop another attack of Konoha farms, tonight shouldn't be too long, leaving at midnight." He said and she glared.
"Really, I'm a teacher and a war machine now?" She asked and he scowled at her.
"I'm doing you a favor this goes well Naruto says he might put you in ANBU, my suggestion." He said and Kita's eyes widened, she took Shikamaru by the shoulder smacking their lips together.
"Thanks!" She said and he stood up wobbling and red face leaving with a friendly, but confused wave. She looked at the timer, taking out a whistle, which was on her necklace-chain. The chain held bottle of heat pills, her ring and the whistle. Her team assembled, and slowly the other did.
"What's that?" Ronnin asked obnoxiously sneering at it. "We aren't dogs." He stated and Eri snarled at him.
"Yeah, yeah be glad I'm not having you run. I'm having you spar." Kita said and smiled, she liked even groups. "Eri and Ishi, Yoshi and…" She paused Amida was jumping up and down for a chance to fight the shiny haired kid. "Amida, Ronnin and Hoshi." She said and separated. Kita almost leaped with joy as Ishi took out her blade.
There was thump and Kita's head turned; brawny Amida had been slammed down. "I'm sorry Amida-kun." Yoshi said offering his hand and Amida smacked it away getting up by himself.
"Come on Amida, you're embarrassing me, but some of your weight to use!" She yelled and Amida went red, another thud and Kita turned to see Hoshi down too, this just enraged her and her happy mood was done. "Hoshi, I don't care if you have to knock his brains out don't lose!" She shouted. Ronnin smirked, but it was ruined when Hoshi punched him, making him fall back. "That's a boy! Ronnin don't let other things distract you!" She yelled.
Ronnin sat up and spat. "Maybe if you weren't so damn loud!" He snapped, "Just like Shikamaru-sensei said you're an impossible woman with a harpy voice." He shouted.
"One watch your mouth, two Shikamaru-sensei is and unmotivated cow, who thinks trying is stupid." Kita called angrily. "Ishi keep your form up, Eri don't rely purely on Daimaru get in there." She called absently, those were the only two sparring Amida Yoshi and Hoshi all watched her argument with Ronnin.
Ronnin snorted at her with a look of scorn. "Don't be mad because Shikamaru-sensei beat you." He called and Kita laughed.
"Little boy, go back to sparring, because you don't even know what you're talking about." She said cockily and he rolled his eyes, she snapped her finger lighting them on fire. "Spar. Now." She said curtly and Ronnin shook his head. "Okay don't, Hoshi you're sparring me, the baby can go home." She said impatiently and Hoshi and Amida exchanged glance before Hoshi rushed forward.
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Kita stood over the collapsed bodies, she had sparred every student, except Ronnin who had left, and each was exhausted. She heard a crack of a twig. "I told you to go home." She snapped and a hand was on her shoulder turning her around.
"I know and you're supposed to train him." Shikamaru said glaringly and Kita pushed her hand off her. "He came to me, what are you doing?" He asked and she rolled her eyes.
"Everyone laps, I need to talk with Shikamaru." She said and jerked her head to another clearing; she led them there feeling his glare on her back. "Alright, listen up…" She said once in the clearing. "If Ronnin refuse to spar or tells me, that you think, no said, I'm a harpy impossible woman yada yada I really don't feel like training him." She declared.
"Maybe if you weren't impossible, and train them like a slave worker, he'd not rebel against you." Shikamaru retorted angrily and Kita made a face.
"Yes its my fault, I'm sure for training you have them sleep, but I actually want them to succeed." She said with impatience.
"Are you mad with him or me and taking it out on him?" He asked squeezing her wrist till she drew back in pain.
"I was damned cheerful till he started being a wise mouth." She said and he raised a brow. "By cheerful I mean in my own way, which implies shouting." She added and he shook his head leaving. "Tell they can go home will you, I need to do some crap." She said and he made a motion she took for yes.
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Kita felt her pack weight down a little more then usual, she couldn't help, but be sickly excited for her mission though it implied murdering people. "Daigo, I'm going!" She called and Daigo grunted. "Bye Kenji." She said, but there was no response.
Walking over to Kenji's room Kita heard a moan; she made gagging face and banged on the door with her fist. "What?" Kenji yelled alitle hoarse.
"Get Ai out of here now. Oh and tell her mom I said hi." She yelled lousy and Ai ran out red face covering a hickey rather badly. Kenji sent Kita a nasty glare and Kita shrugged, she felt like a mom.
Kita walked in the cool dark night toward the village gate, she was in charge the power illuminated the sky. "Okay roll call, Hinata?" Kita said and the girl raised her hand. "Neji?" She called and he raised his hand, angrily he clearly didn't want to be under Kita's control. "Sakura?" Kita asked and Sakura raised her hand. "Hanabi? Is the whole Hyuuga clan here?" Kita said and Hanabi raised her hand. "Yuki?" Kita asked and Yuki raised his hand. "Finally, Lee?" She said and Lee raised his hand.
"So what's the plan?" Lee asked eagerly and Kita step them up in their advancement plan. Kita would be in the center, like the brain, then Lee in front of her, Sakura to her left and Yuki to her right. Neji would be in front of Lee, Hanabi next to Yuki and Hinata next to Sakura.
"They're our constant eyes, we know where the Mist ninja should attack, but we could be off, and we never know if we run into traps, Lee is the fastest so he's second. I'm in center and the formation could change instantly, so we need to get there before sunrise because that's when they'll leave, Sakura is hanging back to heal." Kita explained as they ran.
"So why are we on the sides?" Hanabi asked and Kita rolled her eyes.
"I know Neji has a weird blind spot as do all Hyuuga clan members, so hopefully I'm canceling it out." Kita said. It was silent for awhile except crickets and breathing, it seemed deafening to a nervous Kita, her heart was on fire, would this work, she really want an ANBU position.
Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!