(A/N) HELLO DARLINGS!!! (Yes my darlings…I WUVS YOU ALL!!!!) No I haven't been on any drugs so calm down…

School. I hate it. I really do. Two days into the school year and I was ready for a vacation. Worst part is that my friend signed me up to be on the newspaper. Yippe.

Oh and my ferret Ozzy! (The cute little booger!) He WON'T use his litter box! My mom is starting to get really mad…

(As in she's ready to toss him out our two story window…yeah.)

ON WITH THE STORY!!!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

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Chapter 6:

"Deidara!"

Said man turned around curiously only to be met with pink hair and blazing green eyes.

Ahem. BEAUTIFUL, blazing green eyes.

"Hey Sakura…" Deidara greeted with a grin, he just couldn't help himself. Every time he was around this girl, he felt…weird. A good weird, but still the feeling was, you could say, odd. He felt like he was ready to run a hundred mile race, or that he would just explode at any moment. It was an adrenaline rush.

And he wouldn't say that he disliked it.

"Hey-uh…you okay?" Sakura asked, knocking Deidara out of the fixed state he was in.

"Uh yeah, I'm fine, just a bit tired. Couldn't get Kei to go to sleep…" Deidara muttered the last part. "So how's life in Sakura Haruno's world?" He asked punching her shoulder lighty. Sakura laughed a bit and slugged his arm right back.

"Fine, sorta. I got into a fight with my…guardians!" Sakura chirped out grinning. Deidara poked her side, making her wince.

"That's a good thing?" He asked, raising an eyebrow then flinched when Sakura poked his forehead. (Standing on her tippy toes, the man was tall!)

"Well I never really liked the-EEP!" Sakura was interrupted when Deidara tickled her side a bit, grinning like mad. Sakura bent over and backed away to get away from his teasing touch. When Deidara stopped, she caught her breathe and then smirked.

"GOTCHA!" Sakura yelled, nearly pouncing on Deidara. He struggled to get away as Sakura tickled him with a vengeance. His laugh echoed down the street and Sakura's maniacal laughter could be heard for miles. Onlookers merely stared at the odd couple, wondering if they were sane. Probably not.

And on went the day.

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You know when your day goes so well and perfect that you just want to burst out singing, knowing nothing could ruin this perfect moment.

And then it comes crashing down on your head.

Sakura was having one of those days. She was now face to face with the vilest being in the world. She hated this man and everything that he had done. His perfection, she hated. His agonizing less-of vocabulary, she hated. His smug attitude, she was disgusted by it. But the one thing she hated most about him had to be that grimy little smirk he wore.

Uchiha Sasuke was a man-bitch. For real.

If there was one person in the world she could chose to just disappear, it would probably be him.

(Mr. Orochimaru, the science teacher, had already passed away 4 weeks ago from a heart attack…so he wasn't an option.) Damn.

"What do you want?" Sakura asked coldly, if only to spite him.

"Just saying hello to the commoners. Mainly; you." Sasuke answered with a smirk on his face.

"Hilarious, now get out of my way. I'll be late." Sakura ordered, she didn't have time for this. She had wasted enough of her life on this man.

"Come on, talk to me at least." There was a small plea in his voice-

-which Sakura chose to ignore and walked around him.

"There is NOTHING to talk about." Sakura threw over her shoulder and walked down the hall towards her Chemistry class.

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"You kick him in the crotch and then laugh in his silly little face!"

The room was silent as everyone stared at the blonde like she was retarded.

It was a possibility.

"Ino…no. You punch him in the face, THEN kick him in the crotch and laugh at his silly little face." Tenten corrected her. Of course this as well earned Tenten a few glances, which she chose to, ignore and stared at her textbook.

"No way, he would kill me." Sakura replied, sticking a piece of gum in her mouth. She crossed her legs and rolled her eyes as the boys swooned. She was just sick of the-

Hormonal, idiotic…

"So it would still be funny…" Ino muttered.

…scratch that, VERY idiotic…

"Ino, Sakura would be DEAD." Tenten informed.

…stuck up, shallow, air headed…

"Yeah you're right…who would we pick on if forehead wasn't her?"

…NOT funny, weird, cruel…

"GASP! You're right!" Tenten cried out dramatically, dropping the pencil she was holding.

…Okay…maybe a little funny…

"NO FOREHEAD WOULD BE BAAAAAD!!!" Ino and Tenten cried together in the middle of class, making the teacher glare and smack her ruler. She ordered them a detention each and then smiled at their defeated faces, turning back towards the board. Ino and Tenten continued to mutter about stupid teachers and detention. Sakura just smiled.

…can-be-caring, possibly nice and loving people.

"I hate you!" Ino yelled out at the teacher randomly, making her stiffen and turn back around furiously, glaring holes into the blonde. Ha. Ha.

If only they had brains.

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Sakura walked into her English class (taught be the sexy Mr. Uchiha) and sat down her desk. She placed her bag on the ground and folder, looking back up she almost screamed.

Itachi's face was only 3 inches away.

"Hello Sakura." Itachi greeted the frightened girl; she could only nod with a blush adorning her cheeks. Sakura then blushed even more when he chuckled at her and moved away a bit giving her space. Why?

He knew the effect he had on girls.

(And he was damn well going to use it!)

"How has your day been?" Itachi asked, grinning lightly and handsomely. It was a sight, a VERY yummy sight.

"Oh, it's been going…okay." Sakura squeaked out meekly. She really didn't want to talk to this guy, he was creepy-

(And hot.)

-and he seemed sorta dangerous-

(And hot.)

-And he was an UCHIHA. She didn't mess with them anymore. She saw what they can do.

(It's not pretty. No not you Itachi, what the Uchiha's can do. You're beautiful.)

FYI. Flattery will get you no where.

"Good, to hear. My day…well let's just say it's gotten better since you're here." Itachi gave Sakura a wink and sauntered back over to his desk. Sakura gawked and then turned to the side to talk to Ino who was openly staring.

Staring at Itachi's butt that is.

"Ino. You're drooling."

"He's so hoooot." The blonde drawled out. Sakura sighed.

"Really, your shirt is starting to get wet."

"I could just eat him up…"

"It's pooling on the table!"

"I would so HIT THAT!" Ino yelled. Her sudden epiphany caused her to knock her chair over and send all their books to the ground. Sakura stared at the girl with the drool stained shirt and crossed her arms.

"Get that. Now." Sakura ordered.

She wasn't in the mood for a drool covered girl to knock her books off her desk in a sudden declaring of wanting to 'hit that'.

Not if she didn't get to first.

(I mean, the guy was SEXY!)

Ino, the frightened little thing she was, quickly bent down and picked up all of Sakura's books, placing them on the non-covered drool side of the table. Without meeting Sakura's fury filled eyes she picked up her own chair and sat down in it. With the knowledge that the crazy blonde was now calmed, Sakura sat back down in her seat and patted Ino's head.

"Good job Ino." Sakura praised, grinning like mad. The blonde snarled and tried to bite Sakura's hand, which quickly pulled back. Sakura glared at Ino and then faced the front of the class room. Itachi then began his lecture on the Middle Ages English. Which was very boring. Who wants to hear about some crazy twit who pulled a sword of a rock?

Not her.

Then she learned that the twit's best friend was in love with his wife! It was like some cheap soap opera she could have made in her backyard with a video recorder. So the twit's best friend (let's call him dope) realizes he's in love with the king's (the twit's) wife and leaves on some journey, never to return again. Sad really.

Would she really be able to do something like that for her best friend?

Sakura then turned to look at Ino, who was writing down notes when her pencil broke and she looked over to Sakura.

"FOREHEAD! Can…I borrow a pencil?" Ino asked with puppy eyes. Sakura rolled her eyes but gave her a pencil none the less.

The answer…

Yes.

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HELLO! Hoped you all liked this chapter! PLEASE REVIEW!!!! Sorry I can't talk anymore I'm late!

REVIEW RESPONSES:

RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat: Yes! I wanted Sakura to be able to have a crappy life, though at school she's like the queen bee. Thanks for reviewing! ^^

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