*Note: Part of my story uses dialogue from a popular YouTube clip series called Charlie and the Unicorn and popular television shows Glee and Supernatural. I just wanted to mention it so there is no plagiarism involved the dialogue taken directly from the other series are highlighted in bold. Thank you.

Chapter 4: Secret Dreams of Charlie's Angel.

Scene: Winchester's Hotel Room

A maid knocks on their door to ask them if they need any fresh towels.

Dean opens it and smiles at her.

Dean: "We don't need towels, but we do need some assistance. Come in."

Sam: "Yes, come in please."

The female maid walks into the room cautiously not sure why they want her to come in so badly.

The maid: "You need me to change the sheets?"

Sam quickly smiles at her then nods.

Sam: "Yes, but that can't wait see we have a bigger problem here. There's a young lady in the bathroom that is having some menstrual issues. Well she's in there."

Sam points his hand at the bathroom too embarrassed to continue.

Castiel peaks his head out at them and groans from the pain again.

The maid just stares at them not sure what they are asking her for.

Castiel shows her the pad in his hand.

The maid sweetly smiles then walks into the bathroom with Castiel and shuts the door.

Dean sighs in relief that a woman is here to help handle this.

Scene: Inside the Bathroom

Castiel: "I'm so sorry to bother you, but I just don't know how to use this."

The maid: "Oh I see. Well its okay I have two daughters so I know just what to do."

Castiel shyly stares at the maid still afraid of what she will do to help especially after reading about how to insert tampons.

The maid opens the bathroom door again just slightly so she can talk to the Winchesters.

The maid: "Where are her clothes?"

Dean: "Over there?"

The maid looks at a pile of men's clothes on the floor including Castiel's tan trench coat frowns.

The maid stares at them like they are crazy.

Sam: "Well when we found her she was wearing only men's clothes."

The maid sighs at them then looks back at Castiel.

The maid: "Alright honey, I'll be right back then just hold tight okay."

Castiel nods at her and sits on the toilet quietly.

The maid steps out, closes the door to the bathroom again then turns towards the brothers.

The maid: "Uh do you guys have any money? I need to buy her some clean underwear."

Dean pulls out his wallet and hands the maid a twenty dollar bill.

Castiel tries squeezing his legs together to stop the blood, but it doesn't do much good so he just stays on the toilet and waits for the maid to return. .

Sam and Dean pace back in forth anxiously waiting for the maid to return.

Several minutes later the maid comes back with some of her own clothes and brand new underwear.

The maid: "They are clean I just washed them so she can wear my clothes. I also got her some new underwear and a toothbrush at the gift shop. Here's your change."

Dean holds up his hand in protest

Dean: "Keep it!"

Dean is just grateful he didn't have to go buy them.

The maid: "Okay I'm coming in sweetie you ready?"

The maid gently knocks on the bathroom door.

Castiel hides behind the door and opens it slowly so she can come in.

The maid brings the clothes and underwear into the bathroom with her and after another half hour Castiel finally comes out fully dressed. Castiel is now wearing a bra and panties for the first time ever which he finds incredibly binding as he tries to walk in them and the pad feels strange between his legs, but he figures to himself that it's better than bleeding all over the place. Over that Castiel put on a soft pink sweater, dark denim jeans and white tennis shoes and white socks.

The maid smiles glad to see this strange girl smile. The maid brushes Castiel's hair in the mirror until it's nice, shiny and smooth.

Castiel: "Thank you so much."

The maid: "No problem, just remember what I told you and you'll be fine. If you have any more questions just call the lobby and ask for Esmeralda."

Castiel nods at her very grateful for the assistance.

Sam and Dean both wonder for a minute about the mystery of women and what goes on with their bodies, but neither wants to ask because it makes them both uncomfortable.

Sam stands up again and hands the maid another twenty dollars for her trouble.

Esmeralda: "Oh that's not necessary."

Sam: "Please take it we owe you big time for this. We'll make sure to get your clothes back to you as soon as we can."

Dean gives a quick wink and smiles at Esmeralda.

Esmeralda smiles at both of them then looks at Castiel again.

Esmeralda: "We women have to stick together so its cool she can have them."

She winks at Castiel once then goes over grabs the soiled sheets off the bed and throws them into the bin attached to her maid service cart outside their hotel room door. She takes some freshly laundered sheets off the car and remakes both beds.

Esmeralda softly hums to herself as she works and Dean smiles while he watches her.

Sam checks his laptop again to see if there are any messages from Bobby yet.

Esmeralda: "Will she be staying in here with you two gentlemen?"

Castiel pauses and looks at Sam.

Sam: "No, we'll go down to the lobby and get her a separate room later."

Castiel smiles

Esmeralda: "Okay then, I'll let the manager know to prepare another room for her. Also, you should probably get her some new clothes too there's a mall downtown."

Dean looks annoyed, but tries to smile anyway.

Dean: "Yeah shopping great won't that be fun."

Esmeralda laughs at his sarcastic remark.

Esmeralda: "Well I get off at six this evening; I can take her down to the mall in Henderson it doesn't close till nine."

Castiel: "That would be great thanks. I just need a few things really I don't change clothes much."

Esmeralda: "Alright sweetie, then I'll see you at six -thirty, we'll make it a girls night!"

She smiles at Castiel before finally exiting the room humming down the hallway as she pushes her cart.

Castiel goes over to the corner and puts on his trench coat again even though it's slightly too big on his new smaller frame he still enjoys wearing the more familiar garment.

Castiel: "Uh guys what is a girl's night?"

Dean: "I don't know, but it sounds sexy! You may even get to have a half naked pillow fight…oh if you do can I watch?"

Sam rolls his eyes.

Sam interrupts Dean with a fake cough before Castiel can respond to Dean's inquiry.

Sam: "Okay so how about we all go get something to eat and you can tell us more about yourself and this angel business of yours."

Dean: "Oh yes food finally I'm starving!"

Dean claps his hands together and rubs them together in anticipation

Castiel notices his own stomach grumbling which he also finds disconcerting as he isn't use to be hungry either.

Castiel: "Well I guess I should probably feed this vessel. I think it's in need of nourishment."

Sam: "Good, but uh miss what should we call you?"

Castiel: "My name is Castiel I told you Sam."

Sam frowns at that.

Sam: "Its just that's not really a girl's name, is it?"

Castiel: "No, but that's because I'm not really a girl."

Sam frowns again still confused about all of this. He assumes this woman is either totally delusional or something supernaturally strange is happening, but he can't figure out which just yet.

Sam: "Well how about we call you Crystal instead. That's a nice girly name right?"

Dean shrugs like its okay with him.

Castiel sighs he prefers his own name since he's had it for centuries, but he realizes it must be strange for them to see him as an angel or as a man in this body, so he agrees to the new name for now.

Castiel: "Crystal will be fine I guess, but only if I can call you Sammy?"

Sam stares at Castiel in shock that this lady would suggest such a thing since they hadn't mentioned the nickname before it makes him even more confused about this strange woman.

Dean just laughs immediately at the look on Sam's face.

Dean: "Yeah, come on Sammy lets go eat."

Sam grabs his jacket and turns off his computer. Dean grabs the car keys and the three of them all head out in the Impala to find a diner for breakfast.

Castiel sits in the backseat wondering when this strange dream will end and what will happen to him once he finally wakes up from it. He feels the wind blow through his long hair and for the first time he feels slightly comfortable in this new body as he prepares for what else may happen to him.

Scene: At the Deer Heads Diner

Dean begins stuffing his face with a pile of chocolate chip pancakes smothered in syrup and whip cream.

Sam is quietly spreading fresh grape jam on his toast and sips his coffee.

He ordered a short stack of traditional buttermilk pancakes, but hasn't gotten around to eating them yet. Sam prefers to savor his food more slowly rather than gobble it up like his brother.

Sam shakes his head slightly at Dean's sloppy eating, but smiles happy that his brother appears to be enjoying his food.

Dean looks over at Castiel and notices that he is barely touched his pancakes or bacon.

Dean: "What's wrong Crystal, I thought you said you were hungry?"

Castiel sighs as he twirls a fork around on his plate.

Castiel: "I still feel a bit nauseous the cramps have stopped, but I'm just finding it difficult to eat dead animal carcasses while dead animal heads are looking down at me."

Dean looks up at the various stuffed animal heads around the place including the large elk head placed right on the wall above their booth.

Dean: "I don't know it kind of has that homey lived in feel at least there are no rabbits on the walls."

Castiel sighs and sips some of his water.

Sam: "Crystal, can tell us more about the angels?"

Castiel: "Well there are lots of angels and they take on various holy duties, some rebelled against heaven to destroy earth while others just escaped to have a good time like Gabriel. He's well what you might call a rogue angel. He likes to mess with you two and pretend he's a God. Well the other versions of you two anyway."

Sam: "Other versions?"

Sam looks confused. Dean stops eating for a moment to really listen to this.

Castiel: "Where I come from you two are my friends and we are trapped in a mansion with some psychotic cult mistress woman who wants to sacrifice me to her pagan god Capri tomorrow at midnight. We have to stop her, but in order to do that I need to wake up."

Sam thinks about all this for a moment then looks at Dean

Dean: "Where you come from? Where is that?"

Castiel: "Heaven, but right now I'm dreaming."

Dean: "Really you don't say."

Dean rolls his eyes because he doesn't believe a word of this nonsense.

Sam: "Maybe we should call Bobby and talk to him about this."

Dean chews a bit more then takes a drink from his coffee cup.

Dean: "Bobby's been real busy working that VS case I don't think we should bother him right now we can handle this Sam."

Sam: "But, Bobby knows more about dreams than anyone he can help us."

Sam looks at Castiel.

Sam: "See Bobby is our friend and a fellow hunter. He can."

Castiel interrupts Sam's explanation

Castiel: "Yeah, I know all about Bobby Singer we've met plenty of times when I'm awake."

Dean: "So you really think this is all just a dream?"

Castiel: "I know it sounds strange, but it's true. I just hope I can wake up before it's too late."

Sam: "Too late for what?"

Castiel: "Too late to stop Victoria from killing us all."

Sam frowns and looks at Dean. Dean looks even more irritated now.

Dean: "Well maybe this will help. Follow me!"

Dean throws some cash down on the table then heads out of the diner.

Castiel stands up and follows him. Sam pulls out a little more money for a tip then wipes his face and leaves the diner to see what Dean is up to now.

Dean heads straight towards the woods swiftly looking around to make sure there are no people nearby or within earshot.

Castiel walks quickly to keep up and finds it strangely interesting the way his new breast jiggle as he jogs towards Dean.

Dean notices it too, but tries not to stare too much.

Dean pulls out his shotgun from his back pocket then aims it at Castiel.

Castiel stops moving and immediately gets nervous.

Castiel: "Dean! What is that for?"

Dean: "Well my theory is that if this is a dream then if I shoot you chances are you'll wake up. People usually wake up when they die in dreams."

Castiel blinks his eyes while he's trying to process this new information.

Castiel: "Really, you think that'll work?"

Dean shrugs.

Dean: "It's worth a shot."

Dean cocks his gun and points it at Castiel.

Sam freaks out and yells at him.

Sam: "Dude, what are you nuts? You can not just shoot her in the woods like a ghost!"

Dean: "Why not? She might wake up if this is just a dream like she says."

Sam: "And if its not she could die!"

Castiel sighs

Castiel: "Its okay Sam if I die well then I can just go back to heaven and its better than being like this forever."

Sam: Like what human?

Castiel nods at him.

Castiel: "Sure I've thought about it before, but being human is just not for me especially in this body. I don't feel like a woman and I don't want to be one anymore. I just want to escape this nightmare before something else worse happens to us."

Sam shakes his head at the both of them. He steps in front of Dean and puts his hand on top of the gun until Dean finally puts the gun down.

Sam: "Let me just call Bobby first. He may be able to figure out another way besides Esmeralda is expecting to take Crystal out shopping tonight we shouldn't disappoint her.

Dean rolls his eyes at Sam.

Dean: "Fine go ahead, but I still think this is all just a big fat waste of time."

Sam pulls out his cell phone

Castiel sighs sadly wishing he could wake up then hears a strange sound in the woods.

Castiel: "What was that?"

Dean: "What? I didn't hear anything."

Dean looks around the woods and tries to listen.

Castiel: "I just heard it again."

Dean looks around again, but sees nothing and hears nothing out of the ordinary. He thinks this woman is mental.

Dean: "It's all in your head lady."

Castiel: "For the last time I'm not a lady! I'm an angel of the Lord for heaven's sake!"

Dean: "Yeah okay whatever you're angel sure cause that makes perfect sense."

Dean rolls his eyes again.

Castiel frowns in confusion he couldn't have sworn he heard something or someone. He walks away from them a bit more into the woods to listen for the sound again.

Sam listens to the phone ringing, but Bobby doesn't answer.

Sam: "Hey Bobby, it's me Sam. We've got a strange situation on our hands and well it's hard to explain over the phone so just call me right away when you get this."

Sam hangs up and sighs.

Sam: "That's not like him not to answer his phone."

Dean: "I told you he's busy working a real important case Sam, which is what we should be doing instead of dealing with this mental patient."

Sam: "She needs our help Dean. Let's just go back to the hotel room and wait for him to call."

Sam looks around, but doesn't see her.

Sam: "Hey, where'd she go?"

Dean frowns as he looks for their new charge.

Dean: "I don't know she was right over there a second ago."

Sam: "Maybe she went back to the diner to use the bathroom, let's go check."

Dean nods and they both leave the woods.

Scene: In the woods.

Castiel hears the strange sound again and it sounds like its getting closer to him.

Castiel: "Guys, something is coming we should probably go."

Castiel turns around and both brothers have disappeared from his line of sight.

Castiel: "Sam? Dean?"

They still don't answer him, but Castiel hears another voice in the woods instead.

Creepy voice: "Charlie!"

Castiel shouts out for his friends.

Castiel: "Sam! Dean! Where are you?"

Creepy voice: "Charlie! Hey, Charlie!"

Castiel knows that's not Sam or Dean's voice which makes him very nervous.

Castiel: "Whose there? Who's Charlie?"

Castiel turns around and around looking to see if he sees anyone, but all he sees are flashes of pink and blue lights going so fast he can't tell where they are coming from. He starts feeling very weak and sleepy again like he did the night before.

Castiel gets scared he's afraid to fall asleep again the last time he did he turned into a woman, he can't imagine what will happen if he falls asleep again.

He tries to keep his eyes open and call for help, but all he hears are two creepy voices behind the trees giggling at him.

Castiel tries to get out of the woods before it's too late and starts to run. Soon his new legs begin to feel heavy and he can't run anymore. He slowly makes it too a clearing near the woods and stops totally exhausted and confused. He breathes in out and out heavily trying to stay awake.

A few moments later Castiel can't withstand it any longer, he faints again and falls into an even deeper level of sleep as his nightmare intensifies and becomes even weirder.

Scene: In a meadow near the woods.

A blue unicorn and a pink unicorn stare down at sleeping Castiel.

Blue unicorn: "Wake up Charlie!"

Pink unicorn: "Wake up you silly sleepy head!"

Castiel slowly opens his eyes and looks up at the unicorns staring down at him in the woods.

Castiel has never seen unicorns before in fact he's been pretty sure up until now that they didn't exist. He knows that God created many supernatural creatures, but unicorns are not one of his creations which can only mean one thing.

Castiel thinks to himself, this is that witch's doing I'm still dreaming, but why the unicorns!

Castiel: "What? What's going on?"

Castiel looks and sees that behind them is a ring of fire

Castiel jumps up in shock and fear.

Castiel: "The meadow is on fire!"

Castiel groans and it comes out sounding like a horse.

Blue unicorn: "It's okay Charlie, its all in your head."

Castiel: "I'm still dreaming then aren't I?"

Pink unicorn: "Of course not silly we are the ones dreaming."

Castiel frowns at them totally confused and freaked out by them.

The unicorns laugh at him like its funny.

Blue unicorn: "We found a map Charlie, a map to Candy Mountain."

Pink unicorn: "Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

Blue unicorn: "Yeah, Charlie. We're going to Candy Mountain!

Pink unicorn: "Come with us, Charlie!"

Blue unicorn: "Yeah, Charlie! It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Charlie!"

Castiel: "My name is not Charlie and I don't care anything about an adventure! I just want to wake up from this nightmare!"

Castiel suddenly feels as though something soft is brushing up against his butt.

Castiel turns his head and sees that his body is no longer that of a human female anymore, but of a pure white unicorn.

Castiel: "Oh my God! I'm a unicorn too! No! What is this?"

Castiel groans again very frustrated and disturbed.

Blue unicorn: "If you come with us to Candy Mountain inside the Candy Mountain Candy Charlie is where you can wake up and be normal again Charlie?"

Pink unicorn: "Yeah, Charlie Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness.

Castiel frowns at them because they are so loud, strange looking and have creepy annoying voices.

Castiel: "Are you serious? Will I really be able to wake up if I go with you to this Candy Mountain place?"

Blue unicorn: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Candy Mountain, Charlie! Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

The blue unicorn nudges Castiel with his nose over and over and over

Pink Unicorn: "Please come Charlie! PLEASE!"

Castiel figures this whole thing is just another silly dream so why not go along with it and see if he can escape somehow.

Castiel: Fine! Alright! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain just stop touching me!

Blue unicorn: "YEAH!"

Castiel rolls his eyes and starts trying to walk on his new hooves. Castiel bends his head down to look between his new unicorn legs and notices something big hanging between his back legs

Castiel thinks to himself, well I'm a male unicorn that's something at least I don't have a period anymore.

Castiel walks with his new companions and decides from now on to call the blue unicorn Sam and the pink one Dean since something in these unicorns' eyes reminds him of the Winchesters. But, these unicorns are not the Winchesters and are not his friends.

The pink and blue unicorns sing as the walk through the woods towards Candy Mountain.

They sing La la la la, la la la la. La la la la, la la la la. La!

Their singing continues for several hours and Castiel starts too get irritated. His head already hurts from fainting and these unicorns have terrible singing voices so he finally yells at them.

Castiel: "Alright, enough with the singing already!"

Pink unicorn: "Don't be such a downer Charlie!"

Castiel frowns

Castiel: "I'm not it's just we've been walking for a long time I could use a break."

Blue unicorn: "Our first stop is over there, Charlie."

Castiel: "Well where's the map? I thought you two said you had a map to this place."

Blue unicorn: "We don't need that silly old map anymore. The magical Leopleurodon will show us the way!"

Pink Unicorn: "YEAH! PUDDING!"

Castiel frowns in confusion at them.

Castiel: "My name is Castiel not Charlie and there is no such thing as a magical Leopleurodon."

Pink unicorn: "A few hours ago you thought there was no such thing as unicorns just look over there!"

Castiel looks over at a big stone slab and lying on top of it is the strangest fattest creature he's ever seen. He assumes it's some type of monster with big blue and pink scales, deep black eyes and two very large fins like a whale.

Castiel: "Oh, God. What is that thing?"

Blue unicorn: "It's a Leopleurodon, Charlie"!

Castiel: "But, there is no such thing!"

Blue unicorn: Shun the non-believer!

Pink unicorn: SHUN!

Blue unicorn: !

Castiel sighs in defeat

Castiel: "Fine you can call me Charlie!"

Pink unicorn: "Thanks Steve!"

Castiel just stares totally confused now.

The Leopleurodon sits up on its stone slab and lets out a big burp then falls back down on the stone and goes to sleep.

Blue unicorn: "The Leopleurodon has spoken! He's told us the way!"

Castiel frowns

Castiel: "I speak every language on earth including some not even heard of on this planet yet. I'm an angel and I know that thing didn't say anything in fact you are just making it up."

Blue unicorn: "Just stop talking!"

Pink unicorn: "Yeah STEVE! I'm mean Charlie!"

Castiel is furious, but decides too stay silent for now as they continue on their journey.

The unicorns go back to singing again.

"Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue

Go with the flow
Go with the flow

Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music, hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know, you can do it

Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know

When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so

Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music, hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it

All you need is your own imagination
So use it that's what it's for
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door

It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping, it will give you new life
You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it

Come on, vogue
Let your body groove to the music, hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it

Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so beautiful
Magical, life's a ball
So get up on the dance floor

Come on, vogue
Let your body groove to the music, hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow, you know you can do it

Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue
A pose
A pose
Vogue, vogue

Vogue, vogue
Beauty's where you find it
Move to the music
Vogue, vogue
Beauty's where you find it
Go with the flow

Greta Garbo and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine

Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air

They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
WILL SCHEUSTER, I HATE YOU!

Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it

Vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue

Let your body move to the music
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Ooh, you've got to

Let your body move to the music
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Ooh, you've got to

Let your body move to the music
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Ooh, you've got to just

Let your body move to the music
Ooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow"

Castiel tries to remain calm though he badly wishes that Dean had just shot him earlier so this crazy nightmare would be over.

Blue unicorn: "It's just over this bridge, Charlie. This magical bridge of hope and wonder!"

Castiel starts to walk onto the wooden bridge hanging over a deep raven. It freaks him out because although he is use to heights, he's also use to having wings to prevent him from falling.

Blue unicorn starts bouncing on the bridge which makes Castiel even more nervous.

Castiel: "Is anyone else getting covered in splinters? Seriously, guys we shouldn't be on this thing. This is dangerous let's turn back."

The Pink unicorn begins to bounce on the bridge too and shout his name.

Pink unicorn: "Charliee. Charlieee. Chaaarrrlleeeeeeeee. Chaaaarllllleeeeeeeeee!"

Castiel: "I'm right here! What do you want?"

Pink unicorn: "We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

Castiel rolls his eyes.

Castiel: "I'm aware of that!"

Pink unicorn: "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

Castiel: "What? No, that isn't accurate."

Blue unicorn: "Well did you know that when an angel gets it wings fat people die?"

Castiel: "That is not true our wings come from heaven and have nothing to do with overweight humans."

Blue unicorn: "Oh, oh Charlie guess what? Guess what?"

Castiel raises an eyebrow at him.

Castiel: "What!"

Pink unicorn: Hey, Ass Butt!

The pink and the blue unicorn roll on the floor with laughter.

Castiel: "That is just rude Dean stop it now!"

Pink unicorn: "We're here!"

Castiel walks off the bridge and looks up to see a huge mountain made of pudding and covered in pie flavored frosting.

Castiel: "So where's all the candy? This is supposed to be Candy Mountain right?"

Pink unicorn: "The candies inside of course numb nuts! Mmmmmmmm Peanut M&Ms!"

Blue unicorn: "I much rather have a salad."

Castiel frowns again.

Castiel: "You two are both weird!"

Blue unicorn: "That's okay we still love you Charlie!"

Pink unicorn: "Of course we do even if God hates you!"

Pink unicorn begins to sing again La la la la, la la la la... La la la la, la la la la!

Castiel: "God doesn't hate me. Who said that?"

Pink unicorn: "Are you positive?"

Castiel nods

Castiel: "Yes, I'm positive."

Blue unicorn: "Then you're a fool, only fools are positive."

Castiel: "That doesn't make any sense either! I'm tired of playing games lets just get this over with."

Blue unicorn: "Then go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie."

Pink unicorn: "Yeah, Charlie! Go inside the cave where magical wonders will behold you when you enter!"

Castiel walks closer to the entrance of the cave and suddenly he starts to remember things more clearly. He pauses right before entering the cave.

Castiel: "You know I think I saw this on Sam's computer once. Dean showed it too me. This is a bad idea now that I think of it. This is one of those stupid You-tube videos I'm dreaming about isn't it?"

The Pink unicorn frowns

Pink unicorn: "No!"

Castiel: "If I go in there some monster will knock me over the head and rip out my kidney!"

Blue unicorn: "Nah, you'll be fine go ahead."

Castiel shakes his unicorn head.

Castiel: "I'm not going in there! You two can go."

Pink unicorn: "Get in the cave Charlie!"

Castiel: "No! You're both crazy!"

Blue unicorn: "You are really starting to get on my nerves Charlie!"

The pink and blue unicorn's eyes turn totally black.

Castiel: "Get back! Get away from me!"

Pink unicorn quickly shoots fire out of his horn that encircles Castiel in a ring of holy fire.

Pink unicorn: "There is no escape Charlie!"

Castiel: "No! This can't be happening! Who are you?"

Pink unicorn: "You remember us Castiel of course how could you forget me."

Castiel: "You called me Castiel?"

Pink unicorn: "Yeah that's your name isn't it?"

Castiel: "Yes, but?"

Blue unicorn: "Oh don't be such a scary cat, we won't bite well not that hard anyway."

Pink unicorn laughs

Castiel: "I want out of this nightmare now!"

Blue unicorn: "Only if you go in the cave."

Castiel: "No I'll die in there!"

Blue unicorn: "You won't die stupid, just go in the cave and you'll get to wake up!"

Castiel: "No I don't believe you! You're both insane liars."

Pink unicorn: "I'm bored with this."

Pink unicorn transforms into her true form Victoria.

Castiel: "Victoria!"

Castiel glares at her.

Blue unicorn is really the god Capri who appears in the form of Esmeralda's vessel.

Both women smile wickedly at him and walk around his cage of fire.

Capri: "Castiel as fun as it is playing with your mind like this you do realize that when you wake up you'll be my dinner don't you?"

Castiel: "You son of a bitch!"

Capri: "Know that's not true I'm not anyone's son as you can see."

Castiel watches as the two naked women stare at him.

Castiel: "You'll have to let me wake up eventually and when you do I will kill you both!"

Capri: "You think can? You're nothing but a unicorn."

Capri laughs.

Castiel: "I will when I change back to my true vessel."

Capri laughs at him.

Capri: "If you can get back to it."

Capri crosses through the ring of fire without as much as a scratch.

Capri's short curvy body seems grows taller as she comes closer, so tall that soon her petite female frame becomes as tall as Castiel.

Castiel looks down at her longer slim legs then back up at her eyes.

Capri grabs Castiel horn with her hand and grips his hair tightly with her sharp nails.

Castiel tries to pull back, but she's very strong.

Capri: "I just want a taste before dinner time."

Capri licks the side of Castiel's neck all the way up the side of his face.

Castiel glares totally grossed out by this freakish god licking him.

Capri: "You taste wonderful, better than licorice sticks and candy canes."

Castiel: "Get away from me!"

Castiel kicks Capri's legs fast and hard.

Capri falls to the ground and Castiel starts pounding Capri with his fists as hard as possible.

Capri laughs like it barely hurts.

Victoria: "Capri, my Lord its time too go! Let him just stew here for awhile."

Capri gets up off the ground and pushes Castiel backwards.

Capri steps out of the ring of fire and smiles.

Capri: "See you for dinner."

Capri laughs one final time

Capri takes Victoria by the hand they both close their eyes and disappear from the woods leaving Castiel alone trapped in the ring of fire.

The magical Leoplurodon comes crawling up towards Castiel.

The Leoplurodon begins to sing a cheerful song to drive him nuts while he's imprisoned.

"Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up

then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheering loud

such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land

They've got lollypops and gummy drops and candy things

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day

It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town

it's the Mecca of love and candy canes

they've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats

candy rats, chocolate mats, it's a wonderland of sweets

Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band

Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground

Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree.

In the candy cave imagination runs so free

So now Charlie, please will you go into the cave?"

Castiel: "I'm not Charlie! Leave me alone! Stop it!"

The Leoplurodon whips his big fat tail around and smacks it right into Castiel knocking him through the fire and into the cave.

Castiel screams as everything around him goes pitch dark.

Castiel: "NO! DON'T TAKE MY KIDNEY!"