This chapter was fun to write.
Kita woke up with a blinding headache, the light was too bright and the sound was too loud. "Morning." Kiba said and closed the blinds.
"I hate you." She mumbled and he shrugged not taking it personally and handed her an aspirin with water. "I take it back, I love you." She said and Kiba smiled.
"Dangerous thing to say well alone in a room." He said winking Kita snorted, her most lady like habit. "With a scorned man." He added and lift her up, "My dear." He said and cackled.
The door opened then and Ronnin entered. "What are you doing?" He demanded glaring. Kiba dropped Kita and she glared. "Aren't you dating Shikamaru-sensei?" He accused.
Kita, in a good mood laughed, "Kiba you never told me you were dating Shikamaru." She teased and Ronnin glared. Kiba barked out a laugh and shook with laughter. "C'mon Ronnin yer killing the mood." She stated blandly.
Ronnin's anger subsided. He had decided to keep a detailed report on Kita for his favorite sensei, hopefully to convince him that she was insane. "I think we've worn out their hospitality, we should get going." Kiba stated and Kita nodded, feeling so much better.
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Ronnin hung back with Kita. "So you said you were related the Uchiha?" He asked hopefully casual. She shrugged, humming terribly. "Do you really have no musical ability or are you trying?" Ronnin snapped.
"The first option." She said coolly, she didn't feel like fighting for once, it was nice out, high nineties, miserable for anyone, but Kita. "Oh yeah, I'm distantly related to Uchiha." She added.
"How?" Ronnin continued; Kiba was up front with Akamaru. "I mean you look nothing alike." He stated, disbelieving.
"Uchiha are also linked to Hyuuga." She added vaguely. "Just one female Kichitatsu married an Uchiha years and years ago, that's why they're so good with fire. Not as good as someone with male Kichitatsu lineage. Males pass down the fire control better then female." Kita said easily though it stung, like Daigo would ever have kids.
Kichtatsu might die out, that made her shudder, fire control was a thrilling experience, and useful she could run through burning building with no problems. It was a useful thing. "So if you had kids they'd be like deformed?" Ronnin asked and Kita kicked him.
"No moron, they'd have less fire capabilities then me most likely. Man you're stupid." She said and scoffed. "Shikamaru is some sort of genius, but he seems like some kind of idiot to me." She added.
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Shikamaru sneezed and paused, "That was weird." He said to his deer, Kimiko. She playfully hit him with her head. "Kita." Shikamaru said as an experiment, Kimiko turned away angrily.
The deer really didn't like her. Stepping over the ground where Hidan's head was buried he heard the almost nonstop swearing that came from the immortal. He stomped once, just for satisfaction of enraging him. "Screw you!" Hidan shouted through the ground.
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Naruto rubbed his bruised skull well working, now Tsunade had banned him from ramen for being a brat, man she was like a mom. Naruto grinned at the idea; Tsunade didn't look like a mom, still being young looking, he kind of doubted moms were supposed to get so drunk too.
"N-Naruto." Hinata's quiet voice said opening the door he waved grandly. "C-can I talk t-to you?" She asked face a deep crimson, and then she passed out. Naruto jumped up and lifted her off the floor.
"Hinata you do this too much." He stated.
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Kita waited for the guys to finish their bathroom break. "C'mon how long does it take you to pee?" She demanded with out much response. The leaves rustled and she assumed that Kiba or Ronnin was coming. "Finally." She said, and then felt a cloth covering her mouth.
"Be very quiet or I'll kill you." A voice said and cold water dumped over her. "You won't be starting your fire any time soon." He, the voice was masculine, stated and Kita shivered.
How'd he know? He literally broke her damn legs. Her wrists were now bound and they dragged her into the surrounding forest until she couldn't see the former clearing. She couldn't even see her capturer with her eyes foggy from pain.
Ronnin and Kiba appeared from the forest into the now empty clearing, Akamaru let out a snarl. "Kita ditched?" Ronnin assumed, but the hair standing against his neck told him different.
Kiba shook his head; he smelt fear, and a man. "No something much more serious happened." He said and Akamaru growled. "You run back to Sound." Kiba instructed. "Tell them to send back up then a letter to Konoha." Kiba stated.
"I'm coming." Ronnin demanded and Kiba shook his head.
"Go." He barked and Ronnin relented moving like lightening to back track. "C'mon Akamaru." Kiba said and they followed the sent. Akamaru kept growling there was a messed up presence going.
Kiba halted to a stop; a firm charka barrier was placed in the way. "Are you serious?" He snapped and touched it, no burn just impossible to pass. He rammed it, he was no expert on these things, but it'd have to weaken eventually.
On the inside of the barrier Kita glared at her captured, a basic Mist look. Pointing teeth, eyes blurry light blue, pale, dark hair and a nasty look on his face. "What do you want?" She asked as he put a sling on her legs.
"The boss wants you perfectly fine to be ready for execution." He stated, "You know the boss. He's not really mad at Konoha only you for denying him your energy, Kita." He said pleasantly, to him this was just a job. "I'm Ryota." He added.
"Kita, but seems you know that." She added, she really hated Mist. "You realize no one is going to come for me." She muttered, she hoped it wasn't true, but if someone did come it'd be a surprise.
"You're right, you know that in each hidden village the water is a little different, and since most Konoha ninja drink that water most of their lives, they have one element no other village has, no my shield only bans that element." Ryota said proudly.
"Real fascinating so I assume that means your buddies are going to come to watch me die." She said sarcastically, better to be annoying then scared. "Now about Cloud, I'm sure your boss, the Mizukage is planning to have them side with him." She continued.
Ryota chuckled, he was fine with telling her things; she'd be dead in two hours time. "He was, but the kage their said no, she was real firm about it they were loyal to Konoha. So Mizukage-sama killed her, their two types of people in Cloud and they only agreed on the Mizukage, so they're going through civil war, not much help to Konoha." He said.
Kita swore and Ryota sighed. "Mizukage is a real ass hole." She said. Ryota laughed, loudly happily.
"You're pretty amusing." He said and she glared, not quite forgiving of having her legs snapped like twigs. "Now let's have a good two hours." He said cheerful. Kita wondered if Lee was missing a brother. If she had to choose Ryota would be the more handsome brother still, poor Lee.
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Ronnin panted heavily in front of Sasuke, "Kita kidnapped, back up, letter to Konoha." He said and panted some more. Sasuke raised a brow.
"I don't need to help. I have not allied with Konoha yet." Sasuke stated coldly that Ronnin snapped from his bent over position to glare, straight and as tall was he could be. A woman entered from a back door scowl on her face.
She had green hair and brown eyes, kind of like Ishi only confidence rolled over her. "Sasuke-kun, stop being a child, and send some back up. Just because Naruto-kun didn't ask for some help. Really." She scolded.
Sasuke seemed un-effected except her scowled more. "Midori, I'll do this how I want." He stated. Midori rolled her eyes and left. "I'll send three people for back up." He said
Ronnin knew he should thank Sasuke, but he had a feeling he rather die then do so. He collapsed panting. "Regain strength you'll be showing my ninja where to go." Sasuke stated well writing a letter to Konoha.
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Shikamaru felt antsy something a Nara rarely felt. "Calm down." Neji stated coldly, they were working a on a battle strategy together.
"Sorry I just have this feeling something happened." Shikamaru said and Neji shrugged.
"Something to do with your brat girlfriend?" Neji asked, and Shikamaru was distracted enough not to defy the term 'girlfriend'. "She's on a mission, lucky monster." He said and silently cursed Naruto.
Shikamaru looked out the window; darks clouds were blowing out quickly, a good sign. "She's probably fine, I mean the worse that happens is she burnt a building down." Shikamaru said with humor. "Troublesome."
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No the worst thing was that Ryota is a family man. "This is my niece." He said showing Kita the extensive collection of family photos, he had three toddlers, four brothers, two sisters, six cousins, twelve cousins' kids, four nephews, and six nieces. And then there was his wife's family!
Kita felt like hours had passed, but it was merely fifteen minutes.
I really like how this is going, I might have more then one ending to it, one for people to like sad endings, then happy endings, then twisted endings.