Author's Note: I don't own anything
Dream 12: Jafar
Aurora came running up to Jafar and had a pair of scissors.
"What are you doing?"
"Trimming your beard!"
Aurora hummed as she began to trim away his beard and his mustache. "You are gonna look so hot! The ladies will be all over you like peanut butter and jelly."
"There's one lady that I want though."
"Who is that?"
"Jasmine!"
"But she and Aladdin broke up and she's with some guard now and Aladdin had his own reality tv show!"
Jafar sighed and pulled a mirror up to he could see his face. He winked at himself and pointed. "Like it?"
"Love it! Now let's go find me a sexy lady!"
Jafar and Aurora wandered throughout the entire town looking for a potential lover for Jafar. They had no such luck. Until, they came across the ocean and from the ocean emerged Kida. Jafar's jaw dropped when he saw the half naked woman. "DAMMMMMMN! You sooooo hawt girllllllll!"
Kida smiled and opened her arms Ariel style like when she came to Prince Erik. "I'm here for you Jafar! Let's get married!"
Suddenly, a whole wedding scene appeared out of nowhere. People came from near and far for the wedding of the century. "How long have they known each other?" people whispered.
"Not even a whole minute."
Suddenly Prince Phillip appeared out of nowhere and sang, "Sexy matchmaker, I want to love you forever."
"Oh shut up," snapped Aurora as she went to marry Kida and Jafar.
"Shunnnnnned," sang Jafar as he waved at Phillip.
The wedding took not even a whole five minutes. Aurora said, "Okay so you guys, do you?"
They nodded and they were married.
And they lived happily ever after for about half an hour. Then they wanted a divorce.