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Fang and the iCarly Crew

Chapter 4

Carly's P.O.V.

Nick was going to pay. I really thought that he liked me because I was so pretty. I was a girl who had it all. I had a pretty face, beautiful hair, a cute smile, and a fantastic personality. How could Nick just give that up to be with that tomboy? She was so weird. I mean, she was wearing a windbreaker and she also had a dirty T-shirt on with scratched up jeans. I would totally change if I were wearing a mud-splattered shirt.

I ran up to Alex and tried to tackle her. She didn't even move. All she did was push me off with one hand as if I was a feather. She was really strong. I yelled, "How can you go out with her, she's so ugly and gross?"

Nick replied, " She is not gross, Alex is the most beautiful person I have ever saw. And if you're calling her ugly, then you must be Jub of the hut because she is way more gorgeous than you. Carly, you are just full of it." I just looked at him as if he was crazy.

I thought to myself that there was only one reason for why he was "rejecting" me. It was because he was a vampire. (A/N thanks to person for recommending the idea about them being vampires) It was the only explanation for why he did not want to get together with me. Since he was a vampire and if he got together with me then he would be risking my life.

It was the only reason for why he was kissing Alex. Nick did not care about her; he was just trying to get me to not like him when he said that I was gross. Then I thought about the best idea ever. My idea was to confront him about being a vampire and say that I was okay with being the girlfriend of a vampire. I mean Bella turned out okay in Twilight.

Then Nick broke my daydream and said, "If you're going to insult me and my girlfriend, then we are just going to go back to our apartment. If you ever bother us again, then I will get a restraining order against you and all your creepy little friends."

"Fine then you can just leave." I replied. Though, after I said this, I winked at him a few times to show that I knew that he was a vampire. Sam always tells me that I wink really weirdly, but I just tell her that she is jealous and that I winked beautifully.

Fang's P.O.V.

I could not believe that Carly had said that about Max. Then she had tried to tackle her to the ground. Though, it did not work out for her very well because Max just pushed her off the couch. After Max had pushed her onto the floor Carly got up and just stood they're for like five minutes. It looked like she was thinking really hard because her eyes glazed over and she started drooling. Max just looked at me with disgust for the girl. She then said, "do you want to raid their kitchen of food while she is sort of knocked out." I nodded. Stealing food would seem like the best pay back for calling Max gross.

While Max and I were looking through the cabinets Carly was still in her daydream. Occasionally she would say vampire and Nick. It was really weird. Five minutes later we found cupcakes. We each ate five and then sat back on the couch. As soon as we sat down I said, "If you're going to insult me and my girlfriend, then we are just going to go back to our apartment. If you ever bother us again, then I will get a restraining order against you and all your creepy little friends."

Carly replied in a mockingly tone, "Fine then you can just leave." Right after she said the sentence she started twitching. Her eye was closing in and out and she looked like she was having a seizure. At that point I knew that it was time to leave.

Max and I walked upstairs while Carly was still having her "seizure." As soon as we got up there, I froze. Freddie and Sam were tied up in a chair while Gazzy and Iggy were making bombs out of various things. Whereas Angel and Nudge were putting make- up on Freddie and Sam, it was hilarious. Though I could laugh about this moment for the rest of my life, I knew that we would have to leave before Carly stopped twitching.

Angel's P.O.V

When we got to our apartment it was very boring. Max and Fang were deciding what to do if someone found us. Gazzy and Iggy were in the boys room eating something. Though I didn't know where they got the food. Nudge was in the bathroom looking at her pores while complaining about how big they were.

I had nothing to do so I read peoples minds.

Fang was thinking about Carly and her twitching problems. Weird.

Max had thoughts about the kiss Fang and her had shared the earlier afternoon.

Nudge's thoughts were easy to read because she always said the. It was about her pores.

Gazzy was amazed by how much stuff the people at Carly's had to make a bomb.

Iggy was thinking about how blank the room looked because it was all one color.

Fang's P.O.V.

Everything was going fine in the apartment until the iCarly gang came bursting through the doors.

R&R