Author's note: This is going to be a fun chapter! I know they are all fun, but I'll try to make this one extra fun! Tell me what you think!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with back to the future. I only own Abby!
"Doc, come in Doc, this is Marty, over" Marty said in his James Bond voice.
"You didn't do it right! It's 'Agent Brown, Mcfly reporting for duty? Do you read me?" I insisted.
"You know what why don't we cool it with the lingo all together, because we certainly can't agree" Marty siad snatching it away from me.
"Roger Marty, this is Doc. Are you there?" Doc's voice answered staticy.
"Yeah, Abby looked up the address in the phone book, but I think it's wrong" Marty said into the walkie-talkie.
"How can you tell?" Doc replied.
"Well, in the past hour a old lady has come out, weeded her garden, itched her poison ivy, and blew her nose into her sleeve" Marty explained.
"Uh, Marty I think we have a problem" I said cautiously looking behind us.
"Shut up Abby! I'm talking to Doc!" Marty replied rudely.
"Maaaarrrrrttttyyy" I whined getting really scared now.
"What is so important…" Marty said whirling around.
"That I have to… Oh, crap" Marty whispered. A big vicious dog was standing before us. His slobber hit the pavement making a huge wet puddle at his feet. His eyes were seriously blood red. I noticed behind him was a sign reading in big bold letters BEWARE OF DOG! WILL EAT PEOPLE IF PROVOKED.
"Were so dead" I whispered.
"Why didn't you tell me there was a vicious man eating dog behind us before!" Marty yelled freaking out.
"I tried but you wouldn't listen!" I yelled back.
"And you couldn't have yelled 'help there's a man eating dog about to have us for lunch!" Marty pointed out.
"You would have said 'Oh, Abby don't exaggerate. I bet it's only a chawawa" I shot back. The whole time were fighting the dog is slobbering more and more.
"Any history that can help us right now?" Marty asked grimacing.
"You know the only thing I'm certified in is The Trojan War and the Old West!" I cried in defense.
"And you couldn't have taken the class on how to get away from a man eating dog without getting eaten!" Marty cried.
"They weren't offering it!" I shot back.
"Okay, I have a plan! Why don't we climb over the fence. He can't climb fences" Marty admitted.
"Okay, I was always good at climbing" I admitted.
"That's cause the only day you would participate in gym was climbing day" Marty pointed out.
"And your point?" I asked pointedly.
"I thought I just said it" Marty replied.
"You know what? Let's just get out of here" I said. I got my first foothold. Marty did the same.
"Okay, on three" Marty said.
"One" Marty counted.
"Two" I continued.
"Three!" we both yelled. Marty started to climb but I just stared dumbly at him.
"I thought we were going on go!" I yelled.
"I'm pretty sure I said three" Marty called over his shoulder.
"Yeah, but…" I started but then I realized where I was. I was still inside the fence with the beast. I looked behind me where the dog had begun to growl.
"Nice doggy" I offered. He growled all the louder.
"This would be the point where I would scream loudly and climb the fence as fast as I can. But, since I feel not to be so disgraced by sounding like a screaming girl in a haunted movie I'll simply do the later" I said politely.
I climbed up and over the fence for my life without screaming once. Marty on the other hand…
"Ahhhh! Watch out he's on your tail! He almost got you that time!" Marty screamed he whole time. I jumped off the fence and onto the sidewalk.
"I think we just finished our training as a spy. We got the talk down, and now we got the stunts" I joked. Suddenly a door slammed loudly making Marty and me scatter to hide behind the nearest tree.
"Biff!" a old lady's voice yelled after him.
"Yeah?" Biff yelled loudly.
"Where're you going Biff?" she called after him distressed.
"I'm going to get my car Grandma!" Biff yelled back annoyed like he had already told her this a million times. For all we knew he might have.
"When are you coming back? My feet hurt and I want you to rub my toes some more" she replied. I snickered.
"Shut up you old hag" Biff yelled intending no one to hear.
A group of kids playing with a ball try to pass Biff. Biff stole their grabbed their ball.
"Give us our ball back!" one red headed girl cried.
"What ball?" Biff asked casually putting it under his shirt.
"That ball!" the kids yelled pointing to where Biff had it hidden.
"What ball are you talking about?" Biff yelled annoyed.
"Give us our ball back!" the kids insisted.
"Oh, is this your ball?" Biff asked taking it out fromk under his shirt.
"Yeah!" the kids yelled.
"Well go get it!" he laughed evilly as he threw it into the neighbors gutter on the roof of their house. The kids stared longingly at the gutter.
I stepped out from behind the tree and walked up to them. "Is there something wrong?" I asked knowingly.
"Yeah, that butt stole our ball, then threw it into old lady Hallaway's gutter" a red head boy said. I had to laugh at that.
"I'll get your ball" I said simply as I shimmied up the drainpipe.
I know very classy. Shimming up the drain pipe in a purple dress. But I knew Marty wouldn't have made it up there. Marty barely made it over the fence.
I got the ball and hopped down from the roof. The kids just stared at me amazed.
"I may not be around next time this happens, so if I were you I'd keep that ball safe" I instructed. The kids nodded their heads. Their eyes never left my face.
I walked over to where Marty was standing.
"Even in a dress huh?" Marty joked as we headed on after Biff.
"Even in a dress" I replied.
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