(A/N) 'Ello my little doves! Miss me?
I missed you guys. 3 3 3
Soooo, I have a pretty interesting chapter for you guys. So I won't ramble.
ON WITH IT!
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it would be a Shojo manga. ;D
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Chapter 8:
Tap. Tap. Tap. Ta-SNAP!
Damn.
Sakura had broken yet another pencil on her desk.
Cheap, wooden...things!
She was nervous, Deidara had told her to meet him after classes were over...he wanted to talk to her...and she wouldn't have had a problem with it if he hadn't added the "alone". No, that just made her all jumpy and paranoid.
Not that she liked the man, no way.
No, no, no, nooooooooo-
Cause he's her teacher! And older than her! And has a kid! Not to mention the dead wife laying six-feet under somewhere!
Weeeeell, at least he's sing-
AH! NO! BAD THOUGHTS! THOUGHTS!
"Sakura...are you okay?" Ino asked with a raised eyebrow, holding a can of hairspray. The nozel was directed in Sakura's direction...
"Ino, put the hairspray DOWN, and back off..."
She whined, but put the can down none-the-less and crossed her arms, eyeing the pink-haired beauty. "Sooo, Saki, what's your damage? You look...you look...high."
Sakura's eyebrows shot up, then glowered in a glare.
"Yes, Ino. I'm high, and I love it. I smoked weed right in front of you in the girl's bathroom and you didn't even...NOTICE." Sakura smacked her hand down on her wooden desk and sighed. She lean then backed and reached down to get another pencil out of her bag, ignoring the gaping blonde and various appreciative looks from the creepy goth guy in the back of the room.
No, not that one, the one with the nose-ring. Yeah, him.
"So wait? You're a ninja?" Ino's eyes went wide and she slapped her hand over her mouth and pointed at Sakura like an alien.
Sakura sighed. "Ino, somewhere, somehow, I'm sure I am."
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IN THE FOREST OF DEATH
"Daaaamn, Sakura, you're so annoying, can't you just shut the Hell up for 5 minutes?" Ninja Sasuke yelled at the little, pink-haired ninja. She just got hearts in her eyes and drooled.
"KYAAAA! OH, I LOVE YOU, CAN I BEAR YOUR CHILDREN?" Ninja Sakura asked.
Ninja Sasuke's brow went up. "If you can live through the Chunin Exams, me leaving your and Narutard's asses, and shacking up with a homosexual who only wants me for my body only to come back to try and destroy Konoha for vengence over my family's death, then yes, Sakura, you may bear my children." Ninja Sasuke then walked off to find Ninja Naruto, who was off somewhere taking a piss, and taking way too long.
"O. M. G. Like I love that guy." Ninja Sakura stated to no-one in particular.
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"Saaaaaaaaaakura! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER GET HIGH WITHOUT ME!" Ino screached and squaked a couple of times, and Sakura thanked gawd that Itachi wasn't in the classroom yet. Ino finally finished her rant with a "DAMNIT SAKURA!" and sat back in her chair looking miffed.
Snicker.
Snort.
Snicker-Snicker.
Giggle.
Laugh.
FULL OUT LAUGHING SOME ASS OFF.
Sakura turned around and glared at Sasuke and his "gang", no doubt laughing at her blonde companion and the fact that she was now pointing out the best people in the room to buy drugs from. Oh, the irony.
Sasuke-Bitch just couldn't help himself.
He smirked and licked his lips at her, eyeing her body in a not-so-innocent-way. Giving Sakura his sexy "Come hither" look, he leaned back in his chair and continued to shoot Sakura glances that would make her daddy beat him up-side the head.
If he wasn't over-seas...THAT NO GOOD FATHER OF HER'S!
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Somewhere in an office room...
"And so, as you can see from this chart, we are quite eligible to endorse your product, in fact we would be the best."
Mr. Haruno knew he was going to win these people over, he's got the smile, the professional looks and a big wad of cash he could flash if things got ugly. Oh yeah, he was so gonna-
ACHOO!
Snot now covered the President of Flu-Away Inc, a multi-billion dollar company.
Oh gawd.
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"You know, Sasuke, that might actually work if you were actually the "Hot One" in this room, but now that your big brother is here...that makes you "Number Two", and therefore, lowering your hotness level."
Oh. Itachi. Perfect timing.
He walked over to Sakura's desk and gave her a little wink and thumbs-up.
"Thanks...that was getting...un-dignified." Sakura thankek him and chuckles spread through-out the classroom. Sasuke glared his death-glare-of-doom-and-destruction-to-any-that-crosses-his-path-and-pisses-him-off.
Hmmph. Man-Bitch.
"Oh! Oh!" Ino raised her hand and bounced up and down in her seat. Itachi raised an eyebrow.
Oh my GOD, not the blonde one again...
Itachi, being the saint that he was, pointed at her anyway.
"Yes, Ino?"
"Have you ever gotten high?"
The sound of a hand smacking a forehead echoed through-out the school building.
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Sakura had been standing outside of Deidara's classroom door for a long while. Earlier this morning she had stood in front of this same door and had not felt this same fear that she was feeling now. What did Deidara have to say to her that was so important as to have to say it alone? She studied the familair wood ridges that were permanantly worn into the over-used door to the art-room. Could she find the strength to face him? Maybe agreeing to come see hm alone was a bad idea...
Just as Sakura turned to leave, the door opened and a deep, musical voice flowed out,
"Sakura? Where are you going?" Deidara blinked and held the door open, staring at the young female. Sakura turned back around and faced the man that she. Did. Not. Like. At all.
He was just a friend...
...a friend that she would like to take to the movies someday.
Maybe a Comedy...or Romance...hmm...Romedancy.
She broke herself out of those thoughts before answering her no-less-than-gorgeous art teacher,
"Ah, umm, no where. So, you wanted to talk to me...?" Sakura cursed herself for sounding so childish, she was talking to a MAN. A MAN, DAMNIT!
"Yes, yes, come inside, please." Deidara ushered Sakura into his classroom and shut the door, which automatically clicked and locked behind them. Sakura tried to swallow the thick lump that seemed to permanantly rest in her throat and placed her green tote bag on a nearby desk. She then turned and looked at Deidara expectantly. When he remained silent, she cleared her throat and spoke,
"Soooo, what is it you wanted to speak to me about?"
An awkward silence was issued.
"Well," Deidara started. "How exactly...do you feel about kids, Sakura, Mrs. Haruno?" He ended, seeming awkward and out of his territory.
Sakura, being surprised at his question, tilted her head and answered in a perky voice that 'While children are hard to take care of, she loves them.'. Deidara seemed pleased at her answer.
"Ah...well...how do I ask this," He placed a hand behind his head and paced back and forth before stopping and staring at Sakura with a determined look in his eyes, "Wanna go on a date with me?"
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YES, that's right, I'm evil. I'm stopping it there!
Why?
Cause I'm the Queen of Cliffhangers. Ask the reviewers of my other story. They'll tell ya.
Sooooo, how'd you all like it? It was a bit short, but I wanted a nice cliffy. :3
OHHHHH, I love you guys that reviewed. You make me so happy.
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