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Dream # 3: Rajah, the tiger from Aladdin

"RAWRRRRRRRR!" roared Rajah as he saw Aurora.

"Oh my goodness! What a big kitteh!" she exclaimed.

Rajah was not amused. "RAWWWWWWWWWWR," he growled.

"Please don't eat me…" she whispered.

Rajah shook his head..never before had someone asked him not to eat them. He meowed in confusion. There was something different about this girl. "Can you speak?" she asked.

Rajah opened his mouth and burped. "Excuse you!"

"Excuse me," he rumbled.

"Oh my goodness! You can talk."

"I can!" he flashed his teeth.

"That's amazing!"

"I usually don't talk at all! Princess Jasmine expects me to act like a cat! I'm a freaking tiger!!!! So I do this cat act for her!"

"Wow, and I thought I had it bad!"

"What happened with you?"

Aurora explained the situation of how when she was little Maleficent put a curse on her and how her fairy god mothers tried to reverse it and the whole thing about true love's kiss. "Do you know who your true love is?"

"Yeah! He's a stranger!" she giggled.

"A stranger?" he tilted his head, "Girl! You have issues! I recommend talking to a therapist stat!"

"A therapist? What's that?"

Rajah hit his face with his paw. "Ask your fairy god mothers!"

Aurora rubbed Rajah's head and he purred. "Good kitty."

"You must be Princess Aurora!"

"How did you know?"

"You were in one of the magazines Jasmine was reading about!"

"Oh Jasmine! I read about her in a magazine too! Is it true that she had an affair with Jafar?"

"Lies!"

"Okay…did she have an affair with one of her guards?"

"Yep definitely true!"

"Wow how did Aladdin take it?"

"Aladdin's going to have a reality tv show where he tries to find true love with other Disney princesses. Rumors are spreading quickly about who is gonna be on it!"

"Do you know who is casting for it?"

"I'm the casting director!" Rajah grinned.

"Oh my goodness!"

"We have one spot left! You wanna audition?" he asked

"SURE!!!!!!!!"

So Rajah set up his filming equipment and turned to Aurora. "I'm going to ask you some questions and answer truthfully okay?" he told her.

Aurora nodded in agreement.

"All right so tell us what your name is…"

"Aurora"

"Okay Aurora…what's your favorite food!"

"Bagels! Oh and sometimes I like jello."

"Have you ever been in a fight?"

"Yes I have."

"With who?"

"That blonde girl….Alice I think her name was? She got all pissy with me because I was flirting with her boyfriend the Mad Hatter."

"So you would willingly flirt with a person in a relationship?"

"If they were cute, then maybe!" she giggled.

"Have you ever been in a food fight?"

"Yes. I got mad at my god mothers when they wouldn't let me play with the Prince next door…His name was Prince Adam. He disappeared though. I wandered into the castle and there was a furry beast thingy."

"Well Aurora you passed your audition! You are going to be on Aladdin's search for love!!!!!!!!"

Aurora squealed like a fan girl!