Author's note: I don't own anything

"Hello and Welcome to cooking with Snow White," Snow White greeted Aurora.

"Hi Snow White, it's been awhile, how are you?" Aurora greeted back.

"I'm wonderful," she gave Aurora a cheesey smile.

"So what are we making today?" Aurora began.

"Today we are making "APPLE PIE"!" she giggled.

Aurora's eyes widened. "Snow, no!"

"Yes! Apple pie!"

"Do you even know how to make apple pie?"

"Nope!"

"Then why are we making it?"

Snow White didn't answer as she began to pull out random ingridents. "Kids, don't try this at home!" Snow White whispered to an invisble camera.

"Snow, who are you talking to?" Aurora became concerned.

"The camera," Snow White laughed as she pointed into the empty air.

"There is no camera!"

Snow White's eyes began to twitch. "GRUMPY!" she screamed on top of her lungs.

Grumpy came walking in grouch as ever. "You screamed your majesty?"

"WHERE IS MY CAMERA!"

"Happy has it."

"GO GET HAPPY!"

"You fired him."

Crickets chirped. "GO GET HIM!"

Grumpy didn't budge. "You fired-"

"NOW!"

Grumpy walked out and came back with a drunk Happy. "Hiiiiiiii Snowieee" Happy slurred.

"WHY AREN'T YOU FILMING?" Snow White was turning red.

"I was drinking Snowieeeee," he burped.

"Don't let it happen again."

Snow White turned back into her regular charming self. Aurora was scared out of her mind. "Note to self, stay on Snow White's good side."

Happy sloppily turned on the camera and started to swing it around. "Don't make me tie to the chair!" Snow White started up again.

Happy leaned forward with his butt in the air as they began to film the show. "So, first for the apple pie, you get a ready made pie crust!" she presented the crust.

"Isn't that cheating?" Aurora asked.

Snow White's eye began to twitch. "Sorry go on."

"Then you take an apple and put it in the crust." Snow White did so.

"Then you take your fist and you punch the apple."

Snow White started to punch the apple and pieces of it came flying. "Hahaha!" she laughed wickedly.

She attacked that apple. This went on for over an hour. Snow White's fists hurt. "Snow, do you need to have a talk?"

"Yeah.."

Aurora pulled out her therapist chair and took a seat. She had a pencil and a notebook. "Now tell me what's on your mind."

"Well, ever since the apple incident, I've developed an obession with apples," explained Snow White.

"What kind of apples?"

"Red."

"No other apples?"

"Just Red."

"Was the apple your evil step mother used a red one?"

"Of course."

"I think I know what the problem is."

"What is it?"

"You are angry at your father for marrying the evil queen, and you associate her with red apples. You are taking your frustrations out on these poor innocent apples. Not all apples are evil."

Snow White's eyes widened. "They aren't?" she asked.

Aurora nodded as she handed a red apple to Snow White. Snow White stared at the apple. "Now, do you really want to continue with this cooking show?"

Snow White handed Aurora the apple back. "I am."

Aurora hit her head over and over again with the notepad.