Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, but wish I did, I also don't own iCarly

Fang and the iCarly crew

Chapter 3

Sam's P.O.V.

I had promised Carly that I wouldn't beat this little girl by that much in the eating contest. I bet that she won't even finish one meatball, when I finish 27. My plan was to eat one meatball at a time while taking little bites. This way I wouldn't beat Ariel by that much. Ariel and I got into starting position. Freddy started the countdown as I thought about what I would get when I won the contest. "3, 2, 1, go." Freddy said as I smashed my face into the bowl. Then I grabbed one with both hands and took two bites. I looked over at Ariel and could not believe what I was seeing. Ariel, the six-year-old girl, was almost halfway done with her meatballs and she didn't even look full yet.

I saw her looking at me and realized that I was losing at an eating contest. At that moment I actually realized that this girl could eat and that I better speed it up if I was going to win. Five minutes later I had finished ten meatballs. I looked over at the girl and noticed that she was on her last meatball, while I had seven to go. If I lost an eating contest on iCarly then that would totally ruin my rep. I was not about to let a six year old kick my butt. The next thing I did was probably the meanest thing in my life, even worse then when I had hit Freddy. I lunged myself at the girl and tried to push her over. When my body hit the girl that would have knocked over Freddy in a second, she didn't even budge. I thought that the reason my body slam didn't knock her over was because I had slipped right before I had lunged.

After I had jumped on the girl, I was on the floor looking up at her eat her last meatball. I shouted, "NOOOOOO!" Everybody looked at me. I could not believe it; a six-year-old girl had just beaten me at an eating contest. My specialty was eating, and I had just lost. After I got up I heard the boy next to Ariel mumble, "Ariel you were eating slow today, what happened?" I looked at the six kids in disbelief. When I looked at the little girl I saw the best eater I had ever saw, and the people next to her where calling her slow. Though, I was not about to let people think I was a slow eater, so I said, "I let her win, and this little girl could not have beaten a fly. I just didn't want to see her feelings hurt." The little girl looked at me with pure hatred and ran at me. I thought that she was just going to slam into me and fall over. She did the exact opposite. The girl came at me and pushed me over with such force I slammed against the wall. I was left winded. I saw Carly looking at me with disbelief in her eyes. Then she went and whispered something in Nick's ear. I knew she liked him.

Carly's P.O.V.

After I saw Sam fall against the wall, I was amazed. Spencer could not even knock Sam over. Now a little girl came here and just pushed Sam over like rag doll. Also, the six year old had just beaten Sam at an eating contest. Though, after Sam said that she let her win, I believed it. After I saw Sam fall down, I went and whispered in Nick's ear, "Do you want to go down stairs, and get out of all the hype." I knew that after I used my seducing voice on him, he couldn't say no. After all, I knew that he liked me because of the way he looked at me. But, when he looked at me after I said the statement it was like someone had put a knife in my back. Nick then shook his head no. Then I realized why he said no. We were in the middle of the iCarly and he loved me so much that he didn't want to interrupt the web show. Oh, he was such a gentle man. The next segment we did was jokes. My plan was to let everybody say a joke. This would let me see that Nick was funny. I always loved a funny man. I went first and said one that would make anyone laugh, "Knock, Knock" Sam was the only one who said who's there. "Orange." I answered. Once again Sam was the only one who said orange who. "Knock, knock."

"Who's there." Sam said, I was getting a little tired of her being the only one saying it. I finished my joke and Sam went next. She said, "Beef jerky." I laughed because she said it in her voice that was supposed to make anyone crack up. Surprisingly there was silence.

Zephyr, Tiffany-Krystal, Ariel, Jeff, and Alex all went. I couldn't wait to hear Nick's. He spoke, " I would rather not." I could not believe it. After that sudden out burst, I ended the show, and went up to talk to Nick. I walked up and looked at him with my puppy dog eyes, and said, "Why didn't you tell a joke." He looked and me and said, "I just don't like jokes." I thought to myself that this was a pretty good reason. I let him off the hook and opened my arms up for a hug. Surprisingly he didn't walk into them. Anyone at my school would kill to be in an embrace with me. But he just walked away and went downstairs with Alex. I thought for a moment that they could be dating like in Twilight and how Rosalie and Emmett dated even though they were foster kids. I thought about it for a second, and decided that it was way to weird. Then when I walked downstairs, I saw Alex and Nick kissing on the couch.

Fang's P.O.V.

After what felt like two hours, that stupid web show was over. After that Carly girl talked to me about the joke and tried to hug me, I was downstairs with Max. I was finally alone with her. I took this moment with enthusiasm and kissed her. She kissed me back. It was better then any other kiss that we had had. Feeling her soft, warm lips on mine felt like heaven. We had been in the lip lock for about a minute when Carly came down and was staring at us. I didn't know how long she was there, but all I knew was that she was mad.

I know, short chapter.

R&R