Kita is on the prowl, rawr.
Kita rested restlessly in her hospital bed and generally want to get back to Konoha. The Sound Village sucked, a lot and she was done.
"Howdy." Kiba said entering and jerked backwards, hands up from her glare. Akamaru whimpered next to him. "Calm down darling, what's the problem?'
"Honestly?" She asked him furiously.
"No tell me a lie." Kiba said and Kita roared at him. "The truth." He amended.
"I want to go home, to see Shikamaru, make out with him not to mention get it on, get married, have his kids and live our ninja lives together, but his slow lazy ass has made no moves on me, much less marriage proposal and I'm sick of it!" Kita told him in a whoosh of explosive thoughts.
"Little excessive information for an ex-boyfriend." Kiba informed her grinning awkwardly.
"You've moved on." She assured him and he shrugged.
"So what are you going to do? Jump him?" Kiba said and she snorted then held her ribs making a pained face.
"Please, I'm a little classier than that." She informed him. "Seduce him, which is like subtly jumping a guy, only you make him jump you." She corrected. Kiba blinked than started to giggle. "What?"
"Sorry, Kita, you're not exactly a seductive girl…more like a romp in the hay type of girl." He said still chuckling.
"Excuse you, don't be rude." She said semi-outraged. "I'm plenty seductive and alluring." She purred out and looked at him from under her lashes, little half smile and leaning her cleavage over the bed railing.
"Alright." Kiba said shaking himself like he was in a trance…or genjutsu. "You're seductive, how did you learn to do that?" He asked in amazement.
"I've been Ino's wing-woman for many years." She said shrugging with a half smile. "I have so much crap to do when I get back, harass my tenets, work with my team, seduce a Nara." She sighed heavily.
"You're a busy girl." He said sarcastically. "Ronnin and I will be taking you back tomorrow." He added and gave her a head pat. "Stay safe till then." He added.
Shikamaru lazily rested in his deer reserve waiting for his favorite deer Kimiko to finish with her medicine. Suddenly he sneezed violently.
"I feel some evil intentions on me." He said suddenly and Kimiko looked at him curiously. "Nothing, nothing just eat." He muttered to soothe her and he rubbed his neck. He vaguely wondered when his next mission would be, when Kita would be back, if she was all healed, also he wondered about his team and how he needed to prepare them.
Also he wondered about the ANBU, but soon it became too troublesome to think and he just daydreamed…mildly sexual daydreams about a tall longhaired kunoichi who he missed. Jerking himself to be fully awake he shook his head, he didn't need this, now or ever. Kimiko stared at him worriedly.
"Welcome home!" Kenji and Daigo said when Kita entered her house, which was actually cleaner than when she left it. She looked suspicious.
"Hey." She said warily
"I'm heading out." Daigo said with a half-smile, passing her and she curiously stared after him then turned to see Kenji grinning also…that was weird.
"So am I, but you have a man-friend in your room, he's been waiting for you." He said and left quickly. Kita started to grin also, Shikamaru coming to his senses and visiting her.
Quickly adjusting her shirt to show more cleavage and her shorts to be well…shorter she tried to fix her hair and licked her lips and slinked over towards her room.
"Hey." She said sliding in all seductively. Then she realized though long dark hair, it wasn't Shikamaru. It was Neji; her face went hot as he gave her an incredulous look. "Hey." She said fixing her top.
"Kita." He said smoothly. "As you may know I've been chosen to be clan leader and I need a bride." He said slowly like she was stupid, Neji often believed she was.
"Uh-huh, you need a lady friend to get the ring and produce massive amounts of Hyuuga babies." She said with a purposefully blissful and dumb look on her face.
"And it was suggested I court you, since you're clan has thoroughly been…well the males, I mean male, is unlikely to have children." He said
"I hear that girls think ex-criminal now weapon makers are pretty hot."
"I'm asking you to marry me so that my clan will have your fire powers along with the Hyuuga's normal powers of superior intellect and the byakugan."
"Neji, this is tempting, but I'm going to have to say no, just to save you from the future crime of murdering me, your not so beloved wife." She said and he stood from her bed and sighed out in relief.
"I owe you." He said nodding to her and she decided not to take any offense to any part of this conversation. As he left she crashed on the bed with a huge sigh, tonight she was going to bring Shikamaru back here, by the hair if necessary have her womanly way with him then get him to propose. It was a done deal, decided well by her at least.
What would she wear?
Kita rolled her eyes; she was being such a girl.
Shikamaru sighed fixing his vest and yawned heavily woken from a mid-day nap. Someone was knocking furiously on the door.
Opening it Ino appeared with Choji in tow. Shikamaru braced himself for something annoying to happen.
"Have you seen Kita?" Ino asked. "She's back in town, you know from being in the hospital in the Sound?" She muttered.
"Good for her."
"That's crap." Ino said strongly. "You've been going insane waiting for her and now suddenly oh she's here, whatever."
"Speak of the devil." Choji said and Shikamaru turned to see what he was talking about. His mouth dropped and so did Ino's.
Kita was strolling up in a short cling navy dress, heels, and her hair done up.
"We'll leave." Choji said, but Ino was already rushing out the front door. Kita looked surprised to see Ino, but accepted her hug.
"You look gorgeous!" Ino declared looking her friend over. "Whose dress is that?" She demanded.
"Sakura's…I'm a bit taller than her so it's really short." Kita said and Ino giggled.
"In those heels you're a giant." Ino told her and Kita nervously rubbed her arm. "A sexy giant." Ino corrected.
"Hey Kita, Ino and I will get out of your way now." Choji said and led the overly excited blonde away.
Shikamaru was sitting at his kitchen table still in shock. He knew if he stood in those heels Kita would be his height. Kita entered with out knocking and stood in front of him and smiled seductively, but she was nervously and looked away last second.
"What are you wearing?"
"What? I always like to dress up after near-death experiences." Kita informed him. "Don't you?"
"Dress up? You look like you should being working a street corner." Shikamaru growled. Kita's eyes widened in shock then hurt. Shikamaru instantly felt remorsefully, but Kita cut off his apology.
"Burn in hell, you lazy sexist piece of trash." She snarled and punched him so that he fell of his chair. Stepping in his chest with her heels she snarled at him, completely not thinking about the fact Shikamaru saw right up her skirt. "I hate you. I come to…say hello or something and you insult me." She snapped.
"Clearly you wanted more than a hello." He told her. She screamed and stormed upstairs. Shikamaru slowly stood up touching his chest and wondering what on earth she could be doing.
He found her in his room rooting through his clothes her dress abandoned on his bed next to her heels. She was only in a bra and panties, which he thought, looked nice though he dare not mention it.
"What are you doing?" He demanded.
"Well I have to go walk home and I don't want anyone thinking I'm a prostitute so I need some of you clothes." She informed him, by shrieking. She was pulling on a pair of shorts and then tightening a belt so they wouldn't fall.
"Calm down, listen I'm sorry." He yelled
She gave him the finger well pulling on a white shirt and started to collect the dress and shoes furiously, she'd stop by Sakura's and drop them off.
"I hate you." She said and leaped down his stairs. He didn't bother chasing after her knowing she'd kill him on sight.
Kita made it to Daigo's weapons store where she went into his workshop and started to cry, she hugged her knees to herself and Daigo finished with his customer and went to check on her.
"What's wrong?"
"Aniki, Shikamaru doesn't love me." She said and started to sob loudly. Daigo used his already dirty shirt to wipe her face. "H-he he he…"
"Just breathe." Daigo said soothingly giving her a big hug.
"He said I looked like a HOOKER!" She wailed and Daigo became enraged, but didn't let his sister see it. "I'm going to take you home just give me a second to lock up." He said and she nodded.
A few customers milled around and he snarled at them. "Get out!"
Finally with Kita outside he locked up and lifted her like a baby and carried her all the way home humming a lullaby.
"You're a good big brother." She told him and he smiled, even after trying to kill her he still loved her. He put her to bed tucking her in and everything taking the dress and shoes from her clutched hands.
"That's why I'm going to torch your boyfriend's house." He said to himself as he shut the door to her room. "Kenji." He said to the horny teen.
"Yeah?"
"I need you to watch the house, if that lazy asshole Shikamaru come by, kill him." Daigo stated and Kenji gave him a look. "Fine, just don't let him in." Daigo relented and Kenji nodded.
Daigo headed out furiously trying to find the Nara compound.
Shikamaru, Shikamaru, Shikamaru, we're nearing the end and he's just struggling.